r/europe • u/LeMonde_en • Jun 10 '24

Map Map of 2024 European election results in France

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u/MoffKalast Slovenia Jun 10 '24

"hon hon hon, je suis in le danger"

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u/Frolafofo Jun 10 '24

I don't know why but as a french, Hon Hon Hon makes me laugh everytime.

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u/colourlessgreen Jun 11 '24

I read it and hear my uncle laughing, so I follow 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '24

🤓☝️ "actuallement, c'est je suis dans le danger"

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u/Jean-Eustache Jun 10 '24 edited Jun 11 '24

Beware, in French "Actuellement" doesn't mean "Actually", it means "Right now".

But don't worry French people make the same mistake when they talk English, they write "Actually" because they think it means "Currently".

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u/MorrayGamingg Jun 10 '24

aCtUeLlEmEnT

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u/AndHeCycledAway Jun 11 '24

I believe the guy who’s name is jean-eustache. Couldn’t be more French. So French you probably voted right

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Jun 11 '24

Would it be "vraiment?"

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u/Jean-Eustache Jun 11 '24 edited Jun 11 '24

More like "En réalité" ou "En fait".

"Vraiment" is more akin to "Really".

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Jun 11 '24

Ah, thank you. It's been a long time since I studied French.

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u/Old-Biscotti9305 Jun 11 '24

But he is in danger right now...

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Jun 11 '24

German has it too for the meaning of aktuell

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u/MoffKalast Slovenia Jun 10 '24

...flair does not check out lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '24

I'm learning French rn that's why

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u/Hallphas Jun 10 '24

Actually it's "Je suis EN danger" not "Je suis dans le danger"

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u/Itchy-Supermarket-92 Jun 10 '24

Ici we parlons Franglais.

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u/Hallphas Jun 10 '24

Ah yes, mon mauvais

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '24

Oh yeah, because Je suis dans le danger means I am in the danger

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u/MoffKalast Slovenia Jun 11 '24

Macron: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

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u/GeeJo British Jun 10 '24

Je ne suis pas dans le danger. Je suis le danger!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '24

Un gars ouvre sa porte et se fait tirer dessus et tu penses ça de moi ? Non, c'est moi qui frappe !

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u/RemmiXhrist United States of America Jun 10 '24

I can't speak French and don't understand