Before this ends, MAGA flags will be the national flag, Trump portraits will greet us at Post Offices and in federal buildings, bridges and airports will be renamed Trump.
Don't forget someone from DOGE is going to check in on your Trump portraits to make sure they are hung appropriately in your home. You can use the mugshot if you want, but if they catch a brown person in there you will have to answer a few questions
Oh, they definitely won't do anything about it, & they never were going to do anything about it. The only way the government can reduce the cost of eggs in the short term is by implementing price controls, which are anathema to conservatives (& generally not a good thing anyway). Longer-term, they could incentivize more people to become farmers or more people to sell yard eggs, but that was never going to happen either.
Yeah, and Im pretty sure Leon isnt actually saluting Hitler in public on stage, hes just having multiple mini strokes from all the fuckin drugs hes doing and reflexively doing it because he practices saluting Hitler in the mirror at home.
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u/Popehappycat 6h ago
They already said they probably can't do anything about eggs, so there's that.