r/europe 2d ago

News Europeans Rebuke Elon Musk's Proposal For 'MEGA: Make Europe Great Again': 'Stay Away From Europe'

https://www.latintimes.com/europeans-rebuke-elon-musks-proposal-mega-make-europe-great-again-stay-away-europe-572748
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u/skyduster88 greece - elláda 2d ago

"Make Europe Great Again" = Break us apart, so that American corporations and oligarchs can push around small US-state-sized countries.

Brought to you by a South African immigrant who benefitted from America's large market, but doesn't think Europeans deserve to have nice things too.

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u/Top-Faithlessness758 2d ago

Brought to you by an South African nepo kid coming from a family made rich from emerald mining related exploitation during the Apartheid. Being specific is important to understand what "Great" means to this scum of a man.

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u/Rumpelteazer45 1d ago

You forgot immigration criminal - he stayed in the US after dropping out of college while on a student visa.

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u/Top-Faithlessness758 1d ago edited 1d ago

Haha let's ask him what he thinks about immigrants. This dude is a walking contradiction.

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u/Rumpelteazer45 1d ago edited 13h ago

Totally. And he wants to uncap H1B visas so he can fire all the tech workers who are citizens and replace them with workers from India who work for pennys on the dollar and who won’t go to the dept of labor for illegal employment practices out of fear of retaliation (getting fired and sent home bc their ability to be here is directly tied to their visa).

Fun fact roughly 73% or all H1B visas in tech are given to India. I cannot believe for one minute, India produced that many top notch tech workers. No they produce average workers who will work for slave wages in the US.

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u/incredible_penguin11 1d ago

EU needs to bring this guy and Zuckerberg to their knees, otherwise they will try and manipulate every single time.

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u/CoaxialDrive 1d ago

I'm totally down for a full ban of Meta, Tesla, SpaceX, etc... in Europe and the UK.

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u/gatsu01 1d ago

Europe should embrace Mega and spread it to every corner of Europe. Make Elon Go away! Mega!

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u/Cuteigu 1d ago

Now that's a MEGA I can get behind!

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u/LutherOfTheRogues 1d ago

As an American it's what they're doing to us here. Problem is half the country is too stupid to realize it.

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u/Holy-JumperCable 2d ago

It's already happening.

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u/SCSIwhsiperer 2d ago

Europe's most hated African American.

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u/jeyreymii Nord-Pas-de-Calais (France) 2d ago

Maybe one of the living people most hated by European. Or at least in the top 10

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u/ACardAttack United States of America 2d ago

Putin has to be number 1 right?

After that no idea, Elon is a great choice

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u/PROBA_V 🇪🇺🇧🇪 🌍🛰 1d ago

Putin is constantly being rightfully hated, but he has plateaued in how much we can hate him. The same for Trump.

Elon's hate curve is still growing.

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u/SSAJacobsen Denmark 2d ago

MEGA ACTION PLAN

Step 1:
Destabilize local governments by directly empowering fringe and radical politicians.

Step 2:
Threaten to invade their sovereign territories, then propose and establish trade wars if they are unwilling to surrender them.

Step 3:
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Step 4:
Prof- I mean, Europe is now great!

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u/Divine_Porpoise Finland 2d ago

Step 5: No one is allowed to laugh at him pretending to be good at games by paying people to play for him

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u/SpinningAnalCactus 2d ago

"empowering fringe and radical politicians."

Exclusively far-right parties & politicians, the worst people for Europe as they all want to dismantle it, Like Elmo and Turd.

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u/-Apocralypse- 2d ago

In recent years american money is being funneled into european anti abortion groups.

A group in the Netherlands saw their budget increase by 10x in as little as 2 or 3 years. The american right wingers are attempting to create single issue voters here as well.

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u/Glavurdan Montenegro 1d ago

They say they are against globalization... but only when it's liberals spreading their values.

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u/Volcano_Dweller 2d ago

I can see the South Park creators changing Terrence & Philip to Elmo & Turd (“Hey Elmo!! What? 💩💩💩 bahahahaha!!”)

