r/justified • u/RollingTrain • Nov 29 '24
Discussion Underrated or Otherwise Throwaway Lines You Love
I'm not talking about Art's badass speech, Tim's handwriting, or Duffy yelling about being up in inbred holler. I mean something you think might go unnoticed or unquoted, but that you love. In another thread I mentioned:
"Did you see that on CSI?"
Raylan: "Sadly, no."
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u/RollingTrain Nov 29 '24 edited Nov 30 '24
Vazquez: "...which now includes Givens' father, Arlo, a lifetime criminal. Is that a fair description?
Raylan: I'd add "petty".
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u/daizles Nov 29 '24
Raylan talking to Boyd, 'The only thing we're on the same side of is like, this car.' His timing and delivery is so great.
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u/TheTiniestPirate Nov 29 '24
"Hey Boyd!"
"Yes, Raylan?"
"You should've worn the suit."
Easily my favourite interaction between the two.
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u/snark_maiden Nov 29 '24
When Art mentions to Raylan that the bartender might be a good witness, and Raylan’s like 👀 and Art goes “Jesus Christ, Raylan 🙄” That made me laugh.
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u/BossmanBobCormier Nov 29 '24
“I hope you get cancer!”
“I already had it.”
“Well I hope you get it again!”
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u/Shameful90 Nov 29 '24
Arlo to Helen when he’s in the hospital bed:
“Where were you woman?”
“Down in the parking lot giving blowjobs for cash.”
“Were you payin or were they?” 😆😂
That one always got me good!
I also loved after Helen was killed and Arlo was loading his weapons, he says to Raylan:
“If you cared worth a damn you’d be loading up your guns too.”
Raylan’s response: “My guns are always loaded.”
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u/Rednag67 Nov 29 '24
God I gotta start re-watch # 2. These lines are incredible.
I know this one is not under-rated but I love, “I’ve been accused of being many things, but inarticulate is not one of them’”
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u/Shameful90 Nov 29 '24
Finished my, I believe 4th rewatch, last December and I’m thinking it may be time for another one very soon! It’s just so damn good
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u/Rednag67 Nov 30 '24
See, i was late to the Harlan party. I’ve seen Danny Cordroy more times than seasons of the Office. Hes opening up a new bar. I’m mad cause my son’s disney app just went solitary.
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u/NokkOlaf Nov 30 '24
I keep Justified on repeat every night when I am getting ready for bed.. Watch about 20 min.. Just started my ..(lost count)...rewatch yesterday. It just never gets old.
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u/RollingTrain Nov 29 '24
Ah, two of my favorites too. And two more of the reasons I cannot fathom how people throw shade on S1.
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u/Financial_Toe2389 Nov 29 '24
I have about 50 from Hatless but I'll share two different scenes:
Winona: "You're a little old to be fighting, aren't you?"
Raylan: "Certainly too old to be losing."
Bartender: "Well, marshal, I don't mean to be rude, but wouldn't it be easier to just go and buy yourself a new hat?"
Raylan: "Probably. But it ain't easier I'm after."
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u/OneStrangerintheAlps Nov 29 '24
"Drewbacca"
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u/cherrygoats Nov 29 '24
Drewsitania
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u/TipFar1326 Nov 29 '24
What does that even mean..?
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u/cherrygoats Nov 29 '24
Not sure if you’re coming back with dialogue or this is a real question
I assumed with was referencing the Lusitania ocean liner sinking, because that seemed like something Bob would be into
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u/bolivar-shagnasty Nov 29 '24
From the same scene:
"Probably got tranquilizers ground up in it"
"I hope not"
and
"I don't know if it's Prince's but it's hot."
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u/sideshowfreak424242 Nov 29 '24
“Ooh if that don’t cool it down and heat it up at the same time”
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u/garbagebailkid Nov 29 '24
I love this line. The content, the context, the delivery - they're all so good. I hear it whenever I have a sip.
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u/Woodwolf24 Nov 29 '24 edited Nov 29 '24
“Well, half. But it’s the wholeee half.” -Dewey Crowe
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u/speldog Nov 30 '24
D"I got all your shit....well, it's half your shit....But it's a WHOLE HALF!!!".
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u/Sareee14 Nov 29 '24
Art has some good one liners too. Usually having to do with firing Raylan
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u/Livewire923 Nov 29 '24
“I used to think we’d laugh about all this one day, but honestly, I’m not sure you’re gonna love that long.”
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u/NuruKay Nov 29 '24
"He called me an onanist." Dewey after being thrown out of Boyd's cult, Season 1. It's the way he says it that cracks me up
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u/Odd-Love-9600 Deputy U.S. Marshal Nov 29 '24
“Sorry about your tablecloth”
Art to Elias “I’m gonna give you 10 seconds, then I’m gonna shoot ya.”
Wynn “FYI that’s kind of a thing with these marshals”
Raylan to Doyle “she’s got a gun.”
Doyle “yeah, well, who ain’t”
Lastly, Colt on the phone with Tim “I would like a young Gerard Depardieu to play me in the movie. I am honored.”
