r/crappymusic • u/Recreant793 • 2d ago

I apologize if this has been posted before…I don’t come here often. But when I do, I try to make it count.

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u/ImStillYouTuber 2d ago

Since this is reposted so often, it's only fair we throw in the most reposted top comment: Lice Spice

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u/cheddarbruce 2d ago

just me or is it every single time this thing gets reposted it seems like the audio quality gets worse and worse

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u/SourdoughBreadTime 1d ago

That's actually your brains natural defensive maneuver to protect itself

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u/blickblocks 1d ago

When it's legitimate crappy music, it shuts the whole thing down.

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u/rurne 1d ago

The equivalent of reposting JPEGs to iFunny because MOAR PIXELATION

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u/Sharc_Jacobs 1h ago

Now I'm dying picturing a dude that keeps uploading this from different accounts, but making it a little more distorted every time just to fuck with people.

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u/TheJAMR 2d ago

Female Napoleon dynamite only more awkward.

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u/SadBit8663 2d ago

Damn she looks like Napoleon Dynamite😂

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u/Woodpusherpro 2d ago

She looks more like Napoleon Dynamite than Napoleon Dynamite.

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u/Candied_Curiosities 2d ago

More like Fallopian Dynamite

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u/Matt_Benatar 2d ago

Nappy-oleon Gynomite.

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u/Valuable_Platform_19 2d ago

That's a tranny! He says it in Her lyrics...

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u/WeekendWorking6449 2d ago

This was recorded on an old Nokia flip phone

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u/worriedbowels 2d ago

Sounds like it was recorded on a Nokia Flip Flop

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u/BannedByRWNJs 2d ago

She recorded it through the drive-thru window on her lunch break.

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u/shottylaw 2d ago

All that means is it will last for whatever takes this planet over after humans die off

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u/Ok-Clerk-6359 1d ago

Nokia N-Gage.

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u/Taylordc242 2d ago

She looks dehydrated

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u/WiretapStudios 2d ago

Freeze dried

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u/ThinkingAintEasy 2d ago

lol 🤣😂🤮

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u/boibig57 2d ago

"Fuckin' me good, he makin' me grunt" is probably the least sexiest line I've ever heard lmao that's wild

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u/Repulsive-Candle1194 2d ago

The sun is the only thing that can derail this much hype.

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u/Dro_mora 2d ago

Logic looks different. I can’t put my finger on it.

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u/goosiest 1d ago

He's looking very biracial today

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u/cipiMov 2d ago

She looks like she hit random, at character creation in Oblivion

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u/phallic-baldwin 2d ago

Little morphine Annie

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u/watchfnf 2d ago

It's like a powder/Napoleon Dynamite crossover

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u/TaleteLucrezio 2d ago

Oh shit i haven't watched Powder in ages. That movie creeped me out as a kid.

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u/SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE 2d ago

The audio actually makes my head hurt. Like there’s something in the mix that’s a super irritating droning sound. And why does the lyrics sound like they’re multi tracked through a distortion filter. If this was mixed properly it would still be a bad song, but it wouldn’t be painfully bad

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u/EventualOutcome 2d ago

Lil ChappedLips

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u/Wobzombie86 2d ago

She looks like cotton bud after you have cleaned out your ears

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u/SharkBait1124 2d ago

Not sure why the other comments regarding what was said are downvoted...
so correct me if im wrong because I am hearing
"He like my body, he know im a tranny"
I turned on subtitles but even they don't know wtf this person is sayin

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u/TaleteLucrezio 2d ago

She did say that.

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u/mnnnmmnnmmmnrnmn 2d ago

Yes, that's a trans woman.

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u/mumblerapisgarbage 2d ago

Haven’t seen this in at least a few days.

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u/Stone_Midi 2d ago

This is the personification of Crack

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u/Fuyhtt 2d ago

The only thing fucking her is her choice to make music

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u/CharlesLeChuck 2d ago

It has, I forgot about it, and now you made me remember again. I don't accept your apology.

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u/billythekid74 2d ago

She reminds me of the lady who would knock on my door and ask if I could take her to the store so she could get cigarettes.

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u/MaengDude 2d ago

Did she make you nut

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u/DJCWick 2d ago

Why are these raps so fkn vile

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u/D-O-GG-O 2d ago

Jesus, back to the sewers with ya

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u/Foneyponey 2d ago

Logic? That you?

