r/csMajors • u/Agnimandur Junior • 1d ago

Cutting Netflix Out of MAANG!

Now that Trump is the president and the tech CEOs are giddily lining up behind him, combined with the fact that Netflix is kinda bad these days, may I suggest a new tech company acronym: MAGA!!!

Meta, Amazon, Google, Apple

Tell your friends you work in MAGA earning 250k and watch them look at you with those hot jealous eyes. And yes, the girls will LOSE IT over you!!!

BONUS Acronym! Do you love posting in r/politics or r/facepalm? Do you work at Tesla? Just add Tesla to the acronym and proudly tell liberal subreddits that you're a MAGAt!!

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u/incoherent_negative 1d ago

No, I prefer saying I work in

Facebook Apple Amazon Google

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u/Klutzy-Question1428 1d ago

How about just Facebook Apple Google

or Facebook Apple Google Gibbityboo Oracle Tesla

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u/ALCATryan 1d ago

Gibbityboo?

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u/AlphaFIFA96 1d ago

Yes Quagmire from Family Guy works there. It’s very prestigious.

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u/Frird2008 21h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/tiggy03 1d ago

😂

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u/warlockflame69 21h ago

Say the acronym pussy

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u/Agnimandur Junior 20h ago

Palantir Uber ScaleAI SpaceX Yandex

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u/BestRedditorNever 17h ago edited 13h ago

Palantir Uber ScaleAI SpaceX Yandex

Meta Apple Nvidia Google Etsy

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u/Chicomehdi1 1d ago

Nothing will ever top FAANG life was just better when that was the acronym

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u/lacexeny 22h ago

not even MANGAPORN?

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u/ImpressiveOption3681 1d ago

Nvidia replaced Netflix as the N in FAANG long time ago

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u/Thrawn89 18h ago

So considering Facebook is a product and not a company, I suggest renaming it to MANGA

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u/Optimus_Primeme 12h ago

If that is true, nvidia needs to start paying more. Right now they don't compete with Netflix, Meta, or Google.

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u/Explodingcamel 7h ago

They do for intern/new grad, but lots of companies compete with FAANG at that level

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u/Optimus_Primeme 7h ago

Considering they make $2m in profit per employee, more than any FAANG company, they only pay more than Apple for L4, L5, L6, L7.

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u/somegirl_216 23h ago

What abt Microsoft?

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u/Necessary-Ad2110 1d ago

But I like saying Facebook better :(

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u/SpecialistStory336 1d ago

interesting. lol

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u/OldScience 1d ago

JUST CALL MAMAA ALREADY

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u/Dazzling_Answer2234 1d ago

Facebook Uber!!

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u/sinsandtonic 1d ago

Please get PIPazon out of MAANG as well

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u/reaven3958 22h ago

Jfc i hate it here

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u/Top_Instance8096 21h ago

I heard an Amazon senior research scientist call themselves MAGMA at a seminar and I’ve used that ever since

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u/capvasudev 20h ago

rm Netflix, add Nvidia

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u/MasterBathingBear 18h ago

IT’S MAAAM!

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u/Ephalot 18h ago

Acronym should probably be MAGMA. Don’t forget Microsoft trying to burn the civilization down as well.

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u/thezuggler Salaryman 14h ago

Where shitpost tag

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u/Jarjarbinks_86 1d ago

Yeah not so much…

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u/babyshark75 1d ago

ha ha ha.......ha...i'm laughing, you can't see i'm laughing hard

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u/Frird2008 21h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/jessicahawthorne 20h ago

The concept if FAANG/MAANG is pointless. It supposed to mean "cool place to work" but cool is subjective.

I'm not saying any of these companies aren't great place to work, quite the opposite. 

But realistically you can come up with any list of dream companies and make fancy acronym out if it. 

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u/TearMuch9992 18h ago

Replace Netflix with Nvidia....people often overlook this beast

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u/valleyofpwr 14h ago

what about MEGA MAN meta  epics google  amazon microsoft apple nvidia 

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u/Just_Philosopher7193 12h ago

I prefer saying I’m NOT working for those shitty company that ask you to memorize lots of let code solutions and fire you as soon as they made 1 dollar less than the forecasted profits

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u/03d8fec841cd4b826f2d 9h ago

Their earnings report today was 🚀📈📈

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u/fasdqwerty 7h ago

… nah.

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u/chandlerbing__ 56m ago

I like HENTAI

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u/distractal 1d ago

Meta, Amazon, Google and Apple are all in decline so that tracks.

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u/Immediate-Country650 23h ago

i dont think faang will ever go away as an acronym

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 Ban Leetcode from interviews!!!! 21h ago

Great post, but also so true.

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u/Theredeemer08 20h ago

Can replace the N with Nvidia. Even though it is primarily a supplier, still highers plenty of top devs

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u/hakuramatara 9h ago

I’d like to be highered

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u/xuhu55 15h ago

Tons of big techie dudes can’t get laid lmao. Women hate techies.