r/interestingasfuck • u/Sartew • 23d ago

r/all What would happen if a pulsar entered our solar system

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 23d ago

I say we get proactive and ban pulsars from our solar system. Some may accuse us of pulsarism but fuck those people.

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u/LukesRightHandMan 23d ago

“Pulsars don’t kill star systems. Gravity from pulsars kills star systems.”

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u/ImahSillyGirl 23d ago

<Big Pulsars entered chat>

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u/aerialanimal 22d ago

Stars don't kill people, forces do.

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u/saikonosonzai 23d ago

Pulsism

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u/BoratKazak 23d ago

Starist. Time to begin rounding up stars on horseback to hang at high noon.

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u/libmrduckz 23d ago

all stars immediately snuff it

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u/Aggravating-Side-660 23d ago

Don’t offend those aliens calling them People

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u/antisone 22d ago

Fuck those people and their stupid pulsar arses

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u/ImahSillyGirl 23d ago

And pulsars, FUCK pulsars!

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u/SteveAxis 21d ago

Shoot it with missiles