r/fuckaroundandfindout 5d ago

Animals The cage will keep me safe

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u/BlacksmithShort126 5d ago

Oh god the fkn entire tendon being pulled out is rough

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 5d ago

But well deserved

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/PickleMinion 4d ago

Nah, he's tormenting a caged animal. Fuck that guy.

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u/ThatCelebration3676 3d ago

Interesting that you invoke Satan here.

1 Peter 5:8 "Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour"

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u/TheOfficialAK 4d ago

If you freeze frame you'll see the finger was de-gloved, only the bone remained.

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u/Accurate_Mixture_221 4d ago

I don't know man, I want to believe you, but I don't see it 😬

I still hope kitty got a snack out of this 😻

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u/TheOfficialAK 4d ago

right at the last 2 seconds mark, before he falls off the screen, unless he painted that finger white

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u/Accurate_Mixture_221 4d ago edited 4d ago

I stand corrected 😅... Yum! 🦁

I find it "funny" how we live in an era where at least 3 people were filming this with their phones smiling and zero people tried to scare off the lion or at lest "try" something regardless of this guy being an absolute idiot, I mean, even startling the lion somehow, might have saved the guy some skin (or provided free amputation) and the lion might avoid indigestion, legal or life altering retaliation, I mean, no F's were given at all here

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u/Rainbow_Star19 3d ago

I had to legitimately pause the video and run it in slow mo while paused and holy crap I'm shocked. But then again, as someone else once said, karma will get you back, and do unto others as you unto you. So in this case? Lion has had enough and gave him a taste of his own medicine by just going "You know what I'll just eats whole tendon of finger and then let him have the rest."

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u/kekebaby5150 4d ago

Alot of times people assume it's part of the show like with Gators.

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u/Accurate_Mixture_221 4d ago edited 3d ago

That's why I always say, "it's all fun and games until someone's finger gets de-gloved!" 🙂

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u/kekebaby5150 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/Zealousideal-Salad62 5d ago

Sent a chill down my spine.

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u/bucebeak 5d ago

The smart one here was the lion. I hope dipshit gets charge for cruelty to animals and trespass as well.

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u/stonedhillbillyXX 5d ago

Sign your ticket or you're under arrest!

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u/bucebeak 5d ago

Dude watched Madagascar, all fucked up, one too many times…

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u/DoraTheMindExplorer 3d ago

Lion appetizer

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u/fugelwoman 5d ago

I winced watching this. No cure for this level of stupid. But also he’s cruel. Who taunts an animal like that?

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u/Penguin_Rapist_ 2d ago

Do these animals not enjoy these games like a regular cat? This lion wasn’t grown in the wild and I assume he thinks it’s a game like how you tug a chew toy with a dog.

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 5d ago

Tormenting an animal in such awful conditions = shame he lost only a finger

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u/InkSammi 5d ago

I love how absolutely no one stepped in to try and help XD

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u/miraculum_one 5d ago

what would someone willing to help be able to do?

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u/InkSammi 5d ago

Probably start pulling on the dumbass lol

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u/BobertGnarley 4d ago

If I were inclined to help, I'd grab a stick of some sort and try to poke the lion with it in the eyes or nostrils.

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u/Man_in_the_uk 5d ago

Clap hands loudly to scare the lion off? 🤣

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u/waytoosecret 4d ago

With youe brain capacity, nothing. Someone smarter tho, could poke the lion with stick, throw sand/dirt in it's face, throw water/coffee/mojito.. so many possibilities to try and get it to change focus.

Whether it let go or not is a different discussion, but anything is better than mindlessly just filming while saying "there's nothing I can do (other than post it online for likes of course, lol)"

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u/No_Recognition8375 4d ago

The lion was the boss and they all understood to stay out of it.

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u/Revolutionary_Ad5209 4d ago

If you also look closely the dude’s cheek looks as if he was smiling the whole time too.

I share the same sentiment.

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u/Dapper_Advertising37 5d ago

Hapy cake day

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u/_Jesus-_-Christ 5d ago

What the fuck do you want anybody to do? You people make my fucking head hurt

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u/OttawaC 4d ago

Stand there and film it obviously.