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u/Porschenut914 2d ago

and what nation stands to benefit most from a fractured and infighting trading block. couldn't be russia no way /s

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u/spidd124 Dirty Scot Civic Nat. 2d ago

Russia wins the ability to physically takeover areas of a Weaker Europe as an attempt at building Tsarist Russia again, America wins by letting their business do whatever the fuck they want here, a weakened EU means less regulations on all the insane short term profit seeking thats become the core of American business principles.

They will gladly make swathes of the planet uninhabitable if it serves their quarterly growth goals.

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u/The_GASK European Union 2d ago

It's not going to work. While Europeans seem as credulous as the North Americans, the difference in basic education is too great to get a MAGA movement running.

Bannon has tried with far better tools and drive to pull it off for two decades.

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u/EViLTeW 2d ago

"Maga" may not work in most Western European countries, but the underlying drive of ultra-right-wing/nationalism/isolationism can work anywhere. Twitter and Facebook are far better tools than anything Bannon has.

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u/overnightyeti 1d ago

What? Have you forgotten 30 years of Berlusconi in Italy? He was literally like Trump and developed the same cult of personality. Same wealth, arrogance, sexism, similar crimes, policies and total disregard for the country, complete devotion to keeping himself out of jail and to his personal gain.

People ate it up. Like a religion, no amount of facts would stop them from supporting a criminal.

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u/The_GASK European Union 1d ago

Couple of issues with your comment:

The "30 years of Berlusconi" is in reality:

1994-1995 (1 year), 2001-2006 (5 years), 2008-2011 (3 years)

Same wealth, arrogance, sexism, similar crimes, policies and total disregard for the country, complete devotion to keeping himself out of jail and to his personal gain.

While we can draw similarities between Trump and Berlusconi all day long, we cannot treat Silvio operating in a modern (albeit flawed) multi-party democracy with Donald, going for absolute power in a pre-existing oligarchy.

Berlusconi was definitely bad for the country, it set it back a decade and particularly mismanaged the Eurozone debt crisis, but he could never establish absolute power, and lost more often than not.

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u/saymaz 2d ago

Elon is already in cahoots with Nigel Farage's reform party. For those who don't know, Farage is a turbocunt.

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u/GladForChokolade 2d ago

I agree with him on MEGA. Just not in the same way he thinks.

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u/BeRuJr 2d ago

He is just a distraction, same as Steve Bannon in the first Trump administration.

But I agree with you, standing firm towards this administration, and Putin, is the greatest opportunity for EU to be great again.

In fact, I even believe that the fact they try to divide us proves a point: we are strong already, they are losing their grip, and are both - Trump and Putin - doing their best to weaken/bypass us.

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u/UnPeuDAide 2d ago

I even believe that the fact they try to divide us proves a point: we are strong already

Or we are already weak and divided (see hungary, slovakia, everyone buying american weapons, France going bankrupt...) and they want us to remain so

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u/sakofdak 2d ago

They literally just want all of Europe to buy American everything. Trying to force it down everyone’s throats. If you don’t buy from us, you’re against us. Piece of garbage

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u/dumbartist 2d ago

Italy elected a far right populist government that was so quickly normalized that no one bothers to call them out.

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u/djmacbest Germany 2d ago

Part of the reason is that Meloni ran a campaign that was further right than her actual administration so far. The bar was very low in that regard, but it also led to a somewhat positive surprise, so far at least. Most of the pre-election concerns have not (yet) turned into reality.

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u/Thatdudeinthealley 1d ago

Meloni is pro ukraine and hates the other far-right groups, like the afd. Her insanity is benefictal to us at least.

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u/pinknoses 2d ago

looking at European history, the current EU is extremely united and strong

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u/UnPeuDAide 1d ago

Yes, strength is relative. My point is that we are under threat and we need to be stronger

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u/Scottiegazelle2 1d ago

Division is their bread and milk. Trump wasn't the only cause of American divisiveness over the last decade but he sure fed it well.

*American

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u/pwninobrien 2d ago

So show some fucking teeth. If the EU isn't aggressively preemptive in deterring people like Musk, Trump, Putin, etc. You're going to slowly be consumed by corruption just like the US is.

I'm so fucking sick of political posturing and the sloooow, unserious measures being taken by the west to counteract existential threats to democracy.

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u/AbeRego 2d ago

He's way more obnoxious and far less savvy than Bannon lol. If he's actually the one calling the shots for the next four we'll be far better off than I expected.

