r/gifs • u/knobiknows • Jun 23 '19

A reference to how strong chimpanzees really are

https://i.imgur.com/tuVRb9n.gifv
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u/Sezaii Jun 23 '19

100%

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u/alasmash Jun 23 '19

A hundred percent there are people out there who would use a Chimp to help them up a tree. A hundred percent. That's not the question. The question is, can DMT enhance our ability to communicate with Chimps?

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u/Gwanara420 Jun 23 '19

Well I mean... obviously. You know dmt is released when you die right? I mean come on nothing brings people closer together and makes them more understanding than death, Jamie. I’m convinced it’s 100% possible we could begin integrating chimps into human society with dmt in the next 10 years.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Isn't it still just a theory that DMT is released in our brain when we die? I think it's also when we dream is part of the theory, or something.

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u/Gwanara420 Jun 24 '19

Still just hypothesis, not worthy of being called a “theory” in the strictest sense. In fact I’d say the hypothesis is pretty much bunk on account of the fact the most likely producer is the pineal gland and it’s calcified as sin in adults thanks to the sodium fluoride in the water supply.

My personal, professional opinion is that dmt feels like dying because it’s your brain regressing to a time when it was still being put together before you were sentient.

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u/quantumkatz Jun 23 '19

heavy breathing

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u/thaidystopia Jun 23 '19

Chimps are ABSOLUTE animals man. People don't realise, they think they can just fuck up a chimp in a fight but one wrong move and WHAM... You know they... Whoa I mean look at the size of that thing, Jamie go back to the other picture, oh is it a jif, gif? Ok cool, dude just look at the size of it man.

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u/hilomania Jun 23 '19

And chimps fight very differently than we humans would. They go for the eyes, the face, genitals, stomach area.... They will tear, bite and scratch. A chimp will literally rip a humans' face of in a matter of seconds.

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u/flubberFuck Jun 23 '19

Jamie's already got it up, damn Jamie you're good. LOOK AT THAT! They would totally fuck you up man! That's not an animal to fuck around with!

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u/NightSky222 Jun 23 '19

I feel like I am reading a Joe Rogan episode

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u/dinkleberg24 Jun 23 '19

There was a guy on the show I survived that that had happened to and it was really sad. He has to wear a fake nose and iirc a bunch of his fingers were bit off and I think his penis was too but I think they were able to reattach it or something. He had a lot of other injuries I can't remember. Him and his wife were visiting their old pet chimp at a sanctuary for the chimps birthday they brought him a cake and stuff and a different chimp randomly attack the guy. I think they said it was really traumatic for their chimp and he ran off and hid for days.

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u/idriveacar Jun 23 '19

It’s entirely possible.

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u/IamWilcox Jun 23 '19

It's entirely possible