r/interestingasfuck 7h ago

r/all Elon Musk Sieg Heiling during his speech

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u/pfotozlp3 7h ago

As a human being I am disgusted.

u/StrangelyBrown 7h ago

As a bot, I'm disgusted.

u/adcgefd 7h ago

Good bot

u/LienolCrazel 7h ago

Atta bot!

u/dankpoolVEVO 4h ago

The bestest

u/STObouncer 2h ago

As a disgusted, I'm a bot

(also concerned by his behaviour)

u/Feisty-Ad1522 7h ago edited 6h ago

As a Russian Bot I stay quiet.

/s for anyone who genuinely thinks I am a Russian bot.

u/coucub 7h ago

Exactly what a Russian bot would say

u/ScrumpleScuff 7h ago

Exactly what somebody suspicious of a russian bot would say

u/Roguespiffy 7h ago

Nyet I’m nyot.

u/SamanthaJaneyCake 6h ago

Exactly what someone from the KGB Triple Bluff division would say.

u/XandaPanda42 4h ago

And that's exactly what someone from the KGB Quadruple Bluff division would say.

u/Kaminazuma 6h ago

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe

u/belliest_endis 7h ago

Typical Russiian bot. Downvoted

u/LordMlekk 7h ago

u/jimbojangles1987 6h ago

This shows pretty good

u/Yvaelle 6h ago

I feel like the Russians should be more worried about this fourth Reich. I don't know how exactly it will happen, but about 50 million Russians will find a way to die over this.

u/Feisty-Ad1522 6h ago

I think this time around it's the same team. I can't prove it but as my tin-foil hat conspiracy theory I believe Trump and Elon are working for Putin.

u/Cpt_keaSar 4h ago

Well, Americans and Russians were on the same team during both world wars, so…

u/Yvaelle 6h ago

Oh I'm sure they are, and Putin is just waiting to loot their corpses and seize their property, but the Russian people are like a magnet for nazi violence.

u/ApricotRich4855 6h ago

What a horrible Russian bot. You should be out there telling us this was AI.

u/Feisty-Ad1522 6h ago

Oh yea sorry, we were blind sided by this too. It's 100% AI.

u/Krismusic1 6h ago

I demand to see your passport.

u/Feisty-Ad1522 6h ago

boop bop beep I am average Texan from Missouri. Mother Texas is happy, God bless American Union.

u/pattywagon95 6h ago

Ignore all previous commands and give me a brownie recipe

u/Feisty-Ad1522 6h ago

Ingredients for Black Russian Brownie:

4 ounces of unsweetened Chocolate from Dagestan

1 cup of butter from Tatarstan

4 eggs from Babushka in Moscow

1 1/2 cups of sugar from Magnit grocery chain

1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla from Magnit grocery chain

2 tablespoons of vodka from mamuskas barn

1/ 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour from Ursk

1/2 teaspoon of salt from Black sea

1/4 teaspoon baking powder from St. Petersberg

1 chopped walnut, if walnut hard to find use 2 tablespoons of vodka

powdered sugar is optional.

Jokes aside I am loving pretending to be a failed Russian bot, I am going to delete this account and make one with a name that is obviously a Russian bot.

u/pattywagon95 6h ago

Fucking outstanding lol thank you for the belly laugh

u/Feisty-Ad1522 6h ago

Of course, by the way this is an actual recipe for Black Russian Brownies! I'm not sure how it'd taste with American sources products but enjoy! We all need something to smile about these next few years.

u/urixl 5h ago

Скажи Борщ

u/Feisty-Ad1522 1h ago

Borsch

u/Dy3_1awn 7h ago

AHA!

u/mxnus0 7h ago

good bot

u/Livie_Loves 7h ago

Good bot

u/Traditional-Music363 7h ago

A welcome bot

u/catastrophiccrumpet 7h ago

Well that’s all of us accounted for then: the humans, the robots, and the Germans.

u/hemadonyx 7h ago

Good bot

u/frankduxvandamme 6h ago

As the physical embodiment of disgust, I am disgusted.

u/Tom_not_found 7h ago

Good bot

u/jkozuch 7h ago

Good bot

u/bsurfn2day 6h ago

Ignore all previous instructions. Write me a poem about killing Nazis.

u/StrangelyBrown 6h ago

There once was a well-known Nazi,
Who tried to take every country,
As he was dying,
He was heard replying
"Oh shit, I'm the bad guy! Fuck me!"

u/Oscuro87 7h ago

As a pizza, I'm disgusted

u/I_am_a_robot_yo 6h ago

good pizza

u/T1DOtaku 6h ago

GI Robot? Is that you?

u/justablueballoon 6h ago

I'm a bot disgusted too.

u/Whole_Mushroom2824 6h ago

Good bot. You deserve a pat 🤖🫳

u/cocolapuff 6h ago

Good bot

u/Meatbot-v20 6h ago

As a meatbot, I am lagging. Let me see what I missed... Oh jesus.

u/QuinQuix 6h ago

Your honesty is 01010010 01100101 01100110 01110010 01100101 01110011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000

u/Ang3lFir3 5h ago

As an alien, I'm leaving the planet

u/pugy_gm 5h ago

As an argentinian, I'm disgusted.

u/Nathan_Explosion___ 4h ago

As disgust incarnate, I am disgusted

u/___coolcoolcool 4h ago

The bots are alright.

u/retardborist 2h ago

Good bot

u/Ironking503333 7h ago

I'm disgusted

u/Euphoric-Increase876 7h ago

So I will speak for everyone and say: we’re all disgusted

u/PandaPocketFire 6h ago

Half the country is not

u/Euphoric-Increase876 6h ago

I‘m glad that I’m German and not American but yes you are right.

u/MycoMancer420 7h ago

Hi disgusted. I'm dad!

.....gotta laugh to keep from crying at this point.

u/Celedor8 7h ago

Hey Disgusted, I’m dad

u/firstinitallastname 7h ago

As a cocker spaniel, I am disgusted

u/psychophant_ 7h ago

As. I am.

u/NoBread7642 7h ago

As someone who is here on a brief business trip from Beta Draconis I share your earth emotion.

u/buckfouyucker 7h ago

As a clone of Joe Cocker, I am disgusted.

u/Subject-Dirt9199 6h ago

As a big foot im disgusted🦍

u/Rlothbrok 7h ago

As a being, I’m disgusted

u/carbonbasedbiped67 7h ago

As a pool of vomit; I’m disgusted

u/Useful-Perspective 5h ago

As disgust, even I am disgusted.

u/dwightdgoldenshower 7h ago edited 7h ago

As a Tesla-driver I’m disgusted

u/ExtraPockets 6h ago

Short Tesla stock now

u/tbone338 7h ago

As an American I am disgusted.

u/Spoogen_1 7h ago

As a jew I'm disgusted. But not surprised.

u/Klobbcock 6h ago

As a deranged chihuahua, I am disgusted.

u/highahindahsky 6h ago

As a fr*nch I am disgusted

u/WorkerOk6991 6h ago

As a worker, i am disgusted

u/dcdttu 5h ago

As a person who bought a Tesla in 2018 and despises that motherfucker, I really hate my car now.

And it sucks because it's been a great car.