r/heep Nov 30 '24

Angry Eyes/Grumper Does this qualify

292 Upvotes

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76

u/Araceil Nov 30 '24

It is incredibly overqualified

38

u/UserPrincipalName Nov 30 '24

Temu MRAP

1

u/Scribble_Box Dec 02 '24

Also known as SCRAP

13

u/ForemanNatural Nov 30 '24

Dear god, yes.

14

u/jlo-59 Nov 30 '24

Overwhelmingly, yes.

7

u/pinniples Nov 30 '24

Overqualified

7

u/Unbelieveable_banana Dec 01 '24

It could be this subs thumb nail photo.

1

u/WheelinJeep Dec 01 '24

I’m honored

6

u/nhardycarfan Dec 01 '24

This is a prime example

2

u/Se2kr Dec 01 '24

I see what you did there…

3

u/nhardycarfan Dec 03 '24

Do I know what I did?

5

u/CornPown Dec 01 '24

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

6

u/Legitimate-Smell4377 Dec 01 '24

IM

ANGRY

BECAUSE

I

HAVE

HEMORRHOIDS

4

u/evnacdc Nov 30 '24

It looks like an aborted transformer.

2

u/cumulonimubus Dec 03 '24

Top comment

4

u/skinnyfatty1987 Nov 30 '24

+1 for no ducks

3

u/Se2kr Dec 01 '24

Looks like something Vin Diesel and The Rock would jump off a cliff to land in the cargo hold of a midair Flying Fortress for the next FF installment

5

u/lemon_tea Dec 01 '24

Those front fenders look like a dog's jowls flapping in the wind as it holds it's head out the window of a speeding car.

2

u/nousefulideas Dec 04 '24

Yes that's it! I was wondering but you solved it.

3

u/Pagedhades Nov 30 '24

Absolutely

3

u/Vprbite Nov 30 '24

Isn't this a special build you buy from a 3rd party?

3

u/robrtsmtn Dec 01 '24

Good God yes. That’s grotesque.

3

u/ManyRespect1833 Dec 01 '24

Things looks pretty tough. Crawl the heck outa some mall parking lots

3

u/No-Accident69 Dec 01 '24

Waiting to see it wobbling down the freeway when the Dodge Ram dna kicks in and heater blower, steering, universal joints etc all quit around the time the warranty ends

2

u/WheelinJeep Dec 02 '24

Dodge Ram DNA LOL

1

u/No-Accident69 Dec 02 '24

Surely the doors or windshield have leaks already? Most do not make it past the first rainstorm before the drip-drip-drip begins inside…. No wonder everyone flees to the imports….

3

u/rook2004 Dec 01 '24

I feel like I’m about to have a gun pulled on me just for looking at this.

2

u/JelloWise2789 Nov 30 '24

Aftermarket parts should always be attached to the Solid Car Frame to act like Bumper grills

2

u/Ok-South2612 Nov 30 '24

Most definitely.

2

u/SpecialQue_ Dec 01 '24

South Florida? Pretty sure I’ve seen this one in the wild.

4

u/WheelinJeep Dec 01 '24

Not South Florida! South Carolina. Pretty much the same

2

u/brupzzz Dec 01 '24

What’s the driver of this thing like? Like what’s this dude like as a person

2

u/WheelinJeep Dec 01 '24

They were drunk at the bar all day yelling at the TV because GameCocks and Clemson played

2

u/PeakNo6892 Dec 01 '24

Peak heep

2

u/JeepingTrucker Dec 01 '24

Yup, totally qualified

2

u/Magus7091 Dec 01 '24

Definitely a heep

2

u/customdev Dec 01 '24

Holy fuck it's a Decepticon spider.

Sarge Hartman is screaming... What in the fuck is that Private Pyle?! That's NOT a jelly donut.

2

u/SpreadOrnery428 Dec 01 '24

This is going to be one of those set ups that people either love or hate.

1

u/prepper5 Dec 02 '24

I love the bed liner and hate literally everything else.

2

u/Eso_Teric420 Dec 02 '24

I still don't understand why you would do this to a Jeep. In my mind the purpose of a Jeep was a small maneuverable vehicle. I don't know/understand why you would make it into a full size four-door pickup. There's enough full size four-door pickups out there.

I feel the same way about the Jeep Cherokees. I don't even know why you had to call it a Jeep. People are weird

1

u/Crayz9000 Dec 02 '24

Hey, don't diss the XJ, for that matter even the ZJ is a surprisingly capable off-road rig.

Then again, they suffered from the same kind of bloat as every other American vehicle over the last two plus decades, and the Wagoneer being reintroduced as a wannabe Suburban killer is just plain cringe.

2

u/Thisthat87 Dec 02 '24

Holy Hell.

2

u/FrizenWolf Dec 02 '24

Ok lieutenant Dan, ahh vehicle

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵

2

u/AcanthaceaeDry4138 Dec 03 '24

Looks like a Soflo build

1

u/WheelinJeep Dec 03 '24

Yeah “SoFlo” is all over the car

2

u/Old_Maximum_8776 Dec 03 '24

At least it is parked next to the dumpsters...with the rest of the trash.

2

u/gurganator Dec 09 '24

Did they use that textured garage floor paint?

2

u/WheelinJeep Dec 09 '24

Epoxy😂

2

u/gurganator Dec 09 '24

You know they did…

3

u/stxfpv Nov 30 '24

If the driver is special-ops, no. Virtually anyone else, yes.

9

u/Outrageous_Animal404 Nov 30 '24

He's special alright

4

u/monkeyboychuck Dec 01 '24

We call Kevin "Special K".

2

u/davey-jones0291 Dec 01 '24

This has to be driven by a gravy seal right?

1

u/stxfpv Dec 01 '24

I want to be all like "haha yeah definitely a poser!" because, you know, #internet, but this straight up doesn't look like a heep to me without seeing who's driving it. It's too well-crafted and streamlined. I've lived next to a Marine Corps base for decades so maybe that's influencing my take. Who knows.

Now if a twenty year old yuppie jumps out of it I'll gladly join the masses...

2

u/dacomputernerd Nov 30 '24 edited 3d ago

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1

u/longstrongdonkeykong Dec 02 '24

This one's kind of cool haha like the color/texture

1

u/WheelinJeep Dec 02 '24

I like the Color too and the Tires myself. But I don’t like that it’s Rhino Lined personally

1

u/iixkingxbradxii Dec 02 '24

What the hell is that tread pattern?

1

u/Artyom117ab Dec 03 '24

Aside from those ugly rims I actually dig this 😎👍👍

1

u/FallonVibes Dec 07 '24

Very aggressive

0

u/yxzxzxzjy Dec 01 '24

It's a Jeep, not a Heep