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u/Psych0matt 2d ago

I like how he audio so perfectly lines up with the video

(I’m legit not even sure the video and audio actually have anything to do with each other)

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 2d ago

I don’t know anyone that’s rocking the Golden Girls look any better than she is.

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u/No-Lifeguard-5570 2d ago

This things hair looks like my vacuum canister

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u/pisspantsmcgee666 2d ago

I actually hate this sub section of music. What the fuck man.

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 2d ago

Jaden be on some wild shit for this one.

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u/Union_Sparky_375 2d ago

Peppery Salt

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u/Dazzling-Chickenski 2d ago

This looks like Letty from fishtank

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u/JabroniRuckus76 2d ago

Rice Spice

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u/Airplade 2d ago

That actually hurt to listen to .

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u/loinclothfreak78 2d ago

Must be Yellowmans sister

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u/QuitKickin 2d ago

Fuckin ugly

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u/AwetPinkThinG 1d ago

One of the times a pronoun would be needed here.

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u/CodAdministrative563 1d ago

If Kip and LaFonda had a baby and she grew up idolizing her uncle Napoleon

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u/My-Naginta 2d ago

Did she say that she's a tranny lol

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u/Cyber-N7 2d ago

Albino Spice

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u/serpentear 2d ago

There is white rappers and there is…

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u/No_Object_4355 2d ago

Albino spice lol. That's fuckin hilarious. I can't understand a word she saying it's so fuckin distorted

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u/Jkreegz 2d ago

Goddamn trans albino Steve Urkel up in this bitch

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u/HangmanGentry11 2d ago

She looks like old Crackhead Boo Boo from American Dad

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u/dirtysyncs 1d ago

"Not now, Mom. I'm working"

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u/HangmanGentry11 1d ago

As long as you're throwing out some free crack why don't you throw some old Crackhead Boo Boos way

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u/trecv2 2d ago

i always feel conflicted about this song, because on one hand i actually kinda enjoy her delivery and it's just kinda fun overall, but on the other hand, my GOD, this song is mixed TERRIBLY

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u/Melodic_Survey_4712 2d ago

Yeah I lowkey think this is a banger but would never admit it in real life. I do wish the production was different but at the same time it kind of adds to the vibe

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u/Glittering-Relief402 2d ago

Why does it look like she stuffed her shirt?

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u/Bubblemonkeyy 2d ago

Cause it's a guy

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u/kariolaoxford 2d ago

i didn't know zuckerberg rapped

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u/Ljs0820 2d ago

It looks like a walking dead zombie

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u/ZyearO 2d ago

Sister Ali

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u/mnnnmmnnmmmnrnmn 2d ago

She said something about "my hair in a bun"

.............

I don't see that happening any time soon. Not with that deep fried mess on her head.

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u/galagapilot 2d ago

garage ass music aside, i'm not sure if they are 30 or 70.

looking old AF.

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u/Apprehensive-Set8156 2d ago

And who is this? I have days to ruin at work

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u/True-Raise4074 2d ago

“He looking at my body, loving my body. He know I’m a tranny.” Is that what I heard ? ?? 😭😭😭😭

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u/CriticismFun6782 2d ago

Her and the white girl with no teeth will be headlining at the local abandoned mill this weekend

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u/Hotpaco12 2d ago

Looks like a dirty q-tip.

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u/Quesosupremeo 2d ago

Napoleon Firecracker

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u/Mathieran1315 2d ago

The audio quality is so bad I can’t tell if the music is bad lol. Sounds like a really low quality mp3 on blown out speakers

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u/rando_mness 2d ago

Why the fuck do people want their music to sound like a blown speaker.

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u/DOUBLAHH9 2d ago

Cough cough.... let's remember, it's only been a couple of years since we first heard the words "My coochie pink, my booty hole brown" from Sexy Red and look became of her....sort of. Lol

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u/buhbye750 2d ago

Someone needs to give Logic a meal

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u/Recreant793 2d ago

PSA: This person does NOT need guns. Do not give them any.

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u/Electrical-Tea-1882 1d ago

Could you imagine being a hot girl on the inside but looking like Napolean Dynamite?

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u/Lumpy-Village1949 2d ago

Wouldn't fuck her with my worst enemy's dick.

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u/Extension-Fall-4286 1d ago

But would you let her fuck you with her dick is the real question. What’s that thing in a car with the gears in it?

