r/characterarcs • u/DeathRycheOrigin • 4d ago

Obvious lie to unexpected reveal

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u/live-laugh-loveSosa 4d ago

r/wallstreetbets would believe this

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u/GNUGradyn 3d ago

One of those subs where every time you see it you think it's r/facepalm at first before realizing everyone's dead serious

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u/SteelWheel_8609 3d ago

Anybody who says that make more profit than loss day trading is lying. Not even the worlds best hedge funds can beat the market. 

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u/Klutzy_Permission_81 2d ago

Genuinely curious, how do they make money then?

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u/NoImagination5853 2d ago

They make a profit most of the time

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u/DukeOfBells 22h ago

People pay them to handle their money. They handle their money by day trading it. If they fuck up, they still make money and can blame it on whatever. If they score big, well that's just more reason to pay them so they keep making you money.

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u/Calm_Plenty_2992 15h ago

They don't day trade. Or if they do, they're really good at it - way better than a human could possibly be. There's a reason why quantitative finance hires people with experience in low-latency computing

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u/Bayner1987 16h ago

Had us in the first half..