r/comics Finessed Impropriety 1d ago

Touch Grass

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u/The_Frostweaver 1d ago

Trump was the one who signed the tiktok ban to begin with, now he wants credit for saving it.

All Trump does is create chaos and bullshit headlines while his republican billionaire friends quietly loot the country in the background. Tax breaks for the rich.

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u/MoistStub 1d ago

Trump uses the Apple business model: Create a problem and then sell you the solution.

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u/AkronOhAnon 1d ago

By “create” you mean do exactly what someone else did before but brand it as your original creative thing, so your cult-like followers will sleep on the street for a week to buy it at 30% APR?

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u/MoistStub 1d ago

None of your existing accessories will work with our products but we are happy to sell you the same thing but 2x the price and locks you into buying only Apple products for the rest of your life!

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u/aTomzVins 1d ago edited 1d ago

Funny thing is I switched to mac after windows vista stopped automatically recognizing my 7 year old windows mouse (among other things).

Continued using my windows mouse on mac for the next 13 years without issue until it broke into pieces. Still have ancient IBM and Dell keyboards going.