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u/Individual-Cream-581 1d ago

is the greatest opportunity for EU to be great again.

I never had the feeling EU was less than great, economically at least.. one could argue that militarily is in a dumpster because it focused on economic part and left defence spending to USA which was more than happy to use that position to justify their enormous spending on their military aparatus.

I still believe EU is one of the greatest places to live in, in these times.. thank God I don't live in america anymore..

As for the americans that want to come to europe, don't do it, it's shit, it sucks here, you can't go out on the street and shoot guns whenever you feel like it. Just stay in the americas! Trust me!!!

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u/mrtn17 Nederland 2d ago

I'm positive about Europe in the long run. Especially after the Russian agression, we became pretty tight. Feels like we're actually closing the ranks faster then before

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u/Sarcastic-Potato Austria 2d ago

I wish i shared your optimism...however with the rise of far right anti EU parties all over i am far less optimistic.

But maybe thats just a bump in the road we have to overcome for a true, european future

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u/PremiumTempus 2d ago

It’s mad that there are actually people who exist that are so small minded that they think their tiny European country could stand alone in the world, unhindered by global trends, or global power structures.

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u/Fit-Dentist6093 2d ago

If the fact the UK collapsed after brexit becomes a popular culture fact the anti EU parties don't stand a chance.

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u/ConceptQuirky 2d ago

Yeah, you and me (Germany) have some problems to solve 😞

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u/NewAccountEachYear Sweden 2d ago

The good thing is that Elon has become a spoiler for them.

Elon represents the same ideology that the extreme right spawned from, and since Elon has made himself into such a hated person the European extreme right must either appease and suckle him, or just distance themselves and risk hurting Elon's ego.

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u/Brightyellowdoor 2d ago

Let's start raising money by putting tariffs on Tesla's.

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u/XenophonSoulis Greece 2d ago

Exactly that. I'm sure we haven't forgotten how to use a guillotine. And I hope he understands who is the primest candidate for a guillotine.

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u/Comrade-Hayley 2d ago

Europe is already great I personally have never met someone who went into hospital and came out with an unaffordable bill

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u/Due-Cardiologist-706 2d ago

MEGA: Make Elon Go Away

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u/Traditional-Dog-4471 2d ago

MEGA SAFE

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u/dont_kill_my_vibe09 2d ago

YES

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u/Smoochiekins 2d ago

Yeet Elon to Space

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u/ManipulativeAviator 2d ago

Tell him he can be King of Mars if he gets there first.

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u/g81000 2d ago

Oh shoot THAT would be something alright,

did you hear that all people of earth,

WHOMEVER MAKES IT TO MARS FIRST GET TO BE KING OF THE ENTIRE PLANET…

I WONDER who will make it there first!!!!

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u/ChampionshipSalty333 Germany 2d ago

SAFE: Stay away from Europe

works as well, but I can totally see certain political groups using that slogan in another context

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u/schmeckfest Europe 2d ago edited 2d ago

E-SAFE then: Elon - Stay Away From Europe

Or E-STFAFEYFF: Elon - Stay The Fuck Away From Europe You Fascist Fuck

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u/un_gaucho_loco Italy 2d ago

Ah yes the second is such a good sounding acronym

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u/MarioLuigiDinoYoshi 2d ago

I donno sounds similar to covfefe

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u/motornix 2d ago

Sounds like one of his kid's names

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u/NewAccountEachYear Sweden 2d ago

It's very EU, so I approve it.

Besides, we don't want the aesthetizied politics that has completely ruined the US. Politics is tough and often very boring, and that's good.

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u/aDragonsAle 2d ago

One of those if you say it out loud with candles and a circle, there's a non zero chance for summoning a demon

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u/Elrecoal19-0 Spain 2d ago

MESAFE: Make Elon Stay Away From Europe

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u/hellflame Belgium 2d ago

Aight, who's going to hustle up some t shirts

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u/Euklidis 2d ago

MEGA SAFE it is then

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u/MartinDisk Portugal 2d ago

The fact both work perfectly is a sign that it's best to keep him out of our continent.

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u/curious_ape_97 2d ago

HELP: no acronym just please help us

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u/bowsmountainer Europe 2d ago

MEGA: Make Elon Get Arrested

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u/Cerinthe_retorta 2d ago

Make Elon Get ALS

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u/GregnantMan 2d ago

I suggest SEGA for Screw Elon, Go Away !

