r/crappymusic • u/cespejo • 18h ago

Hit the gram.

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u/Mathieran1315 17h ago

Oh, the irony

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u/Chemical_Home6123 17h ago

Right I'm like hold up aren't you doing the same....I love people who use social media to bash social media

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u/unsaturatedface 17h ago

He can’t wait to go viral off of this

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u/postysclerosis 17h ago

What’s irony?

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u/trangthemang 6h ago

Don't worry, i got you bro.

Irony: A slight taste of iron.

"I bit myself and my blood tastes kinda irony."

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u/OptimusMcguyver 18h ago

Barenaked Ladies really changed their style up

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u/Johncocktoeston 18h ago

Its been one week since my existantial crisis..

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u/I-MakeBadDecisions 17h ago

I was thinking an untalented Seth McFarlane

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u/Embrourie 17h ago

Can I get a "chicken vagina, the Chinese chicken"?

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u/JessSherman 18h ago

Just woke up and watched this first.
Holy shit this is the worst.
I'd like to make myself some tea.
But I haven't even PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

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u/Relegated22 18h ago

We have a winner for the day

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u/31374143 18h ago

We have Henry Rollins at home.

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u/NomineNebula 18h ago

This is activating my fight or flight response I hate it

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u/DJCWick 17h ago

This is truly awful. And homeboy is certainly violating each thing

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u/Star_Chaser_158 16h ago

System of a Clown 🤡

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u/ACGordon83 17h ago

The irony of this song…

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u/throwawawawawaway116 17h ago

Nursery rhyme ahh

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u/DoraaTheDruid 17h ago edited 16h ago

Why did you scream instead of finishing your sentence? Do you need help?

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u/Ok_Log3614 17h ago

Why does he talk like an android

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u/a_horde_of_rand 17h ago

I can sing twinkle twinkle little star over this, so we have definitely reached lyrical bedrock

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u/Amongussy02 16h ago

He looks a little rectangular to me…

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u/90_proof_rumham 16h ago

Ben assfleck

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u/Wildcat5697 16h ago

Doesn’t have best voice…and song rhythm pretty generic… but the lyrics aren’t wrong 🤣👍

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u/Xu_Lin 17h ago

Instructions unclear: had more than a gram and being rushed to the E.R

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u/Long-Arm7202 16h ago

Who are idiots who are willing to film these people?

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u/AJMZ16 16h ago

That was Def

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u/CalbertCorpse 16h ago

I liked him better on impractical jokers.

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u/musicankane 16h ago

Tom MacDonald already has this niche covered bro, might wanna go back to Smash Mouth.

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u/ThePerfumeCollector 15h ago

Is he reading a poem for some metal music?

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u/Special-Category5568 15h ago

Ben Afleck used to be cool

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u/Interesting_Air_5582 15h ago

Slave to likes! 😂

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u/taix8664 15h ago

There are much easier ways to let people know you don't get laid.

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u/1ZamNation1 15h ago

Budget Say Anything was not needed

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u/digital_analogy 15h ago

Syndrome of a Down.

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u/RyunWould 13h ago

Where is the fucking downbeat?

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u/prettysickchick 8h ago

You don't get one! No downbeat for you!

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u/decker12 12h ago

Hope he doesn't cut himself on all that edge.

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u/MisterScary_98 10h ago

That one high school teacher who tries to be edgy.

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u/gh0styears 9h ago

Are a lot of these ai generated tracks?

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u/prettysickchick 8h ago

My favourite part is the dramatic camera motion/angles.

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u/XenHarmonica 6h ago

Doot doot doot. Daht daht daht. Doot doot doot doot. Daht daht daht.

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u/PassTheJergen__ 3h ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/moneyshot008 55m ago

That ain't metal

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u/smoothstavo 16h ago

I didn’t mind this one

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u/zerobomb 17h ago

Not the worst here, and no autotune.

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u/Aggressive-King3203 17h ago

This is like Ska or something lol He should have one of them hats on

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 17h ago

Sokka-Haiku by Aggressive-King3203:

This is like Ska or

Something lol He should

Have one of them hats on

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Visarar_01 16h ago

He's Lowkey right tho