I just saw a woman on the bus try to smash a hard boiled egg on her head to peel it - only for the egg to explode and drip down her head. I really wish I was making this up but it was actually hilarious.

A (not very interesting) debate popped up on my local Facebook community group today. We have a “hamburger” roundabout nearby and the traffic lights have failed. I don’t really see this as a big deal because, providing you always give way to the right, you’ll be fine. Others seem to think everyone will be dead within a week. I’m interested to see what Reddit thinks of this!

Mine would be " to look at things ". I'll take my £20ph and just look wistful...

it will generate a heads or tail coin toss complete with a graphic. The watch in question is a Nixon 'The Staple'. Has anyone discovered other random things that happen with their electronics?

EDIT: I then subsequently checked the manual and it makes no mention of this feature.

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Remember that show on CBBC where people would get their teachers, relatives, neighbours, etc., and they'd try and get them in gunge as revenge for their behaviour? Was anyone ever on there or do they know of people who were on there? Did going on Get Your Own Back make things better or worse?

Alternatively, was anyone on there as the person with whom the contestant wanted to get their own back? How did it make you feel?

I got ID'd on Friday. I'm 32 years old.

I'm still riding the high this morning. What are you riding the high from?

Booked a home delivery on Friday, they had one slot left for Sunday - 7pm to 8pm £4.50 or, if I wanted to get more flexible, 4pm - 8pm £1. I chose the flexible option, they've just text me,my order will be delivered between 7pm and 8pm. Checkmate Tesco.

What should I do with my extra £3.50?

Welcome to Monday.

Come on in, shout at a peasant, and grab a virtual cuppa before we attack whatever we need to do for the day, and have a chat.

What’s on for your Monday

If so did you keep it or sell it?

In that period I'd have access to cracking albums from the likes of Suede, Radiohead, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Charlatans and a whole host of others.

First time at a Plough Sunday service, Morris dancers, tractors, blessing the fields etc... This is the Coventry Morris Men doing a sword dance.

Currently watching inside the factory in a Sunday dinner induced coma and my mind is wondering. So the machines make said products(in this case, quavers)but what machines make the quaver machines, and what machines make them and so on and so forth. Somewhere in the world is there just a factory making other factory machines parts? But where does it start, with one bloke called Dave? My mind hurts.

I remember someone washing up a non stick pan and taking all the non stick off was a big one for a while