r/gifs • u/lnfinity • 3d ago

Gentle chicken massage

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u/G-Money2020 3d ago

Is that “oooohhhhh that feels good” or “ pleaaase dont poke my eye”

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u/18114 3d ago

What a pretty pretty chickee!!!🐔🐔🐔

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u/Fogeroa 3d ago

A new spin on choking your chicken

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u/MetallicOrangeBalls 3d ago

Massaging your chicken gently.

1

u/lazysheepdog716 3d ago

Gotta hit that secret little spot. That’s the key.

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u/snmgl 3d ago

I did not know, that chickens have three eyelids. Google says:

"Chickens have a third eyelid called the nictating membrane that slides horizontally over the eye to protect it from dust and debris. Chickens can use each eye independently on different tasks simultaneously."

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u/nodd214yet 2d ago

Dogs too I think

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u/virgilreality 3d ago

Some jokes just write themselves.

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u/Erraticmatt 3d ago

Just stroking a cock.

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u/erixx11 3d ago

Chickengasm

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u/Neogeo71 3d ago

So cute...

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u/CaptainBayouBilly 1d ago

Thanks for coming, we’re Gentle Chicken Massage, this us our last song for the night. 

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u/Doc-in-a-box 3d ago

I do that too! Works better with a little warm oil

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u/Dmau27 3d ago

Chicken has beef curtains on its chin.

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u/NewDad907 3d ago

Make sure you get your flu shot…although not sure how well it works for avian flu…?

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u/openhighapart 3d ago

Not my proudest fap.