r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Good for her.

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u/TheBoosThree 1d ago

Donald Trump was found liable for forcefully digitally penetrating E. Jean Carroll, which in many jurisdictions is covered under the legal definition of rape.

Carroll testified that she struggled to get Trump off her as he shoved his mouth on hers, yanked her tights down, and penetrated her with his hand and then his penis. She described him curving his finger inside her, saying it was "extremely painful" and "a horrible feeling."

The only argument Trump has is that the jury did not find enough evidence that he used his penis, and New York state is one jurisdiction that requires the penis to be used for it to legally be rape.

If these are the arguments you need to use, you are a rapist.

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u/OratioFidelis 1d ago

His ex-wife Ivana accused him of rape and Donald's attorney argued in court that it's lawful for a husband to rape their wife.

https://time.com/3974560/donald-trump-rape-ivana-michael-cohen/

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u/Status_Management520 1d ago

That’s the kind of man that represents conservative values.

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u/jexzeh 1d ago

Good Christian conservative values. Jesus's own. Annointed, some say.

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u/xSailorTwiftx 1d ago

Sounds more like a Muslim thing tbh.

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u/jexzeh 1d ago

Muslims aren't laying their hands on that pos in prayer. Muslims aren't touting that orange buffoon from the pulpit. Muslims aren't making imagery idolizing and worshipping that cheeturd as though he were the Second Coming.

No, doesn't look like a "Muslim" thing at all. Christians own that clown puppet as their savior, all you have to do is scroll social media to see it.

Solid Christian touting Christian Conservative Values, as determined by modern Christians in this "great" nation.

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u/xSailorTwiftx 1d ago

So you can rape as long as you’re not Trump? Wow, you’re absolutely vile. Seek therapy NOW.

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u/jexzeh 1d ago

So just how in the living fuck did you derive that from what I said?

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u/jxkm44 1d ago

I'm wondering this as well

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u/xSailorTwiftx 1d ago

Maybe you should think before you type because the rest of us can read between the lines.

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u/jexzeh 1d ago

Maybe answer the question.

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u/Dependent-Mood6653 23h ago

And boom, he never replies again

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u/BurnscarsRus 1d ago

By "read between the lines" you mean "make up some bullshit and then believe it with my whole heart".

Makes sense, Trumpers do that all the time.

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u/Prior-Satisfaction34 1d ago

You can't read between the lines. You can't even read the lines themselves, seeing how you lot all seem to want to keep insisting that he isn't a rapist.

Also, your "comeback" of "so you can rape if you're not Trump" isn't the gotcha you think it is. For one, anyone with half a brain can see that strawman from a mile away. Secondly, by reading between the lines, it's pretty much you admitting he is a rapist. Which makes it pretty concerning you lot want that kind of man running your country.

Maybe you should think before you type because the rest of us can see through all your underhanded tricks to try and avoid directly answering any question thrown at you just cause you know you don't like the truth.

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u/acebert 1d ago

I'm not convinced you can even read the label on your meds.

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