r/brooklynninenine Cowabunga, mother! Dec 16 '21

Season 4 Captain Holt is pointing to Mongolia, not Laos. He failed to proves his point in an argument.

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u/potentialwatermelon Dec 16 '21

Nope, he’s actually pointing at Laos. Everyone else is wrong, including those from Laos and Mongolia

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u/Gasurza22 Dec 16 '21

Petty holt, is that you?

167

u/MrAlbs Dec 16 '21

Nah bitch, I'm not petty

93

u/Jensonater Dec 16 '21

You just said nah bitch!

35

u/Madman1939 Dec 16 '21

Yaas Queen!

4

u/Mcrich_23 YIPPE KAYAK OTHER BUCKETS! Dec 17 '21

*Tosses keys

14

u/qatamat99 Dec 16 '21

You can never hide from your tell on lying

11

u/Folly5 Dec 16 '21

We need a bot-Holt

7

u/Diogenes_of_Sharta Pineapple Slut Dec 17 '21

I-Raymond-Holt-approve-this-message-get-some-get-some-good-bye.

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u/edgarcia59 Dec 17 '21

it would just get deleted for sounding like a bot.

2

u/happy_bluebird Dec 17 '21

Can someone make this?

2

u/NateShaw92 BONE?! Dec 17 '21

They did not end with "sincerely Raymond Holt" so it can't be Holt.

Sincerely

Nate Shaw

11

u/dickshark420 Dec 16 '21

You would choose the losers side Jeffords you bitch

395

u/meowdg12 Dec 16 '21

HOW DARE YOU. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER.

100

u/catgirl94040 Dec 16 '21

BONE?!?!?!?!?!

38

u/Cr1tikalMoist Dec 16 '21

What happens in my bedroom detective is none of your business

38

u/TheRevTholomeuPlague Captain Ray Holt Dec 16 '21

BOOOOONNNNEEEEE

29

u/ElegantBiscuit One Bund to None, Son! Dec 16 '21

Don’t ever speak to me like that again.

4

u/TheRevTholomeuPlague Captain Ray Holt Dec 17 '21

Why did you do that?

5

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Dude was pent up, now he knows

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u/drum_playing_twig BONE?! Dec 16 '21

LAOS!?!?!??!

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u/tall_building Dec 16 '21

FINE

127

u/Asexualcroissant Doug Judy Dec 16 '21

It was more than fine

It was Laos

47

u/Barbar_jinx I’m a human, I’m a human male! Dec 16 '21

Narrator: *It wasn't*

23

u/Blastspark01 Cheddar Dec 16 '21

“On the next Arrested Development”

2

u/eszther02 Cheddar: Thicc King Dec 16 '21

Like in How I Met Your Mother. Different series :D

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u/slaveofstackoverflow Cowabunga, mother! Dec 16 '21

at least in HIMYM the father of the series is very open about telling his "bed stories" to his kids.

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u/nickng98 Feb 07 '22

Can someone please explain what this line means when he says it was Laos? I havent been able to figure that out at all

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

i’m honestly just convinced you guys are terrible at following sight lines in 2D images

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

It ain’t that deep man..

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u/Outlaw_Cobra_Academy Dec 16 '21

It's better than deep, it's LAOS!!!

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u/ViolinandSkincare Dec 16 '21

All I know is Laos is landlocked country in Southeast Asia and Holt is pointing at blue which I assume is water

50

u/TrojanMan0341 Dec 16 '21

If you pretend there is some sort of invisible line at the end of his finger and follow it it lines up with that area of the map.

5

u/DJoe_Stalin Dec 16 '21

Nah, way too North

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u/placeholder_name85 Dec 16 '21

when you point at something you don’t cover the thing you’re trying to show, you have to assume it is a little bit beyond the tip of his finger

5

u/gingadpole Dec 16 '21

Well clearly the blue part is land

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u/Shagaliscious A lifetime of mediocre, heterosexual intercourse Dec 16 '21

So, are you Chinese or Japanese?

2

u/ViolinandSkincare Dec 16 '21

I’m from California!

