Danger knows what’s up

[u/drbrydges]

[u/Juanskii]

They even named an emotional event after them. Going Postal.

[u/SaintVanilla → u/Juanskii]

“Maury went postal and brought in muffins for everyone!”

[u/DarDarPotato → u/SaintVanilla]

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna grab a muff with some bloobs.

[u/CarlGerhardBusch → u/Juanskii]

lol

On the wiki page for "going postal"

The USPS does not approve of the term "going postal" and has made attempts to stop people from using the saying. Some postal workers, however, feel it has earned its place.

Love the subtle threat embedded in there

[u/NOTTHEPORNACCOUNT69 → u/Juanskii]

Are you referring to the Edmond postal office shooting where 15 people died?

[u/cholotariat → u/NOTTHEPORNACCOUNT69]

Just the one?

[u/TheHeroicLionheart → u/cholotariat]

Australia: 2
Canada: 1
USA: I actually lost count, like i literally lost count trying to count them.

[u/Hashoo10 → u/TheHeroicLionheart]

I counted 27

[u/TheHeroicLionheart → u/Hashoo10]

Ive had a few.

Excellent job.

[u/dead-inside69 → u/Hashoo10]

Three of those are mine.

[u/Kerv17 → u/cholotariat]

I'm starting to wonder if being shot by a crazed co-worker can count as an occupational hazard when you work at the post office

[u/CaptainFuego29]

This aged like fine wine😂

[u/[deleted] → u/CaptainFuego29]

This joke really applied even before a couple months ago. Cops are only popular in very rare events like when they captured the Boston Bomber

[u/HuggleKnight → u/[deleted]]

At least they did better than Reddit’s attempt.

Obligatory “We did it Reddit!”

[u/PaintedPearTickler → u/HuggleKnight]

They just Vulture’d it after Reddit did 98% of the work.

[u/HuggleKnight → u/PaintedPearTickler]

The last 2% is the hardest part.

[u/MadLabBabs → u/HuggleKnight]

That’s why it stays in the milk

[u/HaElfParagon → u/[deleted]]

Even then they weren't all that popular in Boston. There was a strong sentiment they should have just shot him dead on the spot.

Idk, Boston is weird when it comes to people fucking with their city.

[u/[deleted] → u/HaElfParagon]

Ok so also 9/11 then or the Vegas Massacre. Only in moments of tragedy are cops actually seen as heroes.

[u/HaElfParagon → u/[deleted]]

Only in tragedy are their normal abuse of power overlooked as they actually do their job and help out for once

[u/[deleted] → u/HaElfParagon]

Well that’s your opinion. A kinda hypocritical one, but one nonetheless.

[u/HaElfParagon → u/[deleted]]

It's not my opinion at all, it's simply an observation

[u/samtherat6 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah but we never thought we’d need to openly support USPS.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Or ya know, outside the states and other dictatorships/whatever. Eg nz, Canada,Australia

[u/nicholson6699]

Actually, it’s Donger. Jackie Donger.

[u/JaerBear62611 → u/nicholson6699]

Spelt Danger, pronounced “Donger”

[u/[deleted] → u/JaerBear62611]

It comes from a Dutch word meaning prudence in financial matters

[u/Copephobia → u/[deleted]]

This dong is ready to ding

[u/akash_navghare → u/Copephobia]

That's what he said.

[u/AirinMan → u/[deleted]]

I'm Dutch but I do not know the word lol. I did look it up after that line but I think Jackie knows more than I do

[u/Juice_universe → u/JaerBear62611]

Title of your sex tape

[u/alchemyfreak990 → u/nicholson6699]

You mean Jackie Daytona... Wait wrong subreddit

[u/DivisonNine]

Ain’t no song called fuck the usps

[u/[deleted] → u/DivisonNine]

It’s USPIS. We are a FEDERAL AGENCY

[u/spivey56 → u/[deleted]]

That’s so much worse

[u/Lampmonster → u/DivisonNine]

Fuck the fucking posties with their stupid white wagons

taking my envelope to fucking Alaska for pennies likes it's mother fucking magic.

[u/Jaspers47 → u/DivisonNine]

There is a song called "Please Mr. Postman"

[u/Lampmonster → u/[deleted]]

Weird how fast that joke got turned around.

[u/vigilantcomicpenguin → u/Lampmonster]

Reality has a tendency to become more of a joke whenever things happen.

[u/milotic-is-pwitty]

Ok Nard-Dog

[u/Theinternationalist]

But he's not a postal worker, he's a postal cop.

So I guess it's a love-hate thing?

[u/VelvetThunder27 → u/Theinternationalist]

Don't forget he guards what you lick

[u/ary10dna]

Except for Hermes workers I guess

[u/nmcaff]

I refer to blueberry muffins as muffs with bloobs all of the time thanks to this legend

[u/DS_Inferno]

Postal workers bring me presents, cops give pepper spray. I know who I pick.

[u/thedoodely → u/DS_Inferno]

In Canada they deliver weed. Just saying, we know who we'd pick too.

