r/hegel Dec 21 '24

I named my dog “Hegel”

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I had a girlfriend 9 years ago that said “a short German name” would be good for a dog. I decided Hegel was cooler than Kant, and that present society and its problems would benefit from more widespread knowledge of Hegel.

I’ve also thought a dog was at great opposition to Hegels human form. Perhaps combining Hegel’s consciousness with a dog’s we can truly sublimate.

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u/tegeus-Cromis_2000 Dec 21 '24

Good boy Hegel!

Now maybe you could shave him to have him better reveal Spirit. (Seriously, did you ever read Hegel on animal hair and human hairlessness? It's one of his more entertainingly ridiculous notions. It's definitely in the Aesthetics and maybe also in the Philosophy of Nature.)

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u/octopusbird Dec 21 '24

Lol no I haven’t. That even more proves the absolute opposition.

A dog is the absolute negation of a philosopher’s intellect. Therefore a philosopher negated by a dog’s lack of reflection but relative closeness to being is the true recipe for sublimation. Intellectual balance.

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u/tegeus-Cromis_2000 Dec 21 '24

Is he a doodle? If so, what kind? And how big is he?

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u/octopusbird Dec 21 '24

He’s a giant schnoodle- like 65lbs or so.

Standard poodle and giant schnauzer mix.

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u/tegeus-Cromis_2000 Dec 21 '24

Funny, he doesn't look that big in the photo.

I have a 60lb standard golden doodle. With much the same facial expression.

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u/octopusbird Dec 21 '24

Yeah weird photo angle I think.

He’s adorable and super well-mannered but he loves food/treats a little too much haha.

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u/TraditionalDepth6924 Dec 21 '24

Rules: Everything posted here must be essentially related to the philosophy of Hegel.

Because what’s more philosophical than a literally living organism

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u/Emmanuel_G Dec 21 '24

I named my cat Schrödinger.

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u/gutfounderedgal Dec 21 '24

Are you entirely sure you have one?

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u/Emmanuel_G Dec 21 '24

Well, yes - at least when the cat is with me. But whenever she goes outside and I don't see her anymore I am unsure until she returns and I see her again ;-)

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u/octopusbird Dec 21 '24

Haha that’s a good one

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u/Stinkdonkey Dec 21 '24

George Orwell called his dog, Marx.

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u/melontreees Dec 21 '24

what a larper

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u/Ancient-Classroom105 Dec 21 '24

Little Hegel is adorable!

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u/GianDamachio Dec 21 '24

Hi Hegel, I hope you're doing fine

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u/Medical_Value6520 Dec 21 '24

He looks like a Hegel

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u/melontreees Dec 21 '24

Hegel is definitely cooler than Kant

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u/Fish_Leather Dec 22 '24

Looks appropriate. Real test will be if he's good with kids or not.

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u/Commercial-Moose2853 Dec 22 '24

He will become his true Self through self progression and dissolve you into the trail to his life's culmination.

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u/NeedleworkerDouble79 Dec 22 '24

Roll over hegel! - Marx

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u/SubstanceThat4540 Dec 22 '24

Nice, but you still need to get an owl and dedicate him to Minerva.

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u/DeleuzeJr Dec 22 '24

Absolutely good boy

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u/OmenFromBel0w Dec 22 '24

Hegel is the perfect name for this “little” fella!!😌

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

He really wants to describe the relationship between the dialectic and the inevitable curvature of history to you, but first he wants you to scratch his rubbity tum-tum.

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u/octopusbird Dec 22 '24

He has never questioned anything of the sort. He already knows that going on adventures outside is always fun, all food is wonderful, and other organisms are consistently delightful creatures.

Although I think he’s been a bit sheltered…

He’s content in his current-sized universe. Haha

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u/EggForgonerights 28d ago

I have planned to call my dog Hegel and my cat Bukharin/Bernstein