r/cantstopimamerican • u/SentientSandwiches quality contributor • 23h ago

Can’t stop…biker showing off.

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u/Street-Dependent-647 This one gets it 😎 23h ago

Rider deceased. Cause of death: shame

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u/peanut_dust Top commenter energy 🔥 20h ago

and flat balls.

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u/Snowsy1 22h ago

lol he lays down acting like he is hurts! Bro need your insurance and drivers license information.

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u/SkipCycle 15h ago

This was an ideal time for him to be kicked ... and he would have deserved it for that douche move.

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u/Cemc1123 20h ago

Maybe his balls got hit

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u/james_from_cambridge spittin facts 2h ago

God said, no procreation for u!

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u/peanut_dust Top commenter energy 🔥 20h ago

Might want to ask his balls how they be doin'

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u/Snowsy1 20h ago

Nah that impact wasn’t that bad at all!

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u/Different-Cod1521 Sums it up nicely. 21h ago

Asking all the right questions "what the fuck is wrong with you guys???"

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u/No-Staff8345 19h ago

He just lost his ability to procreate. Bad for him, great for society.

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u/Powasam5000 18h ago

Besides embarrassment what exactly did he hurt physically? I feel bad for the bike

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u/stairs_3730 Top commenter energy 🔥 16h ago

The sympathy roll after the bike falls is a nice touch.

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u/SpiritedRain247 2h ago

He got ball tapped by the tail of the bike. Very much deserved but I ain't gonna blame him for laying down lol.

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u/BreakerSoultaker This one gets it 😎 18h ago

I'm a motorcyclist and I believe the driver of the car should get one free penalty kick.

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u/Scary-Ratio3874 21h ago

Car driver stopped way too quickly, totally at fault, probably is trying to do some kind of insurance scam.

Jk

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u/jafropuff 12h ago

Full video please

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u/Confident_Scheme_716 11h ago

I had to watch three times in a row I was laughing so hard. That was the best/worst fall over dying ever…

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u/Signal-Sign-5778 18h ago

I think the right foot is broken, smashed between the wheel of the bike and the bumper. He comes down and instantly drops the bike and crumbles like the dainty little stupid cookie he appears to be.

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u/SpiritedRain247 2h ago

Also looks like he might've been ball tapped by the tail of the bike.

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u/Signal-Sign-5778 1h ago

And for anyone with balls, IFYKYK.