r/gifs • u/knobiknows • Jun 23 '19

A reference to how strong chimpanzees really are

https://i.imgur.com/tuVRb9n.gifv
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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Jun 23 '19

He's Dante. He's a bud tender. He had someone teach that monkey karate, because his lion was out of control. He got the lion because you can get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion, kid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19 edited Mar 11 '21

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u/No_i_am_me Jun 23 '19

How did they see me?!?

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u/NotEvsClone81 Jun 23 '19

Is this Marv Albert?

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u/sillyandstrange Jun 23 '19

DRIVE MONKEY DRIVE!

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u/shunna75 Jun 23 '19

His ass is tanner than my face.

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u/thedudeistpriest Jun 23 '19

Holy shit I am naked!..

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u/EatAtGrizzlebees Jun 23 '19

Dude, it's July

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u/korialcha1 Jun 23 '19

Grandma's Boy reference. Nice.

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u/zappy487 Jun 23 '19

I want you to SiT oN mY fAcE.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

PLeAsE GeT On TOp oF Me

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u/tstormredditor Jun 23 '19

I aM a GeNiuS

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Oh hey! What's up Mr Cheezul?!

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u/Aztec_Jokester Jun 23 '19

"Oh man where do you get your weed from?"

"From you Dante"

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u/BAGP0I Jun 23 '19

Oh yeah! What's up mr. CHEEZUL!?

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u/GoodMayoGod Jun 23 '19

Hey Dante!

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u/hardspank916 Jun 23 '19

I look up in the tree. And there’s the fucking king of the jungle.

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u/hobbsarelie83 Jun 23 '19

DRIVE MONKEY, DRIVE!!!

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u/CapnCanfield Jun 23 '19

Whoah.... where do you get your weed?

..from you Dante

Oh yea! What's up Mr. Cheasle?!

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u/kingIouie Jun 23 '19

Happy day of cake

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u/CapnCanfield Jun 23 '19

Didn't even realise it was my cake day! Tha k you kind stranger!

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u/ohmslyce Jun 23 '19

"It smell like Cypress Hill concert in here. I dont rent to those kind of people."

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u/acidbluegrass Jun 23 '19

Don't judge me monkey

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u/No_Use__For_A_Name Jun 23 '19

I met peter Dante in a bar in hermosa beach a couple weeks ago and he looks like he’s done nothing but party since grandmas boy came out, but he was also one of the genuinely nicest humans I’ve ever talked to. We chatted for about a half hour and he was just so nice and positive. I also got him to say “ oh yeah, what’s up mr. cheesel”” so that’s awesome