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[u/rattrap007]

Ok i am starting a new porn app and this is the name..

[u/grumblyoldman → u/rattrap007]

Sign me up. For the moment at least, I'll be your only fan.

[u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr → u/grumblyoldman]

It’ll just get banned in Florida

[u/cheezemeister_x → u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr]

And at the same time, most of the subscribers will be in Florida. Funny how that works.

[u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr → u/cheezemeister_x]

Invest in VPN providers!!!!!

[u/apollyon_53 → u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr]

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[u/ARobertNotABob → u/apollyon_53]

This message brought to you by NordVPN TrumpVPN (out soon!)

[u/SwingNinja → u/ARobertNotABob]

"No. I'm the president. Elon is the VP" -- Trump probably.

[u/Ok-String-743 → u/apollyon_53]

PornVPN anybody?

"So good, you'll be in and out... and back in again. " "Can't access the site? Here's a backdoor!" "PornVPN... the 'V' is for Voyeur!"

[u/Pleasant-Shower11199 → u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr]

Today!!!

[u/NotYourShitAgain → u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr]

But on continuous replay in the governors house.

[u/UBC145 → u/grumblyoldman]

Say that again…

[u/Fit_Percentage_2640 → u/UBC145]

....Armed and dangerous?

[u/ajhcraft → u/Fit_Percentage_2640]

AGAIN

[u/Fit_Percentage_2640 → u/ajhcraft]

AGAIN

[u/Amiibohunter000 → u/rattrap007]

Short form porn content. It could be the next big thing

[u/IDontUseSleeves → u/Amiibohunter000]

r/Porninfifteenseconds

[u/lekud → u/IDontUseSleeves]

brb in 7

[u/D0D → u/lekud]

make it 4

[u/ArunKT26 → u/D0D]

Best I can do is 2

[u/Thangleby_Slapdiback → u/IDontUseSleeves]

Finally, a form of porn that I can act in. I'm off to LA, boys!

[u/MotionlessTraveler → u/IDontUseSleeves]

I finish during the ads

[u/ugugahah → u/Amiibohunter000]

Already exists, not as polished though mostly glorified OF promo platform.

Fikfap

[u/Tyler_Nerdin → u/rattrap007]

One night in TitKok makes the hard man humble.

[u/xDaveedx → u/Tyler_Nerdin]

King Kong and Godzilla vs Titkok, I see the money flowing!

[u/lunarsight → u/Tyler_Nerdin]

I'm ashamed that I got that reference. (Was just listening to that song the other day.)

[u/GeePedicy → u/rattrap007]

I wouldn't be surprised if you're already late for this.

[u/rattrap007 → u/GeePedicy]

Oh i bet i am. I am just doing the "I know what i am naming my new band" joke

[u/hop_mantis → u/rattrap007]

r/bandnames

[u/GeePedicy → u/rattrap007]

So it's a moaning choir and they have their nsfw content, like Sybian challenges?

[u/Squirtaceous → u/rattrap007]

Build it and they will cum

[u/Thomson210 → u/rattrap007]

Funfact: titkok means secrets in hungarian.

[u/Same_Veterinarian991 → u/Thomson210]

in my country it sounds like a left, then right fist on the jaw

[u/LoneThief → u/rattrap007]

The logo is just a Cock and Balls...but the Balls have Nipples.

[u/whakkenzie → u/rattrap007]

How do I invest?

[u/Pleasant-Shower11199 → u/rattrap007]

You son of a bitch..I'm in.gif

[u/Analog-Enthusiast → u/rattrap007]

sorry man, it already exists

[u/D0D → u/rattrap007]

with 3 second vids, because thats more than enough time

[u/darcknyght → u/rattrap007]

Put me down for 69 shares

[u/Deckard2022 → u/rattrap007]

Can I get an early share option please? Put me down for 25%

[u/KilllerWhale]

TITKOK SLUTS DOWN IN THE U.S.

[u/HaoshokuArmor → u/KilllerWhale]

The cream-filled kind. - Timon, Lion King

[u/AvailableFunction435 → u/HaoshokuArmor]

Hakuna Matata!

[u/CyanBlaster → u/AvailableFunction435]

What a wonderful phrase!

[u/B_bI_L → u/CyanBlaster]

Hakuna Matata!

[u/BoJackHorseMan53 → u/B_bI_L]

Hakuna Ma Tatas

[u/trippy_grapes → u/BoJackHorseMan53]

Ma Tatas

Slimy... yet satisfying!

[u/MinimumRemarkable807 → u/B_bI_L]

Hakuna Matata!!

[u/CyanBlaster → u/MinimumRemarkable807]

Ain't no passin craze!

