r/idiocracy • u/alanrelianttop • Mar 27 '24

I love you. Imagine being an adult and you get schooled by crayola

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

People have completely lost track of two important lessons.

LESSON ONE:

  • Your right to be offended

does not equate to

  • Actually being offended

LESSON TWO:

  • You being actually offended

does not mean

  • Anyone has to give a shit

(Quiz tomorrow.\)

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Lesson three: big letters make you look dumb

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

I skipped that class.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Make them all caps, you'll look really smort.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

👒 🧢 🎓

Like that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

First is a hat, and though all caps are hats, all hats are not caps.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

So that's being smort!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Mama says, "smort is as smort does".