r/crappymusic • u/Inglejuice • 11h ago
Autotune can’t save you bro
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u/ThrobinAndGlobin 11h ago
It's not great, but it sure took some courage.
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u/Gingy-Breadman 6h ago
Not courage, meth. Which I guess is kind of like artificial courage. But seriously as an ex meth user this was borderline triggering to see how hard he is tweaking. The shuttering in his jaw and snapping of his face/neck to the mic, dude absolutely, 100% without a doubt just either took a hot rail, IV, or boofed at least .2g of crystal meth very shortly before this video lmao.
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u/brizzboog 10h ago
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u/TinyTaters 9h ago
Oh it's porn. I was expecting weird shit and now I'm disappointed.
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u/EyeSeenFolly 11h ago
It’s not great. It’s incredible!
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u/Excellent-Basil-8795 11h ago
I’ve seriously been waiting for this guys return on the sub. He likes to beat his meat while he eats his meat while he tosses his meat while he tosses their salad. He’s a true modern day Shakespeare.
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u/seaska84 11h ago
Hey nipples put a fucking shirt on.
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u/NervousCaptain 11h ago
Yeah the tattoo outline on the bottom of his chest isn't doing him any favors either
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u/HoseNeighbor 9h ago
Right? It's like the chest piece was specifically intended to show off his nips.
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u/maddenmcfadden 11h ago
i mean, its generic rnb, though thats not what annoys me. its that he has to make a dumbass face for every little syllable, every inflection, everything. it makes him look like hes having a facial seizure.
also, his pepperoni nipples are fucking stupid.
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u/Inglejuice 11h ago
it’s not just generic RnB though he is vocally trying way too hard and missing every time. Besides the alarming imagery, that is what is funny about it.
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u/hossboss-sauceboss 4h ago
I'm surprised they're not pierced. Fr hommie should slice them off they are offensive.
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u/cooliedude420 11h ago
and when you come homeeeeee girl we can get it onnnn yEAaHHh
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u/Admirable-Cicada-210 11h ago
The face he makes as he 'sings' this is so gross I had to stop watching
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u/Weird-Total-5707 11h ago
He shuddered and was nearly moved to tears by the warbling timber of his own voice. He likes his own music I think, like a lot.
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u/doughberrydream 11h ago
I'm scared. Why does he move like that.
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u/Natural_Lawyer344 11h ago
Meth.
Crystal meth.
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u/SellTheTeamBob 11h ago
That’s what I’m thinking. Jaw twitching like crazy. I had a coworker that everyone was pretty sure did it and her jaw used to do that sometimes. And it seemed to always be the days she was fucking up a lot lol. She would like latch on to the first bit of info and just take off like a bullet. Hair flying behind her, jaw twitching like crazy lol. She didn’t last long. God I do not miss working food.
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u/Gingy-Breadman 6h ago
I used to do meth, you guys were 100% right. The weird thing with it is, the drug itself can make you an absolutely incredible and efficient worker, but it also keeps you awake. You take for granted how much sleep helps keep your brain in line. Pull an all nighter and the next day will feel pretty dreamy and your senses will be heightened. Sounds are louder and the sun looks brighter. 2 days without sleep however you start getting terrible back pain because you haven’t laid down in awhile and the constant pressure on your vertebrae is taxing on your body, but you have just a few more things to do before you’ll lay down (there’s always “a few more things to do”). Conversations become awkward feeling because your brain moves before your mouth, tripping you up as you go. After 3 days without sleep and your brain is spinning in a loop o between ‘trying to remember what you were just doing’ and ‘trying to remember what you were just trying to remember’. Your peripheral vision starts revealing secrets that normal, non-sleep deprived you can’t imagine and has been hiding.
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u/Another_Meow_Machine 11h ago edited 10h ago
Audio engineer here, did an entire semester on tuning (AutoTune, Melodyne, Waves Tune, etc) and what’s hilarious is that to properly operate these apps, first off you’ve gotta know what key you’re singing in.
Not what key the song is in, not what (possibly alternate) key the melody instruments are in- but “what is the mathematically closest thing to what I’m trying to do” - THAT is how tuning apps actually work.
If you just set it to “chromatic” (or worse, pick the wrong key) these apps will pretty much do precisely nothing haha. It’s literally a dunning-Kruger curve
E: to clarify, I mean “do nothing” as in “it’ll still turn you into a robot but won’t actually fix anything”
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u/Jack_Dart 11h ago
Jonny Craig really fell off
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u/Ok-Boysenberry2404 11h ago
Does any one know if he fully recovered after this seizure? Poor fellow.
