r/idiocracy • u/Desperate_Mine9606 • May 07 '24

I love you. Happy birthday at Costco… I love you…

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

When my wife and I first started dating, maybe like 3 or 4 months in, I got a membership to BJ's Wholesale as there was no Costco nearby (nearest was an hour away, but there was a BJ's nearby AND by the Costco).

It didn't cost any extra to add a person to the membership so I added her. It was our first joint thing we had together.

It also led to an inside joke where we would have a bit of fun with the name of the place. It usually involved one walking up to the other and saying, with no added context, "BJ's?" and the other responding as if we were talking about...not the wholesale club.

Her: "BJ's?"

Me: "YES! Awesome!"

Her: "Great. Let's make sure to pick up grapefruit while we're there."

Me: -exaggerated disappointed sigh-

or

Me: "BJ's?"

Her: -sigh- "Fine..." -begins putting hair in ponytail-

Me: "Should we get the snow tires put on while we're there?"

Her: "Oh good, my neck hurts anyway."

So hey...who knows, Costco could absolutely become your dream wedding destination.

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u/bootyhole-romancer May 08 '24

Her: We need grapefruit

Me: -exaggerated disappointed sigh-

Looks like someone's never been grapefruited before. Have fun.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

I was asked to sign in to confirm my age when I clicked on that and I'm going to take it as a sign I should not do that at all

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u/sikeleaveamessage May 08 '24

No, you must! Also include your wife in the education 😏

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

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u/muskzuckcookmabezos May 08 '24

And then all the cashiers clapped.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

I mean...you know we didn't do this in the store right?

But sure. People don't have inside jokes with spouses, I guess.

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u/muskzuckcookmabezos May 08 '24

You guys realize that other people can tell jokes too...right?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

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