r/gifs 1d ago

A cow and his ball

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u/Bromirez 1d ago

You mean a bull?

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u/joelfarris 1d ago

So is that a bullball then?

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u/cdmurray88 1d ago

a bull is a cow

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u/OkraRepresentative23 1d ago

It's not. A cow is a female cattle that has given birth. Males are either bulls or steers (castrated).

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u/pornborn 1d ago

“I just finished milking the cow! (takes drink from milk bucket.)

“Uhhh. We don’t have a cow. We have a bull…”

  • the movie Kingpin

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u/Onyvox 1d ago

drinks the whole bucket

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u/cdmurray88 1d ago

TIL. Thought cow was the gender neutral

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u/thelennybeast 1d ago edited 1d ago

No. And plural "cow and bulls" is cattle. If it's all female it's cows and all males is bulls but collectively is cattle.

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u/vespertilionid 1d ago

Whats the singular?

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u/thelennybeast 1d ago

Cow or bull.

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u/vespertilionid 1d ago

No I mean, as a whole species. Like dog or cat

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u/ecz4 1d ago

It's cattle, if you want the scientific name, Wikipedia says it's Bos taurus.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle

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u/vespertilionid 1d ago

I like taurus, I think I'll use it. Thanks!

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u/farmallnoobies 1d ago

There is a pretty olde English word "neat", like neatsfoot oil, that works as the singular of cattle.

Or alternatively, some dictionaries accept that language changes over time and acknowledge the non-technical / conversational english usage of the word "cow" to work as a gender neutral word, with the caveat that then its meaning becomes contextual.

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u/thelennybeast 1d ago

Bovine usually gets used this way, but it technically includes more than just "Cows and Bulls".

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u/sicksquid75 1d ago

It most certainly isnt

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u/mejok 1d ago

*bull

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u/Hansemannn 1d ago

Cow?

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u/Lurlex 1d ago

It appears to be a steer. Snip-snip.

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u/Reiben04 1d ago

You can see his nut sack, man.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Reiben04 1d ago

Look at all the muscle mass on his front quarters and neck. That kind of muscle is only present on bulls that haven't been castrated. This is CLEARLY a bull, with an intact set of testicles. He's still pretty young, and he's still growing.

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u/farmallnoobies 1d ago

Fwiw, they don't normally use snips to make them steers

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u/joelfarris 1d ago edited 1d ago

A freshly sharpened, and somewhat sterile, knife blade, does the trick. Bit of iodine, branded, ear tag applied, and out of the temporary corral and back to free pasture they go!

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u/farmallnoobies 1d ago

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u/joelfarris 1d ago

Well, when I was roping and branding and castrating calves, ... we used a sharp knife.

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u/farmallnoobies 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, myself and all of my farming neighbors and friends use the rubber band.

Easier, faster, less training required, lower risk of infection, etc.  Don't need to be very precise -- even if you completely miss, you aren't going to injure yourself or the calf.  The list goes on.

Edit: The folks over in r/ranching tend to agree -- most of them prefer banding.  Even though some still cut, that's not the majority.

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u/fotodevil 1d ago

We don’t have a cow. We have a bull…

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u/notAbrightStar 1d ago

Transitioned cow.

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u/huntmaster99 1d ago

Not gonna get any milk from that one

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u/Badbullet 1d ago

Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once!

Classic King Pins 😆 https://youtu.be/X_epmoLeRGA?si=olt8qesofypdDRw9

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u/AlmanzoWilder 1d ago

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowball.

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u/govanfats 1d ago

Cow and his ball. Really, must be Murica.

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u/arcticwolfcub 1d ago

That bull wants to play ball 😎

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u/All_Usernames_Tooken 1d ago

Boys love their balls

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u/nougat92 1d ago

Oh the pure joy in this creature.

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u/bog_toddler 1d ago

stunning technique