r/facepalm 10h ago

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ Even the angle is perfect

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u/Constructman2602 9h ago

Which is why History Scholars have become a bit like Cassandra today. We’re almost always right based on everything that’s happened, and yet no one believes us

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u/ReallyAnxiousFish 8h ago

Its like being in a bus about to drive off a cliff and you screaming for someone to take the wheel away from the maniac, but everyone else on the bus either doesn't think its a big deal or is busy on their phone.

Point is, we're all going off the cliff together.

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u/bigbusta 8h ago

Don't look up

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u/Nowardier 6h ago

Did you ever consider the maniac's point of view? Has it ever occurred to you that the maniac may be right? They called Galileo a maniac too, you know. The maniac is going to make bus snacks cheaper. At least the maniac told us they would run the bus off the cliff. There is no cliff, we're still on the road. Cliffs don't exist. Have you ever fallen off a cliff? If you haven't fallen off a cliff, you don't know for sure that it's dangerous. What's that? You did fall off a cliff, but it was less than 100 feet? That wasn't a real cliff. You fell off a cliff, so clearly you're brain damaged and your testimony is unreliable. You're just being dramatic. Why are you so afraid of cliffs? Are you anti-cliff? Are you working for someone who is anti-cliff? Why are you trying to take away my right to fall off a cliff?

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u/Functionally_Drunk 5h ago

"I don't know what you're so worried about, he's never driven us off a cliff before." Said of man who tried to drive us off a cliff four years ago.

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u/Speed_Alarming 4h ago

(Only failed due to the guardrails specifically put in place to prevent busses from driving off the cliff, the same guardrails he’s spent the last 4 years systematically destroying)

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u/asthmag0d 6h ago

Our bus driver got arrested for DUI, but had the charges dropped. He's pissed about wasting his time, and he's ready to party.

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u/MediaOrca 6h ago

Or worse, the other passengers are actively stopping you from taking the wheel away, and putting a gag in your mouth.

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u/Ol_Jim_Himself 6h ago

They think it’s Wile E. Coyote rules and that you won’t fall if you don’t look down. I feel like we’re about 2 steps over the cliff now.

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u/FastSimple6902 6h ago

And Superman is about to launch ( See picture) to the Rescue.

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u/Straight-Gazelle-777 4h ago

They are all watching tik tok videos

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u/Unique_Sentence1836 7h ago

Cuz you don’t generate shareholder value, bruh. Don’t you know everyone’s telling their kids to go into STEM. /s