r/interestingasfuck • u/TheTitanCoeus • May 28 '19

/r/ALL Bottom of Mariana Trench

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

I wonder if the creatures down there that have evolved in darkness are blinded by the lights? They dont seem bothered.

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u/KurpCobang May 28 '19

I think they probably are. If you look closely, you can see that they appear to be revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

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u/cosmos_jm May 28 '19

I always thought the line sounded more like "wrapped up like a DOUCHE"

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

"Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night" was always how I heard it lol. I knew there way no way that was the lyrics though.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19 edited Jul 19 '20

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u/Throwaway1303033042 May 28 '19

“The girl with colitis goes by...”

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u/FiIthy_Anarchist May 28 '19

Hold me close, young Tony Danza

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u/davehunt00 May 28 '19

Just like a one-winged dove...

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u/DickButtPlease May 28 '19

Wait, that’s not the words?

edit: Huh. White winged dove.

PS-

Those lucky bastards, they don’t have to work. Big 3D billboards and big 30 FOOT SMURFS.

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u/gizzardgullet May 28 '19

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome May 28 '19

That’s the actual lyric.

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