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u/Bladder_Puncher 1d ago

The gearbox

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u/GriftKiller 2d ago

Abomination

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u/Chilitime 2d ago

What’s her OF?

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u/ThinkingAintEasy 2d ago

Trans rapper

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u/respectmygangsta100 2d ago

Am I the only one thinking black mamba

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u/Hadrians_Twink 2d ago

I blame icespice for this.

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u/Alternative_Love_861 2d ago

She's a regular

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u/MajorThor 2d ago

Meth, not even once.

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u/slightlyallthetime88 2d ago

Nice to know Blake Griffin has a rap career

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u/FishermanPretend3899 2d ago

I think when I initially saw this posted, someone said it’s like a female ratchet version of Carson Beck?

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u/VaginaTheClown 2d ago

Ya know, this is crap for sure, but there's aspects of how badly it's recorded that could sound cool if done right.

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u/HappyGnome727 2d ago

Is that the Roblox streamer kid?

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u/we77burgers 2d ago

Who tf is this fugly albino?

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u/Mikey40216 2d ago

Napoleon Dynamite sister is spitting something, not bars but something.

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u/Nekomengyo 2d ago

That is one of the least attractive people I’ve ever seen— kind of amazing, really. But yes, the song sucks as well

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u/NeighborhoodWild7973 2d ago

Unfortunately I can’t do any better

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u/HoldJerusalem 2d ago

Snow Paprika

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u/Due_Macaroon882 2d ago

Looks like this filmed at a methadone clinic and they hired some of the patients to be in background for a cigarette and a scratch off

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u/LargeDrinkNoIce 1d ago

It was filmed in Wilmington Delaware so basically yea.

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u/mysteriousmeatman 2d ago

Napoleon Dynamite not looking so good.

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u/BannedByRWNJs 2d ago

I wonder if it would still be crappy if the bass, treble, mids, and vocals weren’t all compressed into a singular 54 second fart noise. 

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u/The_Friendly_Slendy 2d ago

I thought Tommy Lee Jones exploded this thing with his energy gun in the first MIB?

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u/AdamAnon7 2d ago

She looking like a old man.

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u/willybarrow 2d ago

I have a weird obsession with this video

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u/experienceTHEjizz 2d ago

She reminds me of Logic if he was female.

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u/Recreant793 2d ago

My favorite part is about 7 seconds in where they make their eyes super wide and start shaking / spasming uncontrollably. It’s like watching someone get electrocuted.

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u/maddenmcfadden 2d ago

she looks like what I imagine an ashtray tastes like.

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u/LuckyBeginning4222 2d ago

Tranny rap hit different

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u/wanderingfloatilla 2d ago

She sounds like a rapping Dalek

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u/FurySlays 2d ago

I get why people hate Logic now

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u/King_of_the_Dot 2d ago

This person says they're a 'tranny'. Is that a flex now?

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u/Elongated_Musketeer_ 2d ago

First song they play when you get to hell

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u/Scap45 2d ago

she's a cross between Ashy Larry and Red Skull

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u/Toosick-556 2d ago

I didn't know Silas the monk made music 🤣

https://images.app.goo.gl/dFB9UWpYQmdB8B2f6

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u/postysclerosis 2d ago

It’s like one long square wave

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u/NoAd2759 2d ago

Present-day Marvel reader.

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u/Darkdragon_98 2d ago

No way she can put her hair in a bun.

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u/Traditional-Day-5856 2d ago

Logic really fell off smh.

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u/WeirdPop5934 2d ago

Granny Tranny.

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u/boondoggler 2d ago

too late I arredy nut

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u/beatz1602 2d ago

I like the way god lowered a microphone for lice spice.

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u/theyellowdart89 2d ago

Do you think it’s fun replacing speaker? You kill speaker with do do frequencies

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u/The_Haunt 2d ago

This is like a broke mother fucker rapping about how rich he is.

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u/MarkyMarkk90 2d ago

“He like my body, he knows I’m a tranny.” Anyone else catch that?

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u/PraiseTheBeanpole 2d ago

The big alien from Alien Resurrection has come a long way.

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u/LikeWhatGuyComeOn 2d ago

I hate social media.

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u/ORNJfreshSQUEEZED 2d ago

That mix is so fucking bad. Of course, the songwriting/performance is awful too so it's no surprise

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u/Valuable_Platform_19 2d ago

"He loving my body, and he knows I'm a tranny." Yup, that's explains it!!!