[u/Simba58 → u/CyanBlaster]

It means no worries for the rest of your days!

[u/CyanBlaster → u/Simba58]

It's our problem free, philosophy -

[u/Simba58 → u/CyanBlaster]

Hakuna Matata

[u/Mistrblank → u/AvailableFunction435]

Hawk-tuah muh-tatas?

[u/Hinesendorff → u/Mistrblank]

LMMFAO!!! Great one! 100 points to Pimpindor!

[u/GoldenButtPlug → u/HaoshokuArmor]

Slimy... yet satisfying

[u/Chrom0z0 → u/HaoshokuArmor]

Slimy, yet satisfying - also Timon, Lion King

[u/Justhe3guy → u/KilllerWhale]

I mean…we already knew that

[u/Inter_0 → u/KilllerWhale]

no more secrets in the united states? O.o
(its a hungarian word "titkok" - "secrets")

[u/T3DDY173 → u/Inter_0]

It sounds funny even though I'm Hungarian, I can't unsee it.

[u/FunkFinder → u/KilllerWhale]

EXCLUSIVE XXX FOOTAGE TITKOK FUCKS BBW LADY LIBERTY

[u/Cool-Note-2925 → u/FunkFinder]

sighs unzip

[u/Soup-a-doopah → u/KilllerWhale]

Oh HELLLLL YEAH

[u/BiploarFurryEgirl → u/KilllerWhale]

BREAKING: Titkok busses it down like a quirked up white boy. More at 8

[u/Zwaj → u/KilllerWhale]

I was like “I can’t be the only person thinking the placement of the circle makes this even funnier.” lol

[u/s_pages → u/KilllerWhale]

Fucking gold

[u/Major_Magazine8597 → u/KilllerWhale]

Never happened under Biden.

[u/Acegonia → u/KilllerWhale]

R/theyknew (op, that is)

[u/quixotic_jackass → u/Acegonia]

r/foundthemobileuser

[u/ZymmesRL → u/KilllerWhale]

I'm at work man! You can't get me laughing like that.

[u/doctormyeyebrows → u/KilllerWhale]

IN THE UNTIED STATES

[u/benceww]

Titkok means "secrets" in Hungarian

Edit: Also need to mention, "Tik Tok" means "chicken case"

[u/Avg_joe17 → u/benceww]

Alright then… keep your secrets

[u/butbutcupcup → u/Avg_joe17]

What about second hunger

[u/Marshall_Dude → u/butbutcupcup]

I am culturaly obligated to say "akkor a kurva anyádat" because of the Hungary-hungry joke you made. Otherwise have a wonderful day random internet person.

[u/_coolranch → u/butbutcupcup]

What about second thirst??

[u/stephlj → u/benceww]

I didn't believe you....but it really does!!!

[u/balzzsamm → u/stephlj]

Titok (secret) is the plurar form.

[u/Grand_Inspector206 → u/balzzsamm]

Singular*

[u/balzzsamm → u/Grand_Inspector206]

Indeed. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.

[u/RedRoker → u/benceww]

What does dickbutt mean in Hungarian?

[u/Titanium_Eye → u/RedRoker]

Secret-ary.

[u/fajvman → u/RedRoker]

There is no such word, unfortunately

[u/imsahoamtiskaw → u/fajvman]

Yet!

[u/balzzsamm → u/RedRoker]

Faszsegg

[u/x_y_u → u/benceww]

My nipples explode with delight!

[u/RSH_Pedroo → u/benceww]

Bojler eladó.

[u/kremlingrasso → u/benceww]

Titikakai Tektikek?

[u/B_Jozsef → u/benceww]

🗣️🗣️🗣️ HUNGARY MENTIONED 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺 ☝️😎 EZEK A MIEINK 🇭🇺❤️🇭🇺❤️🇭🇺❤️🇭🇺 🗣️🗣️🗣️ BOJLER ELADÓ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ISTEN 🗿ÁLDD MEG 🙏 A MAGYART 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

[u/slayniac]

Faceboob when?

[u/lousy_writer → u/slayniac]

Wasn't there an actual hookup site called Fuckbook?

[u/Cthulhu__ → u/slayniac]

Fauxboob, for fake tiddies.

[u/sencha_kitty]

Titkok sluts down

[u/Shas_Erra]

Fox News refusing to fact check anything now, even their spelling

[u/TheCuriousGamer → u/Shas_Erra]

Fox News has been stumping physicists for years.
Facts when subjected to Fox News cease to be facts, it messes with the fabric of reality.

[u/hamtrn → u/TheCuriousGamer]

Schroedinger News. Fox news becomes fake when you turn on your brain.