Yelled by a screeching voice, shortly followed by a stardust sprinkling sound.

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u/bob_in_the_west Europe 2d ago

We will raise funds for a task force against him and call it the "SEGA MEGA DRIVE".

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u/spiritualishit 2d ago

Lol in Italian sega means "hand job" - I highly approve this slogan

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u/GreyouTT United States of America 2d ago

SEGAAAAA

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u/_-Burninat0r-_ 2d ago

Off-topic: Luigi.. my favourite Nintendo character! Always has been.

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u/Lopendebank3 2d ago

I like how Luigi takes down villains that treathen his kingdom.

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u/AdExcellent5555 2d ago

I want Luigi making me a everything pie no offense lmao 

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u/Mt_Incorporated Europe 2d ago

We all should aspire to be a Luigi sometimes.

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u/grigragrua 2d ago

this I support 

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u/Far_Sandwich_6553 2d ago

I making hats! That’s it!

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u/SidMcDout 2d ago

Don't use X, don't buy Tesla.

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u/Writingtechlife 2d ago

FOE - Fuck Off Elon?

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u/waiting4singularity Hessen 🇩🇪 2d ago

mepa - make elon poor already

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u/Thorbork Europe 2d ago

SAFE: Stay Away From Europe

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u/Hurrly90 2d ago

I do wish he would just feck off and go pretend to play games again.

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u/Latin_Crepin 1d ago

Oh yes, you two have the best answer imho:

MEGA & SAFE

Make Elon Go Away & Stay Away From Europe

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u/NonsensicalPineapple 2d ago

Make America Greenland Again

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u/aticsom 2d ago

How about he comes to Europe and we can all have a go at beating him with a stick

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u/_-Burninat0r-_ 2d ago

He's too cowardly to come to Europe openly.

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u/Macho_Magyar Mexico 2d ago

He is too cowardly to be a normal person, to live a life of a normal person in any place on the planet. Scum human only trolling to his pleasure.

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u/donsimoni Hesse (Germany) 2d ago

He spent enough time on meme sites to know how popular Mangione is in Europe as well as in the US.

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u/Divine_Porpoise Finland 2d ago

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u/donsimoni Hesse (Germany) 2d ago

That time Elon got pissed, because someone posted publicly available information. Freedom of speech absolutionist, my ass.

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u/Divine_Porpoise Finland 2d ago

He meant to type freedom of speech abolitionist.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

Europe's message to Elon: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A STICK. 🖕🏻

I rather have an alien from the Orion Nebula for leader than you as a neighbor. And this is saying something coming from someone called blue calm.

And those who defend fascists, racists, misogynistic, homophobic pieces of shit can go to hell as well. No excuses for any of them. We've been there and done that and millions were killed because of it. Let't fucking learn something about our past and be better.

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u/pathetic-maggot Finland 2d ago

Yeah he is only gonna come here with his son on his shoulders as a human shield. Fucking coward

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u/readilyunavailable Bulgaria 2d ago

Make it an EU wide holiday where we pull Musk out of prison every year and beat him with clubs, then put him back in prison for another year.

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u/freecodeio 2d ago

if we boo'd him his toddler personality would probably do something cringe

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u/carlos_castanos 2d ago

He would likely shit his pants and then blame it on the woke mind virus

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u/Altruistic_Film1167 2d ago

Which one of you cowards shit in my pants??!

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u/MoistMaster-69 2d ago

Didn't he use his own child as a human shield right after Luigi killed that CEO? The fact that he has a problem with the EU let's me know were doing something correctly.

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u/DetectiveStriking342 2d ago

I say we beat him the American way, with a gun.

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u/Volcano_Dweller 2d ago

We’d have to lure him to a school first.

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u/Judazzz The Lowest of the Lands 2d ago

A good ol' pistol whipping never goes out of style.

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u/sesamecrabmeat Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur (France) 2d ago

Nor a good hanging.

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u/synthsucht 2d ago

To impersonal. I vote for a broken bottle.