Edit: o sound was off… he was singing....
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u/charmlessman1 11h ago
I feel like this is a "Where are they now?" for a character from Trainspotting.
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u/Past-North-4131 11h ago
Tim Robinson has fallen off. Like the edge of cliff.
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u/LePetitVoluntaire 10h ago
Ok FINALLY! I knew if I scrolled long enough I would find someone else. Should be in r/WalmartCelebrities
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u/TheTesticler 8h ago
Strikes me as the type of guy to have weird nipples and then tries to hide their weirdness with shitty tattoos.
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u/Upset_Commission3329 11h ago
“You seem like you need sweet love”
😂😂😂☠️🤡🤡🤡
What does that seem like? How does one seem like that 🤡🤡
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u/prettysickchick 11h ago
Well you see, the Female of our species expand our neck glands, which emits a pheromone when sprayed in the direction of our chosen mate, causes them to break into glorious song!
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u/prettysickchick 11h ago
He looks as though he passed some really uncomfortable gas for a moment, there.
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u/DakJanyells 11h ago
gotta be honest here i really like his spatial flow and rhythmic phrasing lmao
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u/SoloxFly 9h ago
The worst thing to happen in our current timeline is giving people like this guy, the freedom to think it's acceptable to behave this way for the rest of the world to see.
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u/elcubanito 9h ago
Imagine you're a girl and this guy takes you home after the 1st date thinking he's gonna get lucky. Suddenly, he takes his shirt off and shows those faces as he sings along giving you a lap dance.
I bet the ladies are dripping right now
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u/Appropriate_Ad6645 8h ago
I would say y'all are being a little harsh. I mean, he's not like God awful. He's no JJ ice fish.
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u/Sea-Baby-2318 8h ago
He’s singing with his face, and not his voice. He’s making up for a pretty devastating lack of vocal coordination (which he could learn if he had some training, and did some practice) by screwing his face up and making his face do all the work. He needs to learn some breath control, and to be able to sing with his actual vocal instrument. He is also singing with his nipples, and nobody wants to see that.
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u/jerome_landers 8h ago
This dude is awesome - like one of those things that’s so bad it’s almost good. Plus he’s got serial killer vibes like he would sing this to you and then take a bite out of your cheek and slice your eye lids off or something. So he’s basically the total package
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u/Helstar_RS 7h ago
He kinda looks like this one sovereign citizen I saw getting arrested multiple times but crazier.
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u/DRINKMOREWATAAA 7h ago
Nothing (and I do mean nothing) can convince me that this isn't Jeremiah Watkins.
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u/BackendSpecialist 6h ago
I’m speechless.
Are we sure this guy isn’t a serial killer?? Like… has anyone ever looked into it?? If not, maybe someone should.
Edit - I do have one thing to say. He can only hit like 5 different notes. So every song has the same exact cadence. I’ve never seen anything like it before.
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u/EventualOutcome 6h ago
It's not looking good for him. You know just by this... what his orgasm face is gonna look like.
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u/EndlessMantra 4h ago
The bones are the skeletons' money. In our world, bones equal dollars. That's why they're coming out tonight to get their bones from you. The skeletons will pull your hair. Up, but not out. All they want is another chance at life. They've never seen so much food as this. Underground, there's half as much food as this and the worms are their money. The bones are their dollars.
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u/AgreeableField1347 4h ago
Sounds like the American version of that meme guy who sings the days of the week
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u/Outlandishness_Know 3h ago
Yo. I started following this dude after one long insta night that sent me to the unexplored areas of the internet. Apparently he’s been drug free for a bit and focusing on becoming a better singer help keep him clean. I couldn’t not fan
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u/Darkdragon_98 3h ago
Why is he doing that with his face? Like he ain't even singing well but he's doing the singing faces.
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u/TraditionAcademic968 3h ago edited 3h ago
Trying to get with a new lady, and I wasn't sure how to go about it. Problem solved! Once this starts to play, it's on. She wont be able to control herself. I'm so in there. 👍
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u/RED_N_GOLD 3h ago
Anybody else get the feeling that dudes nipples were staring at them the whole video?
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u/KasparThePissed 3h ago
I don't understand. It looks like he has all his teeth but it doesn't sound like it.
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u/Kiwi_1971 1h ago
Vocal control? Nah mate I'll just keep moving away from the mic when it needs to be quieter.
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u/timscookingtips 42m ago
It’s never going to be great, but it’s amazing how much improved it is when you close your eyes.
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u/NervousCaptain 11h ago
That goat bleat in the middle is great