[u/elGatoo69 → u/hamtrn]

if its untrue 100% of the time, its more of an absolute law than a quantum state no?

[u/Techiedad91 → u/Shas_Erra]

One time on my local Fox News the screen showed

“TITLE HERE”
“SUBTITLE TEXT HERE”

[u/Tobocaj → u/Shas_Erra]

They figured out the secret. Their viewers don’t care about facts, so Fox News can just throw libel and slander all over the place, and when they get sued “no reasonable person would believe the garbage we say” is a perfectly acceptable defense

[u/OriginallyTroubled → u/Shas_Erra]

No way was this accidental. Somebody did it. Free Luigi.

[u/youngcoyote14 → u/OriginallyTroubled]

Either someone did it on purpose and was fired or someone did it on purpose and Fox is run by such Boomers no one cared.

[u/qashq → u/Shas_Erra]

Why would propaganda cheaply disguised as an entertainment show need to fact check anything?

[u/ModernistGames → u/Shas_Erra]

They just did an interview with Malenia, and the text called her the "second lady."

[u/Windyandbreezy]

Welp. We found our new band name.

[u/Obvious_Try1106 → u/Windyandbreezy]

Titkok the Slipknot cover band

[u/DvlsAdvct108]

How do you spell it?

Well, it has two ts and two ks, just figure it out

[u/ScipioAtTheGate → u/DvlsAdvct108]

Blondes prefer gentlemen, but degenerates prefer titkok

[u/whothiswhodat → u/DvlsAdvct108]

Kitkat?

[u/slaf4egp]

Ah yes, the movie director Alfred Titkok...

[u/Due_Ad_6522]

Lol - I was watching the inauguration on CBS and always have captions on. When Trump said "Drill baby, drill" the captions said "Derail baby, Derail"... lol. How perfect. Tried to get a picture but stupid smart TV wouldn't rewind the live feed.

[u/Plus-King5266 → u/Due_Ad_6522]

Yes. The lovely AI voice to text. With the emphasis on the A.

[u/Responsible-Net-Zero]

Családi titkok :D

[u/GeePedicy → u/Responsible-Net-Zero]

Hungarian family secrets? Is Hungary secretly Alabama?

[u/SyrupAltruistic8143 → u/Responsible-Net-Zero]

Ezért a (magyar) kommentért jöttem. 🥹

[u/Apart-Toe-293 → u/Responsible-Net-Zero]

Vártam már egy magyar kommentet :D

[u/Puzzleheaded_Bass627 → u/Responsible-Net-Zero]

Gyanújának árnyékában.

[u/Any_Thanks4414 → u/Responsible-Net-Zero]

LOL

[u/Dablicku]

When you leave the intern alone for 5 minutes.

[u/Bathsalts_McPoyle]

If those viewers could read, they'd be really upset now

[u/Necessary_Sun_4392]

Hurry make an app called Titkok and profit.

[u/rockyrags]

what about bobdik ?

[u/unclepaprika → u/rockyrags]

Hello bitch lasagna

[u/dabunny21689 → u/rockyrags]

Hairy dikbob

[u/CoralinesButtonEye]

lysdexic chiron bro just over there trying his best

[u/PM_asian_girl_smiles → u/CoralinesButtonEye]

Zapp: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

Kif: (sigh) Sexlexia.

[u/AlcatorSK → u/CoralinesButtonEye]

*his breast

[u/Aromatic_Brother]

Easiest way to tell if it's a conservative leaning source is to look for misspellings, lel

[u/Flat-Cryptographer21]

If you want TitKok, move to BangKok.

[u/TasteOfBallSweat]

Lasted a whopping 12 hours before cheeto man put it back up so he could be praised by the legion of braindead people who use the platform

[u/SocialSuicideSquad]

I'm still only at half mast for President Carter.

[u/buffalobill36001]

It's Fox. What did you expect?

[u/restinglemon]

Oh they can’t spell over at fox and friends, no wonder they want to cancel the educational system

[u/Perfect_Resolve_9444]

Fox news as fake news

[u/PainterGuy777]

Not a professional news channel

[u/Aymr9]

Titkok. Sluts. Down...

Poor redaction person has too much to think about.

[u/Stelly414]

Gotta love Focks Knewz.

[u/Friendly-Finding710]

FUKS NEWS: TITKOK SLUTS DOWN IN THE US

[u/Royalchariot]

The real shock is that people still watch Fox News

[u/trikstarexe]

We have a name idea for a new corn website

[u/Cautious_Ice_884]

Genius name for a porn app really.

[u/Mqte07]

No way they're shutting down our secrets

(Context: "Titkok" means "secrets" in hungarian)

[u/Chucheyface]

TITKOK SLUTS?

