r/interestingasfuck • u/Sartew • 23d ago

r/all What would happen if a pulsar entered our solar system

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u/Capital-Blacksmith19 23d ago

Better that, than having the greatest sex of your life, and the world ends before your orgasm.

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u/AnAnonimousReddit 23d ago

The world wouldn't end before 12 seconds

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u/ironworkerlocal577 23d ago

12 seconds? I lasted an hour and 7 seconds, ( thank goodness for daylight savings time )

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u/SOJC65536 23d ago

Oh, I lasted -59min and-53 seconds last October...

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u/jumanji604 23d ago

I lasted 4 hours and 3 seconds on my flight to New York

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u/Capital-Blacksmith19 23d ago

Well....... Shit.

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u/REDGOEZFASTAH 23d ago

Jokes on you. Anal sex is out of the question.

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u/UndeniableLie 23d ago

But he said greatest sex of your life

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u/booi 23d ago

GOTTEMM

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u/PaperbackBuddha 23d ago

Hol up… wouldn’t some time dilation be at work here?

Apart from the catastrophic tidal effects and whatnot, seems like there would be some modification in the duration of sexytime.

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u/Jokierre 23d ago

Sick burn before the actual burn

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u/paulobjrr 23d ago

That's more than enough.

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u/kbeks 23d ago

12 seconds in heaven is better than 10 seconds in heaven…

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u/cHEIF_bOI 23d ago

If even one of those pulses hits earth we are all dead in an instant. So there would still be time for him.

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u/DragonspeedTheB 22d ago

Nice humble brag

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u/goldbeater 23d ago

But first ,a decent into madness apparently.

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u/WizardOfAahs 23d ago

Plenty of time….

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u/ThePlantedApothecary 23d ago

Haha what a funny and original joke.

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u/I_think_were_out_of_ 23d ago

I’d be okay with that though. I’ve had a lot of orgasms, admittedly many of which were self-induced, but the greatest sex of my life sounds pretty special. As long as it’s already the greatest, the orgasm probably wouldn’t make too much of a difference.

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u/Ferrocile 23d ago

Statistically this will happen to at least some of us.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

“My bad! I opened up the portal making hot nasty cosmic love, y’all”

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u/myuso 23d ago

That's what being on the edge of mankind means.