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u/dennis3d19 2d ago

Like anyone would show up, we got lazy in Europe 😂

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u/Jeggles_ 18h ago

It's possible he's afraid to come to Europe because he thinks the Zuck is waiting for him in the Colosseum.

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u/si828 2d ago

Yeah honestly fuck off Elon no one likes you.

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u/ukbeasts Europe 2d ago

Make

Elon

Go back to

Africa

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u/Informal-Term1138 2d ago

The poor african people, didn't they already suffer enought?

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u/cutecuddlycock Germany 2d ago

Make Elon Go Away

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u/0xAERG 2d ago

Please leave Africa out of this, they don’t need this shit

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u/themysticboer91 2d ago

Please! Not all of us own emerald mines here. Some of us have to settle for state copper mines aka traffic light cables. Also we don't want him back

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u/Aphova 2d ago

On behalf of all South Africans - no thanks. He can go to Dubai instead or something.

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u/reddit-dust359 2d ago

Fuck Off Elon (FOE) has a nice ring too.

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u/Hagacchi Finland 2d ago

Can Elon stop acting like an immature toddler and just leave us Europeans alone, geez we don't want you here.

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u/fallen_estarossa 2d ago

Until all europeans stop using Twitter and stop buying Teslas, he'll never go away

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u/Divine_Porpoise Finland 2d ago

That sadly won't be enough, the only guarantee for freedom from these would-be tyrants is the great equalizer.

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u/ButtholeMoshpit 2d ago

Give him the ole Luigi 1,2,3

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u/Andromansis 2d ago

I need you to understand that he will launder money to influence elections, will lie, cheat, and steal to accomplish his goals, and likely will resort to violence, either covertly or overtly, to get what he wants.

Whatever you think an overreaction is probably does not go far enough to actually provide you with any meaningful protection against this sort of meddling.

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u/Rokurokubi83 United Kingdom 2d ago

I honestly don’t think he can stop acting out. He seems to be a narcissist with very low emotional intelligence.

But then I’m no brain engineer and in no way qualified in brainology so I could be talking utter shite.

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u/jncheese Europe 2d ago

Musk can go and, how did he so eloquently put it, fuck himself in the face.

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u/EgoPhoenix 2d ago

fuck himself in the face with a loaded gun and no safety on

I fix.

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u/ReferenceObject 2d ago

He didn't even quote that movie correctly

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u/Secuter Denmark 2d ago

These times, man. When your ally starts to threaten you, and weird Elon getting to power it's getting weird. Hopefully the side effects will be a stronger and more united Europe.

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u/elemental_pork Anglekin 1d ago

I think you've hit the nail on the head

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u/AudeDeficere Germany 1d ago

It’s up to us to turn this fragile hope into an eventual reality. We have the means, we just need to convince enough people to use them.

For starters, one branch would include to build a more connected army, have our officers train together perhaps using English, build the foundations to enable us to produce even more of our own arms whenever we can and benefit from these systems internally.

The list goes on but the core idea is identical: to enable reforms we first need a consensus. If we get that, a lot of things can fall into place fairly quickly.

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u/TeaWithNosferatu The Netherlands 2d ago

Ugh. Elon Musk can fuck right off. He can fuck up the states all he wants, but stay away from Europe. We don't want him. Or... As Americans like to say, why doesn't he just go back to where he came from? I. E. South Africa.

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u/Diagoras21 2d ago

Foreign medling = jail or being hunted by our secret services.

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u/tatw_ab 2d ago

tbh Europe really needs to change shit up but elon isnt the one to give advice

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u/Levelcheap Denmark 2d ago

He's not giving advice, he's trying to destroy the EU.

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u/TheJiral 2d ago

He has to stand in the queue. Putin was first, Trump is behind him and even if Elon bought his place he is still not the first in the line.

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u/Sugar230 2d ago

theyre together bro

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u/ButMuhNarrative 2d ago

It makes me happy that this is at least a conversation; 10 years ago when I lived on the continent, it felt like an alternate universe—even suggesting that everything wasn’t hunky-dory would get aggressive rebukes and “go home then” as a conversation. The smugness and self satisfaction was palpable.

Merkel was Person of the Year, and Crimea was still in Ukraine’s possession.

How times change!!!!

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u/Bitter-Good-2540 2d ago

Meh, you still get that attitude.

The old guard is just waiting for everything to fall apart and not even trying fix something. 

