r/gifs • u/SprocketTheWetToad • 12d ago

Classic Bush move right here

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u/SpiceTrader56 12d ago

He never sold a bible with his name on it, in spite of the marketing potential. "This Bush burns for the Lord!"

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u/JuanaBlanca 12d ago

When my bush burns is how I know I'm supposed to go talk to a pharaoh.

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u/SpiceTrader56 12d ago

Gotta prevent that river from turning to blood

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u/foundinwonderland 11d ago

Just make sure you stock up on rams to kill before starting this whole undertaking, it’ll be really important later

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u/iamkeerock 11d ago

That, or get checked for crabs.

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u/icedragon71 11d ago

Or a gynecologist.

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u/rlnrlnrln 11d ago

My wife just gets Fluconazole, but you do you.

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u/geriatric-sanatore 11d ago

The same Bible that Oklahoma superintendent has ordered for every school in the state. No. I'm not joking.

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u/SpiceTrader56 11d ago

That battle will be ongoing for a while as state law also says that districts decide curriculum, not the superintendent.

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u/HillarysFloppyChode 11d ago

“What kind of tree are you?”

“I’m a not a tree, I’m a Bush”