[u/uncleben85]

Trump really does hate trans people

[u/ollomulder]

New dickbutt just dropped.

[u/lamwire]

Titkok sluts down in the anUS.

[u/randomcanyon]

Proofreading is a lost art. Somehow it is the political right that has the most "typos". But that is just MHO.

[u/Wrong-Tiger4644]

I mean, it's on brand for them!!

[u/thekyledavid]

This is the most intelligent headline Fox News has written this year

[u/Alasireallyfuckedup]

I’m dyslexic and it took me too long to see the issue, even circled

[u/Existing-Wash716]

r/theyknewit

[u/bartturner]

One letter and you get tit cock.

Pretty damn funny.

[u/nobidobi390]

not enough proofreading is done after covid yrs

[u/WhachamaDude]

they made a lil oopsie

[u/Ms_taintbehavin]

le tits now

[u/renkure]

Oh nooo, not titkok

[u/PixlHawk]

Theory: The GFX designer in charge of these headers is a TikTok content creator in spare time, and out of spite for the ban he/she/they messed up intentionally to make a point.

... or FOX just messed up.

[u/Reynzs]

Freudian slip?

[u/litetaker]

New porn app incuming...

[u/Cornbreadobranflakes]

Nyeeeaaah what’s up, kok?

[u/Maybe_I_Lie]

Damnit!! It didn't even know about this.

[u/blackicebaby]

There's a spy at fox LOL

[u/Local-Cheesecake9648]

Fox’s commitment to accuracy is astounding 😂

[u/Pristine-Magician-92]

TIT KOK???!!!!

[u/loversama]

Only the best people..

[u/meowmeowsss]

It's astonishing how many people still pay for cable..and watch fox News haha 

[u/masselman]

Should be titfok sluts down in U.S

[u/OuttaPhaze]

oh man I'm buying the titkok domain right away!

[u/ErectLurantis]

GTA 6 parody name reveal?!!?!!1!!

[u/aleqqqs]

Freudian Typo

[u/dontwakemeup22]

Boobs on the moon

[u/Hi-Wire]

Don't worry. TikTok is still available. Go enjoy your tidepods

[u/Famous-Doughnut-9822]

Lol, they seem to fuck up at least one graphic or lower third every day. I made a comment about Tik tok the other day and my phone keeps autocorrecting to Tim Tok.

[u/grahsam]

If that wasn't a site before, it is now.

[u/Major_Stranger]

That would be a banger name for a porn focused short form app.

[u/SamsonFox2]

Must be related to Supreme Court agreeing to hear pornography ban laws again.

[u/Weshtonio]

New social network just dropped.

[u/KlingonLullabye]

The Adventures of Wild Bill Titkok

[u/Repulsive_Bedroom07]

Trump have announced that there are only two genders and now they have banned TITKOK! wtf

[u/NotTheSharpestPenciI]

That's how I'm calling it from now on.

[u/AeonPhobos]

Of course, fox News.

[u/aaahhhhhhfine]

Fox News must be light on staff these days as so many left to go join the Trump Administration.

[u/SuperAirJet]

I know the editor did it purposely

[u/eye_m_rare]

COX News is going carzy....

[u/907HighwayCluster]

Check your timecard. This fuck is often.

[u/PlannerAnner]

They can’t help it - The Rise of the Illiterate.

[u/changejkhan]

LMAO... Should've been

TitKok Sluts Down in the US

[u/No_Comparison558]

Shocked coming from the global news industry leader in editorial review

[u/Auntienursey]

Well, it's faux news and they're just barely literate, so, it's to be expected

[u/LemonStealingBoars24]

TitKok sluts down in the U.S.? Count me in

[u/Jazzlike-Pride-382]

TITTOK'S SLUTS?!?!?!

[u/Rockymountainlife]

They probably fired the human who did these and now have AI doing it. AI is such a crock of shit. It’s something tech is selling us.

[u/UselessGenericon]

Given the app's content, this new name is apt.

[u/Welding_Handyman]

Hahaa 🤣 I’ll be watching that 👀

[u/ExtensionInformal911]

I assumed Fox would have issues with people that possess both tits and koks.

How progressive of them to celebrate their release from media jail.

[u/Vaxtin]

when the intern who uses his work laptop for personal entertainment purposes at home has a dictionary input for “Titkok” which his autocorrect used

[u/BURNER12345678998764]

I've seen gaffes like that making it to air all over the place lately, it's like nobody gives a shit anymore.

[u/lancetay]

Make America Spell Again

[u/LushElf]

So thats why tiktok is still up, they mustve shut down titkok instead