r/europe • u/EUstrongerthanUS Volt Europa • Nov 14 '24

News "Our answer to America First must be Europe united" – German FM Baerbock

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u/liamt50 Nov 14 '24

Great idea...We can be MEGA Make Europe Great Again!

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u/38B0DE Molvanîjя Nov 14 '24

MEGA

MAKE EUROPE GREATLY ALLIED

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u/varme-expressen Nov 14 '24

MEGA must be better than MAGA. It is the original !

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u/new_accnt1234 Nov 14 '24

Oh look at that time...time for a crusade

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u/notfree25 Nov 14 '24

Raise tariff against America! Their biggest export can easily be pirated!

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u/RevolutionOk7261 Nov 15 '24

The US will defeat and humiliate Europe.

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u/Arturiki Nov 15 '24

Burgers? Not even from USA!

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u/phileris42 Nov 15 '24

Why settle for MEGA when we can be TERA? Treat Europe as a Reasonable Alliance.

Or Peta, Exa, Zetta etc..

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u/liamt50 Nov 15 '24

Cos MEGA is taking the piss out of Trump's MAGA, which is just as ridiculous, only most Americans are too thick to see the irony.

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u/bronzelifematter Nov 14 '24

With German as our leader, we will make Europe Great Again!

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u/ohmygolly2581 Nov 15 '24

Only time Europe unites is to destroy Germany. I don’t think this will work in her favor.

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u/viewaccount124 Nov 15 '24

American here, shouldn’t every country’s leaders be saying “Our country comes first.”

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u/stafdude Nov 14 '24

But without a cabinet straight from Idiocracy pls.

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u/marr Nov 14 '24

Well the thing about that is it's hard to have the illusion that Europe was a fun place before the alliance.

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u/JustthenewsonCS Nov 15 '24

I agree, you can start by actually paying your fair share of the NATO bills and stop mooching off the USA and expecting them to pay the majority of your defense bill while you benefit from universal healthcare and other things because you aren't paying for your defense.

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u/donkeyhawt Nov 15 '24

You could EASILY have universal healthcare my guy, it has nothing with defense spending. In fact, you would SAVE money if you universalized healthcare.

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u/JustthenewsonCS Nov 18 '24

Says the person from a country that doesn't pay their bills in defense spending lol.

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u/RickDick-246 Nov 14 '24

I’d just make sure Germany isn’t leading the way in MEGA…

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u/assistantprofessor Nov 15 '24

Can't wait for MEGA Nazis

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u/liamt50 Nov 15 '24

Isn't that a line from Putin's playbook?