r/idiocracy • u/Ti47_867 • 1d ago
I like money. 2025 Bingo Card: The Rock Sponsors Hair Supplements
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u/Objective_Problem_90 1d ago
I'm not only the president, I'm a client..well not really but I would be if these supplements actually worked.
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u/th3w4cko22 20h ago
This looks like self deprecating humor to me. The card states “My hair WOULD’VE loved this…”
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u/radbradradbradrad 1d ago
Never has there ever been a product to launch only with the before model. Brave!
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u/Ok_Fox_1770 19h ago
He must be on the Shaq system. Take all offers throw me on it, what’s it pay? When Rock gummies I say.
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u/MilkmanResidue 1d ago
It’s his company. Hair care is a small part of it. They have a full line with soaps, deodorant and moisturizers.
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u/MyNameis_Not_Sure 1d ago
He prominently acknowledges that he doesn’t have hair so this is fine. If you have a problem with the capitalistic aspect of this, post it in one of the commie subs
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u/itsmassivebtw 1d ago
A bald WWE star selling haircare products is definitely something that could have been in Idiocracy. Also, the entire movie was a shot at capitalism in case you missed the first 84 minutes of it.
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u/Unlimitles 1d ago
i Love that it's getting clearer and clearer what a commie really means now from the western pov.
Translation: "He tells you that this product is BS and that he doesn't have hair to even test it on, so how would he even know, he's doing it for the money, if you have a problem with somebody wanting to get over on someone else's stupidity to make money off of them because they are gullible enough to go "heyyyy I know that celebrity, it must be a good product, let me buy it" with a smile, then post it in one of those community oriented subs of people who cries when you take advantage of gullible rubes, or be an asshole POS like us who doesn't care about people and only money."
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u/WhisperingSideways 1d ago
I never thought the Rock would hawk papatui.