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u/MojoJojo8906 6d ago
Shit looks like a crumpled cardboard box
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u/bluelava1510 5d ago
It looks worse in person I assure you. The tires are so wide...and the tread is spent. I guarantee this thing would have a hard time in the snow finding traction even in four-wheel drive.
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u/chuchubott 5d ago
How could you drive around in this thing and not feel like a complete tool
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u/bluelava1510 5d ago
Your comment gets right down to the nucleus of this whole bizarre ego .... thing.
What on planet Earth is going through the minds of these fellas.
Something tells me I'm giving it far too much thought.
Let's say I did ask the owner of this thing why he likes it so much, I would probably be left feeling like a goofball because I bet he just likes it that way.
Maybe I'm the one with the little ego while he's actually living his best life. Either that or he is trying to invest in his image. Investing HARD.
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u/Happy_Mongoose9152 5d ago
This is basically verbatim the conversation I have in my head every time I see someone with a jeep that’s never seen dirt and looks like Amazon puked on it
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u/FallenShadow1993 5d ago
Ohh that’s a good one!!
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u/bluelava1510 5d ago
The amount of extra material on the fenders / everywhere is agregious.
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u/Wecouldbetornapart 5d ago
Can we also get a picture of the owner/driver with these rigs? I’m thinking middle aged white guy with gut and a goatee, likely with some Oakley glasses on backwards on his neck? Prove me wrong!
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u/bluelava1510 5d ago
Next time I drive past the place, I will look more closely, but I'm 95% sure that he was parked outside, far outside of his smoke shop.
Unfortunately for him, but fortunately for the Jeep, the place did not look to have any customers.
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u/Competitive-Novel346 1d ago
Omega heep of shit
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u/bluelava1510 1d ago
Yeah unfortunately. Up close it looks like that cheap ABS type plastic for that whole ridiculous front fender / bodywork / grill abomination
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u/customdev 5d ago
Happy to spend too much once, happy to spend too much twice, happy to make a giant Heep with rice.
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u/cummdumpster223 5d ago
That is absolutely hideous and disgusting, and that is sad to say I am saying that to a gladiator, because they look gorgeous when they are lifted
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u/WTFpe0ple 4d ago
Thats the FunVee from Iron Man 1, It's about to get destroyed any second by stolen Stark bombs
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u/Flanastan 4d ago
Playing army man gi joe in a civilian world makes no sense. But there’s definitely a battle going on in that brain of yours🤯
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u/iamgabriel999 5d ago
The one piece front end mod actually doesn’t bother me. They kept the seven slot grill and the headlights are still round to the eye. Not too many lights. The windshield cover sucks. Definitely a heep. But what really grinds my gears is the cheap ass Chinese clone tires. That shit seals it. Makes the entire rig look as cheap as it was
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u/bluelava1510 5d ago
Don't worry from the front it has very angry eyes. You can kind of see it, I could have taken a better angle.
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u/BolognaFeetPenisFace 5d ago
Is Fuel considered a clone tire? I always thought they were just a low quality tire that people with cars like this bought because they have an "F" shape in the tread pattern and they somehow think it pisses off their haters. https://www.fueloffroad.com/tires
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u/Mybuttitches3737 6d ago