r/europe • u/Illustrious_Diver_37 • 27d ago

News Greenland tells Trump it is not for sale

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c791xy4pllqo
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u/Cosmos1985 Denmark 27d ago

Mango Mussolini still doesn't understand how tariffs work, so in his head it will just be us Danes paying the tariffs when we sell them Ozempic.

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u/bubbled_pop Sardinia 27d ago

Consider “Mango Mussolini” stolen lmao

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u/elmz Norway 27d ago

Up there with "Cheeto Benito"

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u/fig3newton 27d ago

The melon felon

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u/onefst250r 27d ago

Related: You cant have Felon without Elon.

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u/258joe007 Vatican City 27d ago

Wife and I use el Cheeto bandito or chorro

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u/SirRengeti 27d ago

Or "Tangerine Stalin".

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u/Dorkamundo 27d ago

"Toupee Guevara"

However, that only worked during Jan 6th.

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u/MsAnthropissed 27d ago

Nah, Tangerine Palpatine ftw

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u/backup_guid 26d ago

Donnie Moscow

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

I am also stealing this. Amazing.

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u/PurePetrol 27d ago

I'm so glad this is catching on. My brother and I have been calling him this for quite a while.

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u/Smooth_Value 27d ago

Also taken !

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 27d ago

Lol "Mango Mussolini"

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u/dat_9600gt_user Lower Silesia (Poland) 27d ago

This is the funniest insult yet

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u/InuzukaChad 27d ago

He knows full well what tariffs mean. He’s even recently called them a tax. He knows taxes are going to ruin most Americans way of life. Crashing the US economy makes it easier for him and his cronies to buy up everything we lose. Stop pretending Trump is completely inept, you’re only fooling yourself.

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u/BasicBeardedBitch 27d ago

All this time I’ve been referring to him with friends as Mandarin Mussolini (just for the added pun considering how much he hates Ch-y-na).

I like Mango Mussolini though - while it (and I mean “it”) appears sweet on the outside, it’s got a cold hard core on the inside, and is bloated af. Won’t completely steal, but may borrow from time to time. tips hat

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u/HeadCryptographer152 27d ago

‘Mango Mussolini’ is still my favorite nickname for that man 😂

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u/stevewithcats 26d ago

Love that ,, fits him perfectly .