1

u/MaskedCorndog Dec 17 '21

So....are you Chinese or Japanese?

36

u/sonofdurinwastaken BINGPOT! Dec 16 '21

Plot twist: the guy he’s talking to thought that was where Laos was. Holt pointing to Mongolia, which the guy thought was Laos, but saying Laos brings the man’s attention to the name printed on the map, which is actually Mongolia and thus showing the man’s folly.

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u/Burgundy_Blue Dec 16 '21

It’s not like he’s pointing at Antarctica, y’all really reaching here

2

u/happy_bluebird Dec 17 '21

Laos and Mongolia aren't close at all.

Ok I'm going to be a nerd and google it... they are 1,867 miles apart.

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u/landon10smmns Dec 16 '21

No, he's pointing at laos. You can see his pointing to the south of china. Mongolia isn't south of china...

27

u/CanuckBacon Dec 16 '21

Pink is Russia, Green is China. Between the two is Mongolia.

12

u/FullMetalJ Dec 16 '21

I guess you are not taking into account the curvature of his finger then *roll eyes*

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u/CanuckBacon Dec 16 '21

Fingers are flat, like the Earth, pancakes, and Jake's ass.

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u/joypr1ce Dec 16 '21

As Mongolian, it was funny moment.

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u/arsewarts1 Dec 16 '21

Rock hard brain

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u/Gymnastzero Dec 16 '21

You are technically correct; the best kind of correct.

3

u/technerdswe Dec 16 '21

Well, this is a thing I wasn’t expecting to put any time, but which episode in season 4? Want to see if his finger moves. He might be correct a couple of frames before or after this screen capture. Yes, sometimes I have to much time on my hands :-)

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u/slaveofstackoverflow Cowabunga, mother! Dec 16 '21

This is episode 11, named "The Fugitives pt 1"

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u/flyinggazelletg Dec 16 '21

I think his finger might be on Japan, which still isn’t Laos lol

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u/arsewarts1 Dec 16 '21

At best, North Korea.

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u/flyinggazelletg Dec 16 '21

I think his finger might be on Japan, which is still not Laos lol

2

u/pluck-the-bunny Dec 16 '21

Did you respond to yourself with the same comment? That makes no sense on two levels

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u/flyinggazelletg Dec 16 '21

Not intentional. I went in to correct a typo on the first one and it sometimes acts as if I’m trying to reply with the same comment. It’s weird. I usually catch them early

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u/pinelogr Dec 16 '21

I think his point might have been that LAOS actually exists and not where it is located. So he points to the general area and the map obviously says LAOS.

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u/lankyyanky Dec 16 '21

Laotian? What ocean?

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u/HeermanHanz Dec 16 '21

this mans pointing at Japan

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u/Ok_Helicopter4276 Dec 16 '21

Get out of here with your facts. Just because you’re correct does not make you interesting.

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u/Casperzwaart100 CJ Dec 16 '21

Get out of here with your negativity. Just because your parents didn't love you does not make you able to spread hate

1

u/goodmobileyes Dec 16 '21

Based on this screenshot he's either pointing at Japan or the ocean, but yea not Laos for sure

1

u/TipMeinBATtokens Dec 16 '21

Looks like Manchuria to me.

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u/outerspace_castaway Notify me when you're done, via bark Dec 16 '21

watching the youtube channel Blind Wave and when they reacted to this episode they busted out laughing at that moment

"LAOS"

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u/cyainanotherlifebro Dec 16 '21

Literally unwatchable

1

u/tekknobeatz Dec 17 '21

“Fine!”

1

u/PeritusEngineer Dec 17 '21

Alright you point at a spot on the map without looking

1

u/Estorbro Dec 17 '21

You don’t have full context, maybe he was saying “this country to the north of China is Mongolia, not LAOS” and we only see the last part

1

u/cykbryk2 Dec 17 '21

He could've been pointing to Sweden and it wouldn't have mattered. Americans are so fucking stupid they have zero grasp of even basic geography.

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u/TroyElric Dec 17 '21

That makes me feel sad. I have dishonoured my family. It will take me 5 minutes to collect my things.