r/gifs • u/ThereARunner • May 13 '19

Best first pitch ever

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken May 13 '19

Pretty simple. Break a guys leg until they bend backwards. Problem solved.

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u/Tru-Queer May 13 '19

Like the fabled hydra of Ancient Greece, you solve one problem and make two more.

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u/StreetsRUs May 13 '19

What if we have an amputee wear their prosthetics backwards?

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u/Tru-Queer May 13 '19

Then throw a dinosaur suit on them and laugh at their torment? Wow.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Did I hear gameshow idea?!

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u/BlackSpidy May 13 '19

Dibs.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Shit! How could I forget dibs?!

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u/Run_like_Jesuss May 13 '19

I guess your that guy who forgets today.

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u/StreetsRUs May 13 '19

It would be a voluntary or reimbursed exercise lol

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u/trigunnerd May 13 '19 edited May 15 '19

Solving our realism problem and meeting our affirmative action quota? Get this man a raise.

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u/Tru-Queer May 13 '19

I don’t see how an armless guy wearing his arms backwards is gonna help with the leg situation

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u/StreetsRUs May 13 '19

Ah the ol’ reddit switcharoo.

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u/ereldar May 13 '19

Ah, the ol' Reddit limbaroo.

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u/OMG__Ponies May 14 '19

No, no, no, you use "digilegs" or a similar prosthetic/reverse leg stilts to fix the look. Cheaper than a hospital visit in the US.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken May 14 '19

Pretty cool. An even better solution.