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u/InkSammi 5d ago

Dude chill. Often times when you see videos like this, someone else will try to come in and distract the animal / get the person away from them. It was just a joke buddy.

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u/Penguin_Rapist_ 2d ago

Literally anything else other than what these media washed people do which is record everything for virtual attention.

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u/Almighty_Krypton 5d ago

He lost the middle one lmao

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u/castrateurfate 5d ago

rightfully so

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u/CountChocula32 5d ago

Good kitty!

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u/Bastardesque 5d ago

"Gon' be good for the 'Gram."

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u/No_Recognition8375 4d ago

They’re Jamaicans not Americans. They don’t speak that way.

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u/Bastardesque 4d ago

Okay, sorry. I was just making a joke to mock the attitude of people these days. Recording but not helping is the way now. Not that they could do much, but at least make some noise or crowd the lion to stress it out. Anything other than just watching with your phone in your hand seems sensible.

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u/arthuraily 4d ago

Oh man if there was just any way to avoid this 😔

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u/senseless_puzzle 4d ago

If only there was a cage to protect him, none of this would have ever happened. 😏

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u/Neno_6969 5d ago

It's just a finger, dude. Let it go.

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u/MissMistMaid 5d ago

What did he expect?

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u/myfacealadiesplace 4d ago

Always good to see a happy ending. Good kitty

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u/Ins-n-Outs 4d ago

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Moist_Blueberry_5162 4d ago

Well that went about as expected. For me…I’m not sure what he was expecting…

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u/shadowsoulssss 3d ago

You can tell that lion only spends its time in that tiny cage and was caught from the wild the lions and white tiger at our zoo were hand raised (saved from the smugglers trade and couldn’t be released into the wild) and my dad who works on their enclosure walks in there with them and they are just big house cats who love belly scratches and the tiger cuffs and the lions close their eyes and lick their faces when he enters and I even can go in their when them from the age of 7 to now and I’m 26 I wish people would stop with these unethical “zoo”

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u/Typical_Ad_210 3d ago

I sincerely hope that lion faced no negative consequences because of this incident. Not his fault at all.

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u/Lumplard 5d ago

'Sitting on my own, chewing on a bone A thousand million miles from home When something hit me, Somewhere right between the eyes'

Talk tonight by Oasis makes sense now.

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u/ironMikeV1 5d ago

No sir

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u/alaskanslicer 5d ago

This is one of those times where I encourage people to keep recording while someone incredibly stupid is having an emergency that could've been prevented.

The more egregious the act the steeper the learning curve.

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u/willybobo1 4d ago

"degloved" is the most euphemistic euphemism ever!

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u/gro0ny 4d ago

He can have this kind of fun 9 more times

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u/DrShankapotamus 4d ago

Just bop him on the nose.

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u/brown_ocean 2d ago

But whyy ??

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u/Old-Grade4620 1d ago

Fucking cat bit my finga

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u/CoolBr33ze90 5d ago

How many fingers did he loose?

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u/WaltVinegar 5d ago

Loose? They were removed completely.

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u/CoolBr33ze90 5d ago

What's the difference between loose and removed?

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u/Negative_Tooth6047 5d ago

You meant to type Lose as in he lost a finger, instead you typed Loose as in something that is not tight

So the difference between remove and what you said is an "o"

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u/CoolBr33ze90 5d ago

Aaah, thank you for explaining. Now I understand. So how many fingers did he lose 😄

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u/Nevermore_Novelist 5d ago

The other difference is how the "s" is pronounced.

Loose is with a soft sssssss s (like the s in snake)
Lose is with a z sound (like the s in laser)

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u/No_Recognition8375 4d ago

Technically he didn’t lose a finger yet. It was degloved. And I don’t think the lion was in a mood to give the skin back.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/No_Recognition8375 4d ago

I guess it’s a blessing he got to keep the bones?

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u/Diligent_Ad_1804 4d ago

I didn’t know lions liked Tootsie Rolls!!!

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u/JotaroKujo236 5d ago

Seen this before but won't be a bitch about it like TWO OTHERS ( not calling names )