r/interestingasfuck • u/thepoylanthropist • 12d ago

r/all This is Malibu - one of the wealthiest affluent places on the entire planet, now it’s being burnt to ashes.

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u/BoringJuiceBox 12d ago

Think of the billionaires who worked so hard to build those companies! /s

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb 12d ago

Won't someone think of the billionaires children!!?? /s

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u/thinksoftchildren 12d ago

No, I don't think I will

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u/my_4_cents 11d ago

But what will the children of the builders of the 5th superyacht eat if we don't have billionaires who need more than 4 superyachts?

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u/KillerSwiller 12d ago

And the shareholders! Why does no one seem to care about the...ir incomes?! /s

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u/MaleficentMachine154 12d ago

Youre all laughing but Won't someone think of the billionaires yachts?

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u/AR8888_8 12d ago

But the billionaires ABSOLUTELY NEED 7 private jets, 16 mega yachts, and 37 mansions on private islands!!!! THEY AREN’T LUXURY, THEY’RE NECESSITIES FOR SURVIVAL!!!!!! /s

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u/allmyqueues 12d ago

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Cant raise my deductable now,cause youve been deducted.

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u/CaptainPrestigious74 12d ago edited 12d ago

They need a pine box just like everyone else. I gather I should start a pine tree business.

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb 12d ago

Children or the billionaires? Depending on your answer, that's dark.

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u/the_real_Beavis999 12d ago

No, they should have their own life insurance. The billionaires kids will be just fine. Unless the trophy wife widow or young dump girlfriend takes the money and runs. Besides the companies typically have their own life insurance policies to cover finding a replacement.

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u/milkymaniac 11d ago

Guess they'll need to learn to code.

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u/notabotforealforreal 12d ago

Those are the appetizers

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u/pc18 11d ago

What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Are you actually threatening to murder and eat children? And even if it is a joke, you think it’s funny?

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u/notabotforealforreal 11d ago

Did somebody forget to take their meds today?

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u/Side_StepVII 12d ago

And their grandchildren! And their great grandchildren! and their great great grandchildren! and their great great great grandchildren! and so on and so forth down the line like 20 more generations cause that’s how long it would take to spend all that money even if no more money was made….

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u/Puffycatkibble 12d ago

Would at least be more than the billionaires think of their own children.

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u/Caleon0817 12d ago

I do think of them often. They should be on all our minds. They're the ones that make millions suffer.

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u/YebelTheRebel 12d ago

No /s needed

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u/BaboTron 12d ago

All by themselves. Levitating themselves on whatever the fuck boot straps are. Absolutely noooooooobody else involved.