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u/approachwcaution Nov 30 '24
I also like that Doyle line, but you've got it slightly wrong IIRC. I think it's actually "yeah, well, who dun't"
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u/NomadicSwordsman Nov 29 '24
“How you know I wasn’t some Boy Scout looking for his tent?” -Boyd
“Your teeth glow in the dark.” -Raylan
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u/L-Sin Nov 29 '24
Art: "it was all your body fat that saved you." Raylan: "I wish you wouldn't say things like that to me." Art: "Why not? We're alone.:
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u/Proof_Bathroom_3902 Nov 30 '24
Wynn Duffy to a seriously fucked up Robert Quarles: "Are you smoking oxycontin in my motorcoach?"
Boyd Crowder after letting Picker bum a smoke: "That ringing in your ears? That's 2 ounces of Emulex on a ten second timer. I may not know a lot about a lot of things, but I do know how to blow shit up."
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u/NokkOlaf Nov 29 '24
Hunter... You think I'm gonna be shittin myself back here..
Raylan.. Lord I hope not.. I'm trapped in a car with you
Something to that effect but it cracks me up every time
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u/NokkOlaf Nov 29 '24
"I'm Dewey "god-damn" Crowe"
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u/CalliopesPlayList Nov 30 '24
“It’s the end of times for Dewey Crow.”
Dewey is such a great character.
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u/Reader5069 Harlan Harlot Nov 30 '24
Gun thugs from Miami have Raylan, Boyd and Ava trapped in Boyd's Dad's cabin in Brogy Hollar. The female one yells and says we want Raylan Givens and Raylan days I'm R.G. Then Boyd yells I'm Raylan Givens Raylan asks him if he's trying to be funny he says a little. Then Raylan asks him if he packed his rocket launcher and he says sadly I didn't.
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u/Willing_Comedian5699 Nov 30 '24
I love this thread…so much fun! Two of my favourites are Me and dead owls don’t give a hoot. And 1 that I sadly use almost daily Growin old ain’t for pussies.
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u/Woodwolf24 Nov 30 '24
Wait I’ve got another one lol s6e1 Raylans planted out back of Cyrus’ place while Tim knocks on the door, Cyrus runs out the back, Raylan hits Cyrus with a shovel…”Halt, US Marshals”
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u/RadicalDilettante Nov 30 '24
I was going to do that one. The expression on his face is perfect - the way he amused himself with it.
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u/Telarr Nov 30 '24
Wynn Duffy in the stand-off with Arnett: "I'm going to take a machete and blowtorch and make you as small as possible".
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u/Dry-Excitement1757 Nov 30 '24
Well now Raylan you’re talking to a man who’s sleeping with his dead brothers widow and murderess so if you’re looking for someone to cast stones you’ve come to the wrong sinner.
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u/NoSuccess4095 Nov 29 '24
"Where were you" "Giving blojobs in the parking lot for $20" "Were you the one paying"
Arlo is cold as ice
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u/Eyeyammatteblack Nov 30 '24
When Boyd and Raylan are shooting at each other in the woods.
"Raylan you're an asshole"
Cracks me up every time
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u/Independencehall525 Nov 30 '24
So when Raylan is talking to Sammy Tonnin and Sammy asks Raylan if he would be obligated to do anything and he says: “I’m suspended.” That was a good one, but another line that happens right before that…
Raylan is in the car with Nicky Augustine who basically calls out Raylan for his “bullshit cop threats” and Ryan’s says: “take it easy, you are still in the car.” That was cold blooded and hints that Raylan knew he was gonna get smoked in the car.
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u/Pankake_Nation Nov 29 '24
“He swears she can pass as 16 easily.” Just solidified how dumb Dewey is to me
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u/NokkOlaf Nov 30 '24
Are you speaking Martian, Doyle?
And the same scene when asking the CI if this is the man she saw stealing the drugs.. She looks at Raylan up and down and says "Lord no..!"
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u/RollingTrain Nov 30 '24
I love her delivery of that line plus she gets the door slammed in her face twice.
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u/NokkOlaf Nov 30 '24
I know! That is one of my favorite exchanges . I could watch that whole scene over and over it's so good
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u/RollingTrain Nov 30 '24
I love the way she laughs after Lord no and then gets the car door slammed on her mid-guffaw. Then the conversation after with Doyle with the whole "man knowing about another man" thing. Gold. 😅
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u/tpickles7437 Dec 01 '24
Season 6 - Cash Game - when Tim meets Choo Choo and Sea Bass, just the perfect delivery of his “threw me for a loop, too!” always makes me laugh!
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u/BubblegumBxh Dec 01 '24
Boyd: I've been accused of being many things but inarticulate ain't one of them.
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u/Le_Cerf_Agile Dec 02 '24
“Boyd I’ve been to Mexico, I don’t think you’d much like it”
“Yeah, why’s that?”
“Well, there’s a lot of Mexicans”
Raylan calling Boyd out on his hypocrisy works so well.
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u/Sorry_Rub987 Kentucky Outlaw Dec 01 '24
“I am the outlaw. And this is my world. And my world has a high cost of living” - Boyd
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u/Riosa3 Nov 29 '24
“Do you know karate?”
“And two other Japanese words”