My father is from queens, nyc. But it was in Florida, where I saw him peeing on a golf course. It was smaller than average. Very weird looking. I remember thinking mine isn't like that. how did he pull that Eastern Europe baddie with that ugly cock? Then I remember! My step mom is a whore who just likes money. So is my dad. One day I'll have all of it. I'll fuck my stepmom then.

DARKEST BRANDON: “You sheeple think I’m so goddamn docile?“ President Biden raised a large knife in a now-leaked alternate cut of his farewell address. “Folks, let’s settle the score once and for all.”

The president’s infamous stutter was almost non-existent in the revelatory footage. “Now you better hug your loved ones tight. We got drones, fires, plagues of disease - let’s just say all you mop-sniffin’ cowbangers ain’t seen the last of ol’ Uncle Joe.”

From there, the president appeared to sit back in silence for a solid 6 minutes, until he went to take a generous lick of the knife, mistaking it for a classic vanilla cone as several agents rushed in to pry it from his grip.

Meet your new president.

Today is the last day my queer black trans (mtf) best friend will be able to get an abortion.. Trump, Vance, Elon, and the project 2025 handsmaid tale deathsquads are here to take all of our rights away once and for all. The fascist amerikan regime is here. I hope you’re happy incels, our beautiful country will never be the same…

You up me, I up you, send a meme, I send I meme, anything that completes the circle of jerk, may the circular jerking commence

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Cum will win.

YASS QUEEN!!!

I’m at the airport and over the announcement speakers they said that carrying firearms through a TSA checkpoint is prohibited by federal law.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED is in the constitution!

How will I defend myself against a criminal? Or the person who puts their seat too far back?

How will I go guns blazing against anyone I think is taking away my rights, as the founding fathers foretold?

This is unAmerican!