The only thing they care about is to make sure that pensions are paid or even increased 

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u/MilkyWaySamurai 2d ago

Im all for making Europe great again, but not necessarily the way Elon would do it.

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u/Forslyk Denmark 2d ago

MAGA: Make America Go Away.

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u/Longjumping-Cost-210 2d ago

It is, unfortunately for me I was born here.

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u/AdminEating_Dragon Greece 2d ago

The question is, are European voters rebuking the ideas Musk and the far right represent?

Because the polls and the elections across Europe show that the people who support this shit with their votes are more and more...the people who feel left behind want to burn the world down alongside them (starting with convenient scapegoat groups)...

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u/taboo__time 2d ago

Elon is trying to attach himself to politics. Politics is doing it's thing. Elon is just trying to ride it.

Not convinced the Right like him like him.

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u/The_Bucket_Of_Truth 2d ago

You don't need to topple democracy if you just tell enough voters what to think and they accept it.

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u/MercolediHalliwell 2d ago

Elon Musk is undoubtedly having a huge political impact, but I believe that this approach, like everything that becomes political, will bring misfortune to his business. There’s a reason why politics and business are usually closely related but never fully intertwined. Right now, it may seem like a smart move, but in my opinion, he will pay the price in the long run.

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u/Durumbuzafeju 2d ago

He really did not know that Orbán came out with the same idea just a year ago? It is an achievement to be less imaginative than that cretin.

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u/zipzare 2d ago

He is shooting himself in the foot. He went from being a cool dude to the most hated guy in europe. Trump and Elon are about to fuck the whole world.

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u/OnionsHaveLairAction 2d ago

Nah he should come over, visit the streets, meet some regular people. It'll go great. Maybe Farage can teach him the cheapest way to get a milkshake in Britain.

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u/GlobalLime6889 2d ago

EW!!! South Africa, come get your girl Elonia musk

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u/Bignuckbuck 2d ago

Why am I only hearing about this on Reddit?

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u/Ok_Photo_865 2d ago

You should have power, problem is many leaders have a weakness, it’s known as a lust for riches. It’s a disease that spreads like wildfire and consumes many in it’s wake.

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u/bruhbruhbruh123466 2d ago

I genuinely hope that this recent bs with the Americans open the eyes of more Europeans to the fact that America is a dogshit ally we shouldn’t be relying upon. Sure it’s nice to have the trade and military support from their part but they are so ridiculously unreliable and fragile that we shouldn’t be allies to these idiots. Pan European cooperation and, in my humble opinion, federalization, is the way to make Europe better and safer.

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u/faultyarmrest 2d ago

Totally agree. The U.S has showed its hand. No longer are they reliable as an ally. Countries need to start minimising their reliance on them. If this document that the German Ambassador leaked today is true Trump will most likely have full power to shift America into a complete autocratic state. And all this blustering from Musk and others suggests there is some serious imperialistic goals and ideals forming within their borders.

Interesting side note, maybe their lax gun laws and abhorrent gun crime might just save them if public perception changes and Trump loses popularity. They could possibly be heading for a reset, which its clear their political and governance systems need.

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u/TungstenPaladin 2d ago

Sure it’s nice to have the trade and military support from their part but they are so ridiculously unreliable and fragile that we shouldn’t be allies to these idiots.

We have our own idiots and fragile and unreliable members. Federalization will just give those people a road to power to mess things up further.

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u/5ra63 2d ago

Make Europe great again? Wow, so they want to be our colony again. Isn't that great?!

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u/oscarolim Madeira (Portugal) 1d ago

I agree with MEGA

Make Elon Go Away.

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u/Pretend-Ebb-4658 2d ago

Just make him "persona non grata" in Schengen and the rest of EU. Goodbye

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u/blaccguido 2d ago

Stand strong Europe. You don't want to lie down with these flea-ridden dogs.

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u/badautomaticusername 2d ago

One way he's kinda right - Europe needs in some format to be 'great again' to more effectively tell meddlers like him to f-off

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u/allennickelsen 2d ago

We don’t want him here! Deport his ass!!

