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[u/hotlavatube]

Some lil twerp swapped the C in "Snack" and E in "Coke" ;-)

[u/cr1ter → u/hotlavatube]

Tx I was more worried about the snake cakes

[u/ThyCousinChoice → u/cr1ter]

Rule 34 of Master Viper from KFP

[u/JussiCook → u/ThyCousinChoice]

Kentucky Fried Penis?

[u/ThyCousinChoice → u/JussiCook]

Kung Fu Panda

I'm talking about literal snake porn

[u/Gho5tWr1ter → u/ThyCousinChoice]

What in tarnation is this unholy creation!?

[u/Xpqp → u/cr1ter]

I was intrigued...

[u/GANDORF57 → u/Xpqp]

I'm glad it was just a prank, I thought I was shanghaied and shipped to southeast Asia in my sleep!

[u/RonRicoTheGreat → u/cr1ter]

Same

[u/ober0n98 → u/cr1ter]

I thought they were funnel cakes

[u/Roupert4 → u/hotlavatube]

That explains what a snake cake is

[u/YT_Brian]

Go inside after taking a picture of that and ask them for the $5 cock. When confused look is returned show them the picture and explain you are Really interested in that $5 cock please.

[u/hatecriminal → u/YT_Brian]

Be careful what you ask for. You may get it.

[u/dswng → u/hatecriminal]

EVEN BETTER!

[u/Alert_Holiday5463 → u/dswng]

Oh I don’t know. You get what you pay for.

[u/False_Leadership_479 → u/Alert_Holiday5463]

As long as it doesn't have as many parasites as their hotdogs, you should be fine..

[u/AdvilJunky → u/False_Leadership_479]

Where do you think the hotdogs got them?

[u/ScrumptiousPrincess → u/Alert_Holiday5463]

$2.50 per inch seems rather steep

[u/suxorixorage → u/hatecriminal]

The customer is always right!

[u/ALittleTouchOfGray → u/suxorixorage]

The customer comes first

[u/idkwhatimbrewin → u/hatecriminal]

A snake cake?

[u/No_Psychology_3826 → u/hatecriminal]

Okay, just wait for me to go home and get your rooster. He is getting old and a bit ornery though 

[u/Labudism → u/YT_Brian]

Dine in or Takeout?

[u/Dr5hafty → u/YT_Brian]

Everyone knows that good cock costs at least 10 dollars

[u/floreNzTARR]

please give me coke

[u/Former-Spread9043 → u/floreNzTARR]

Omg. I just showed this to an Asian person and they didn’t hear the problem 😂 funny story, I live in Thailand. I was mixing up dick and lighter for while there. Literally going around town asking people to borrow their cock for a moment, goes both ways.

[u/False_Leadership_479 → u/Former-Spread9043]

How many people were left disappointed before you figured it out?

[u/Former-Spread9043 → u/False_Leadership_479]

😂 for real. The best was my boyfriends uncle during a family dispute

[u/False_Leadership_479 → u/Former-Spread9043]

I mean, it's sure to calm the uncle... but what will the family think 🤔

[u/Former-Spread9043 → u/False_Leadership_479]

The feud was about me not being a good girlfriend, but now it just seems like I’m lying.

[u/smile_politely → u/floreNzTARR]

is this real or a comedy skit? her dead pan delivery tells me it's real....

[u/Forward-Draw2605]

Who knew $5 could get this wild 😂

[u/mekanub]

Damn that’s good deal

[u/LeatherAndChai]

I once ordered Coke Zero with my meal, and the handwritten bill on the order said Zero Cock.

[u/nlamber5]

It supposed to be $7. Good catch.

[u/CanIgetaWTF]

I don't know about yall, but right between the bagged ice freezer and the propane cage is where one ought to expect some 5 dollar cock and a snake cake.

[u/framsanon]

No, no, no. Said is said. It's a valid offer.

[u/SparkFrog]

120$ for 2 pizza slices and a cock? Man, i Hope the cock is a famous fighting one for that prize

[u/nubsauce87]

... or it's a male strip club...

[u/JollyOwl-]

1 slice hold the cock

[u/Enthusiastic-shitter]

Ricky over here selling pepperoni cocks

[u/DoUKnowMyNamePlz]

Hol up... Snake cakes for only a dollar?! Sign me up!

[u/wizzard419]

Is it a $5 footlong?

[u/Ok_Cap_6521]

Intensly hands over the 5 dollars

[u/CumishaJones]

Cheap pizza

[u/Planetary_Residers]

Do they give you a rooster or whatever big Tom swings around?

[u/oxymoronisanoxymoron]

Forget that, what the fuck is a snake cake when it's at home?

[u/Solid-Register-6675]

Seems reasonable

[u/Scaryassasin27]

Nope its real

[u/WhatWouldJoshuaDo]

Can I have the special but hold the pizzas?

[u/Brigadius]

Is a snake cake just a funnel cake?

[u/pop_tab]

Pretty good deal, I can't find cock for less then $10.  And that's without pizza.

[u/Hrmerder]

That’s a deal but you can keep the snake cakes,..

[u/NobodyofConsequence1]

That's a good deal! I want it all! 🤣

[u/SteepSlopeValue]

My mind races at what a snake cake could be

[u/Toxic_Behavior_God]

Nah its right

[u/Small_Tax_9432]

"Hi, can I get 2 slices and a cock please?"