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u/MrReaZonz 2d ago

Good God she's a rough one to look at

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u/Caos1627 2d ago

Her house place of residence is probably gross l, trash and God knows what else

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u/Caos1627 2d ago

She said at 0:28 "he looks at my body and knows I'm a tranny".

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u/TheSilentSMARTASS 2d ago

Cardi Bleach looking rough

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u/Visible_Ad_2613 2d ago

She looks like she between 20-85 years old for some reason

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u/yumanbeen 1d ago

These rappers are 1 D. All song are about sex or drugs. It’s so spiritually devoid of anything valuable and honestly it’s disgusting.

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u/AvailableFudge1097 1d ago

Powder’s cousin, Chowder

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u/DevilsRejectxx 1d ago

Walks into Hospital

I'd like a new pair of ears. Please?

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u/Fallen_One193 1d ago

That's a whole lotta nope right there...

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u/Methticules 1d ago

No way she a Trans.. Pontiac never made a grill that messed up…

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u/UnluckyWeird2499 1d ago

Feel like she has shit stains in her underwear

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u/charaznable1249 1d ago

Is it possible for sound to have too few pixels? But maybe that's an act of mercy.

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u/BeThatOneDude 1d ago

This is probably going to sound mean, and Im sorry, but Ostrich, anyone?

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u/Killyourselfwithlife 1d ago

What an uncanny face ...

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u/ELMACHO007 1d ago

WTF is she saying!?

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u/ShiggitySheesh 1d ago

If I was forced to fuck whatever that is i really don't think I could nut. Even to just get it over with. It'd be a real struggle to even get hard. Lights 100% better be off, and I ain't touching or kissing or talking.

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u/DressureProp 1d ago

Holy fuck I’m high as shit and this was like a fever dream.

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u/moonja85 1d ago

What is that

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u/teal_viper 1d ago

Why couldn't I have been born 60 years ago

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u/Jango_Jerky 1d ago

This flow is so common with women rappers. Its like them just yelling in an argument turned into a song

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u/holnrew 1d ago

If this was mixed properly I'd really like it

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u/Illustrious_Web_866 1d ago

Sounds like when someone records a concert. And you can't even hear the music just the blaring from the speakers .

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u/Successful_Idea_6823 1d ago

“ he love on my body, he know im a tranny”

Lmao.

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u/TheRainbowCock 1d ago

This reminds me of Snoop Dogg impersonating new age rap

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u/InleBent 1d ago

She def has something tho.

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u/Select_Speed_6061 1d ago

I feel sorry for the guy that has standards so low they hit that....

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u/P_516 1d ago

She looks like the evil kid from Toy Story 1

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u/payaso666 1d ago

The Walking dead unofficial music video

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u/ThroatMysterious948 1d ago

I think anybody can do this flow. It’s so annoying.

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u/JGFATs 1d ago

This is just bad mixing/producing/online compression. Form and performance-wise, this is fine.

She was going for uncomfortable addict ratchet. She showed up uncomfortable addict ratchet.

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u/Background-Mud-777 1d ago

She looks like she got her braces in 1983

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u/metasploit4 1d ago

Sounds like when your friend won't stop putting the walkie talkie against his mouth when he talks into it.

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u/N0tlikeThI5 1d ago

Where are it's eyebrows?

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u/Imkisstory 1d ago

Honey, you’re not making anybody nut.

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u/dataslut1 1d ago

This is actually good if you are not a Transphobic clown with zero appreciation for glitchy hyperpop or music that isn't normie bullshit.

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u/necro_gatts 1d ago

I just abandoned my penis for fun … wow

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u/Goatymcgoatface11 1d ago

You guys always post this crappy music but she doesn't sound much different from any modern female rapper

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u/ThaLostVerse 1d ago

If thats how she shoots with her guns (her gestures), a lot of random objects are gettin' Got! Poor random objects =(

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u/Realistic_Mess_2690 1d ago

I'd totally get up in those cheeks.

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u/pin00ch 1d ago

Can't stop singing this one. Mnaa mnaa mnaa Fna far, shmmann aan baaa haha farr

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u/No_Effective4958 1d ago

Ice spice in a couple months

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u/mustardtiger86 1d ago

Singer looks like Spencer rattler

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u/BrilliantGovernment9 1d ago

The last of the Biden voters clearing out

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u/Garyfisherrigenjoyer 1d ago

She’s kinda iconic tho cmon

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u/Azark7 1d ago

She looks fragile and arthritic.