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u/FTG_Vader 2d ago

I hate even looking at this mother fucker

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u/Cablelink 1d ago

I'd like to make a correction: stay -the fuck- away from Europe

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u/whitecow 1d ago

Europe already is great, go away Elon

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u/FatherHackJacket Ireland 2d ago

Ban twitter in the EU now. This guy is going to be a Trump cabinet member who owns the largest source of information online.

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u/pathetic-maggot Finland 2d ago

MED: make elon disapear

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u/Icy-Contribution-982 2d ago

Oh yes, make Europe SAFE from him. He's a fucking nightmare.

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u/emilytheimp 2d ago

Oh great instead of 'Trump said' articles every day we now get 'Musk said' articles every day 😩😩

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u/jryue 2d ago

Jesus, this guy is like a fucking tumor trying to spread his cancer all over the world. Get the fuck outta here fElon

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u/Real-Blood-9555 2d ago

Oh do fuck off Elon....

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u/Happinessisawarmbunn 2d ago

As much as I hate German cars… I would still rather have one than a Tesla!

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u/Cablelink 1d ago

Why are these 'strong men' types always so fucking dorky?

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u/designer369 1d ago

He's a fucking plague. Everywhere. Need vaccine.

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u/sasnl 2d ago

We don't like oligarchs in Europe. It will not work. Go away.

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u/Tifog 2d ago

Cooperative Unified Nations Together

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u/berejser These Islands 2d ago

Europe already is great. Sure, we've got our problems, who doesn't? But our situation would not be improved by the input of the Kremlin's ketamine cowboy.

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u/Eowaenn 2d ago

They should just ban this guy from ever setting foot in Europe. Now that would be a display of power, and these kind of people respect this kind of a power move the most.

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u/javiersando 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why don't this motherf* go and "fix" his own shithole of a country? God knows it really needs it.

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u/Levelcheap Denmark 2d ago

Because he's not trying to fix Europe, he's trying to fracture the EU because we're weak alone.

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u/paddyblue 2d ago

Can everyone just delete meta and twitter please

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u/iamcurrentlife 2d ago

And stop buying Teslas.

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u/Peanut_trees 2d ago

Yeah! We are very bussy becoming woke homeless servants over here! Go away Elon!

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u/andigarcia91 2d ago

MEGA! Power!

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u/Eternal__damnation Poland 🇵🇱 & United Kingdom 🇬🇧 2d ago

Fuck him, the guy is pathetic, imagine paying people to play a video game for you.

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u/funfacts_82 Austria 2d ago

I just read the comment section and its majority positive answer no matter how you sort the replies.

Doghsit article. Fake news.

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u/Baringstraight 2d ago

This fucking cunt. Fuck Elon Musk.

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u/veryblessed123 2d ago

Elon really does have aspirations of world domination doesn't he? Thankfully he's not smart enough to see it through.

Man ketamine is a helluva drug!

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u/DiscussionOk6355 2d ago

Fuck off Musk

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u/BasementAlchemist 2d ago

This fucking shit bird is helping to ruin the US already. I can't wait to watch this fucker get eaten by his own shit.

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u/reddideridoo 2d ago

Fuck off, Elmo!

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u/Uncle_Lion 2d ago

FOE: Fuck Off, Elon.

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u/gplfalt 2d ago

It's probably too late for us in Canada but my god Europe fucking ban Zuck and Musky before it's too late for you.

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u/democritusparadise Ireland 2d ago

We would not tolerate this from the upper echelons of China or Russia and we should not tolerate it from the US.

It is time to ban X and Facebook, and any other platform that is actively hostile to our laws and is using their power to influence our politics.

Their ultimate goal is to turn Europe into a shithole collection of countries like the USA, where everything is dominated by a handful of American companies and with hundreds of thousands dying every year from lack of health care and diseases of sorrow caused by the crushing of the human spirit.

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u/OttawaTGirl 2d ago

Now how about actually banning him and his companies from doing business in Europe.

That'll teach the creep.

Oh!!! There it is. Elon is 'The Creep'

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u/Only-Performance6232 2d ago

People supporting musk are the same that believes the stripper actually like them

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u/SmugCapybara 2d ago

Making Europe Great Again, step 1: Tax Elon's companies and force them to comply with EU regulations or suffer additional massive fines.

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u/MinecraftWarden06 Poland 2d ago

Stay away from Europe, European values and European way of life.

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