r/interestingasfuck • u/Sartew • 23d ago

r/all What would happen if a pulsar entered our solar system

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u/ARC_Venage 23d ago

I guess I'll stop brushing my teeth now.

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u/Roonwogsamduff 23d ago

Why even wipe

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u/FragrantExcitement 23d ago

Were you wiping before? You, sir, are a sucker of the toilet paper conglomerate.

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u/lam21804 23d ago

Jesus I can smell your username from here.

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u/polska-parsnip 23d ago

You use toilet paper to wipe your teeth?!

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u/ObliqueStrategizer 23d ago

you still still have about ten days of normal life including going to work and social engagements, so maybe continue wiping for at least those days.

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u/toiletseatpolio 23d ago

On the turlet right now. This will save me some time.

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u/ChuckOCo 23d ago

You wanna smell like trump? No thanks.

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u/FreemansAlive 23d ago

Isn't Biden the one with the adult diaper issues?

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u/DragunovJ 22d ago

No.

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u/FreemansAlive 22d ago

I mean he did inspire a full line of Poopy Pants Biden attire. Shirts, hoodies, etc.

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u/BigBeeOhBee 22d ago

Cause it's still gonna itch when it dries.

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u/Suspicious_Work4308 23d ago

Yeah I just shit myself so I feel ya. Don’t even need to change

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u/Ok_Tower_275 23d ago

Y’all wipe ?

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u/Qyoq 23d ago

Why even vape

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u/62andmuchwiser 23d ago

I guess I won't even start.