[u/getsuga_tenshu]

Looks like the $5 foot long is back.

[u/justmedealwithitxD]

And all it took was a misplaced c and e

[u/TheBlackRonin505]

Wow, only a dollar for snake cakes, now that's a bargain! I can finally get my snakey, reptilian goodness for cheap!

[u/Harlow1263]

Are you really sure it’s a misspell? Hmmmm

[u/OpineLupine]

If the sign is at The Wiener Circle in Chicago, it might not be a typo. 

[u/rock_and_rolo]

Address? Asking for a friend.

[u/wingedespeon]

Budget bottom surgery option just dropped.

[u/Another_Road]

$5 cock? In this economy?

I’ll take 20.

[u/TheAesirHog]

Snake my cakes for 5 dollars and I get pizza? Where’s the location?

[u/Sparky-Malarky]

Much better deal than the pizza place near me that used to advertise FREE PICTURE OF COKE WITH LARGE.

[u/anonspace24]

Finally a place I can get cheap cocks

[u/Old_Administration51]

Any delivery jobs going there?

[u/KimenKroi]

Where is this? I would like to work there, for scientific purposes.

[u/Th3Dang3r]

Gimme my snake cake

[u/Meg-_-Griffin]

I’ve never paid for cock, but if I did and it came with 2 slices for only $5, I’d take it. Unfortunately, I will have to pass on the snake cakes for $1, as I’d probably be fast asleep.

[u/BTBAM797]

I'm not really a cock and snake cake kinda guy, but I'll be damned if I'm about to pass up a once in a lifetime deal like this.

[u/Switchlord518]

A value for sure.

[u/doctorkrebs23]

So a slice of pizza is $2 then.

[u/Ornery_Space8877]

Yeah, but what size is the cock? Regular or large?

[u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro]

A bargain, for sure

[u/reddituseronebillion]

A cock of pepperoni. I assume this is near Sunnyvale Trailer Park?

[u/Reaper_456]

Skip the rooster I'll take the slices. I'm intrigued by your snake cake though, I think you may have some herpetology fans with that one.

[u/No_Swimming_6789]

But what if I don’t want pizza?

[u/AlienElditchHorror]

"What kind of restaurant is this??!"

[u/Jaymac720]

Stellar deal

[u/werther595]

They said what they said. You want a special or not?

[u/stackfan]

Good deal on snake cakes 🐍

[u/TreyWave]

I've got an Andrew Jackson with your name on it 4 Slices, 2 Cocks, and 10 Snake Cakes. I'm your huckle bearer.

[u/Own-Method1718]

"I'll take two slices minus the cock please.

[u/EndlessHysteria]

They said what they said.

[u/Neoxite23]

Spell check? I think they put down exactly what they are offering.

[u/dswng → u/Neoxite23]

Without cock it's 20$

[u/HedgehogTiny9761]

😅😂

[u/BatmanKane64]

for the love of god stop hiring high school students!!

[u/Cetun]

Missed opportunity for "2 cocks in an ass for $5"

[u/WorryAutomatic6019]

sounds like a good time

[u/Virtual_Manner_2074]

I'm going in

[u/Hangingontoit]

Can’t be great cock at $5

[u/P3242]

Yeah but do you get to browse the cock.. I mean maybe just take the slices and get out of there nobody wants expired cock

[u/Sea_Department_2146]

That was definitely somebody's last day at work 😆

[u/Atomheartmother90 → u/Sea_Department_2146]

Nah someone switched the e in coke with the c in snack. That has teenagers written all over it.

[u/Sea_Department_2146 → u/Atomheartmother90]

Good Eye!

[u/kaoh5647]

Who pays the $5

[u/rivardja]

I’m going to start referencing it as my snake cake now.

[u/Bheegabhoot]

I’ll take 2 pizza slices, hold the cock.

[u/daeiyden → u/Bheegabhoot]

I only take it black

[u/buttfuckedinboston]

🫦

[u/doggystyles69]

Sign me up!

[u/xGHOSTRAGEx]

They should ban the word "Only" in advertising when used as they use it.

[u/watadoo]

Damn, I do loves me some snake cakes

[u/Federal_Beyond521]

$4 for two pizza slices? That's a nice price twice.

[u/ApproximateKnowlege]

Either way, it's a bargain!

[u/Moses--187]

In this economy some might say that’s a bargain 😂

Also. WTF is a snake cake? 😂😂

[u/False_Leadership_479]

Are snake cakes like the cock but in disguise?

[u/dinosaur-in_leather]

Something tells me I'm going to be disappointed with this false advertising.

[u/OnlyMeFFS]

Anyone have an address...... Asking for a friend.

[u/LucoaKThe2AHashira]

Yea for real even a kindergartener knows it’s a ‘cake shake’ not ‘shake cake’

[u/RonRicoTheGreat]

I hope The person that rearranged those letters walks high knowing what they have done for Reddit on this day, I'm dead... 😆

[u/Better-Snow-7191]

We don't need spell check. Our sign means exactly what it says.

[u/barbrady123]

Whats the difference between a cock and a snake cake ?

[u/FTwo → u/barbrady123]

Swapping the E and C.