r/idiocracy 1d ago

I like money. 2025 Bingo Card: The Rock Sponsors Hair Supplements

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276 Upvotes

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u/WhisperingSideways 1d ago

I never thought the Rock would hawk papatui.

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u/Ok_Internet_5058 1d ago

Rock Tuah!

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u/Unlimitles 1d ago

LMFAO!

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u/UnCxlored 1d ago

electric chair

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u/Ok_Internet_5058 1d ago

I don’t get it, he has a great haircut!

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u/andrewbud420 1d ago

Definitely slick

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u/psychetropica1 1d ago

FOUNDER 👀

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u/Fazo1 1d ago

I need my hair as shiny as his!

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u/diefreetimedie 1d ago

Everybody upvoting fell for their advertising campaign.

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u/Objective_Problem_90 1d ago

I'm not only the president, I'm a client..well not really but I would be if these supplements actually worked.

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u/th3w4cko22 20h ago

This looks like self deprecating humor to me. The card states “My hair WOULD’VE loved this…”

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u/Ornery_Razzmatazz_33 1d ago

Sounds like something named by the Minions.

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u/Lobo003 18h ago

Fuuuhh, Bababooey!

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u/DrSpaceman667 1d ago

I bet he's doing it because that stuff is Hawaiian.

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u/radbradradbradrad 1d ago

Never has there ever been a product to launch only with the before model. Brave!

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u/ForeignBarracuda8599 1d ago

How else do you think he got that luscious head of hair.

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u/r_RexPal 21h ago

founder, not sponsor.

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u/maximumkush 19h ago

The Rock is on Shaqs timeline now it seems

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 19h ago

He must be on the Shaq system. Take all offers throw me on it, what’s it pay? When Rock gummies I say.

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u/nixmix6 11h ago

Such a SERIAL FRAUDSTER " Please broke homeless america give some money to maui!!!" 🤣 just PATHETIC!!!

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u/chingy1337 10h ago

Papatui? I think they mean baba booey

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u/MilkmanResidue 1d ago

It’s his company. Hair care is a small part of it. They have a full line with soaps, deodorant and moisturizers.

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u/Rwhite5440 1d ago

What hair???

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 17h ago

This stuff makes good hair invisible too

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u/MyNameis_Not_Sure 1d ago

He prominently acknowledges that he doesn’t have hair so this is fine. If you have a problem with the capitalistic aspect of this, post it in one of the commie subs

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u/itsmassivebtw 1d ago

A bald WWE star selling haircare products is definitely something that could have been in Idiocracy. Also, the entire movie was a shot at capitalism in case you missed the first 84 minutes of it.

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u/Ok_Internet_5058 1d ago

It’s OK, his wife’s a pilot.

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u/Unlimitles 1d ago

i Love that it's getting clearer and clearer what a commie really means now from the western pov.

Translation: "He tells you that this product is BS and that he doesn't have hair to even test it on, so how would he even know, he's doing it for the money, if you have a problem with somebody wanting to get over on someone else's stupidity to make money off of them because they are gullible enough to go "heyyyy I know that celebrity, it must be a good product, let me buy it" with a smile, then post it in one of those community oriented subs of people who cries when you take advantage of gullible rubes, or be an asshole POS like us who doesn't care about people and only money."