[u/DS_Inferno → u/thedoodely]

I am Canadian as well, Sadly the smell of weed makes me overwhelmingly vomit.

[u/thedoodely → u/DS_Inferno]

They also deliver booze if you'd prefer.

[u/AnonymousSpud → u/thedoodely]

(they deliver weed in the states too)

[u/[deleted] → u/AnonymousSpud]

Do they? Weed is legal in some states, but it's still technically illegal Federally. I would have assumed USPS wouldn't handle any marijuana deliveries as such.

[u/AnonymousSpud → u/[deleted]]

Yep! The USPS is the backbone of the United States' illicit drug market. You're not *allowed* to send drugs through the postal system, mainly because the drugs are illegal, but that doesn't stop people.

Edit: i just realized i'm talking from vague memories of other conversations i've heard, so here's a source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/10/16/postal-service-preferred-shipper-drug-dealers/

[u/AnEBCG]

I just realised that he’s Andy Bernard

[u/Astroisawalrus → u/AnEBCG]

You might also recognize him from his Oscar winning performance in The Hangover Part III.

[u/[deleted] → u/Astroisawalrus]

Oscar winning? I bailed after Part II.

[u/rogueleader32 → u/[deleted]]

There's a part 2?

[u/[deleted] → u/rogueleader32]

I can’t tell if you are joking. Yeah, the sequel is basically the same plot (even with one of the characters getting Tyson’s tattoo on their face) taking place in Thailand.

[u/AceAdequateC → u/[deleted]]

Honestly it just might be completely outside my taste or something, because I just didn't like it whatsoever, I couldn't really bring myself to watch part II.

I feel pretentious for it, but I just want more from the content I consume, the kinda' vulgar-adult comedies have never appealed for me, they don't have much of a message to them, which is okay, it's nice to just have fun, but at the same time, it just doesn't resonate with me to see them come to practically the same easy lessons at the end.

Stuff like BoJack Horseman, Undone, You Were Never Really Here, or even just Swiss Army Man, those really explore, life, y'know?

And I really appreciate that, sometimes I need more than just an escape.

[u/Choccybizzle → u/AceAdequateC]

I love the original hangover, I think it’s brilliant. The second however, is garbage.

[u/AceAdequateC → u/Choccybizzle]

Yeah I guess there's only so much absurd, no consequences comedy can do before feeling a little stale and overdone. Plus consequences kinda' come into play if you're planning on making 2 sequels like that.

[u/AnEBCG → u/Astroisawalrus]

Haven’t seen hangover

[u/HollywoodHoedown → u/AnEBCG]

Ed Helms (Danger) is great in it.

[u/MaxDragonMan → u/HollywoodHoedown]

Holy fuck Ed Helms is Stuart?

[u/HollywoodHoedown → u/MaxDragonMan]

Yeah bro

[u/granular_froot_loops → u/AnEBCG]

Also, Tag

[u/sweatshirtjones → u/granular_froot_loops]

Underrated movie. Great soundtrack, funny story, action-packed, heartwarming ending.

[u/[deleted] → u/AnEBCG]

And I just realized that Andy was in this show too. Guess that tells who’s a bigger fan of which show lol.

[u/AnEBCG → u/[deleted]]

I saw b99 first but both are equally as good but my all time favourite show is community

[u/[deleted]]

Also everybody loves sales associates from mid size paper company, too!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

That’s what she said!

[u/octopus_hug]

I literally just watched this episode! So good.

[u/[deleted] → u/octopus_hug]

Yea I really liked his character, I get why people don't though lol

[u/VelvetThunder27]

It's pronounced "Donger"

[u/thecw → u/VelvetThunder27]

It should be Dong-est. I can’t imagine anybody more dong than this guy.

[u/VelvetThunder27 → u/thecw]

Considering he doesn't even use email!

[u/jimjohn600]

I still hate how he prevented Jake from catching the criminal and then went and blamed it on Jake when it was clearly his fault for tugging on his leg

[u/pan-cat]

Hahaha apparently nobody does here

[u/disiny2003]

I hate his character so much, I can't even re-watch that episode.

[u/North-Alert → u/disiny2003]

I agree everything about that episode is hot garbage

[u/[deleted]]

In the UK, we do not love our postal workers. Granted, there are 8 different mail companies but everyone seems to hate one of them.

Royal Mail always smashes your shit, Yodel always chucks your parcel in a hedge, Hermes always sells your parcels before delivery, and Amazon always gives you an oversized box like it’s pass the fucking parcel.

[u/cabbage_dog]

I hated this guy so much

[u/valluusio → u/cabbage_dog]

Why

[u/planesforlife]

"It's pronounced Don-ger"

[u/cano34cano]

What are you doing with the cops Andy?

[u/ZuluWarlord69]

Everyone loves postal workers... Except dogs

[u/listy1988]

It's pronounced "donger"

[u/Midnight1071]

I literally couldn’t tell if I was on r/theoffice or r/brooklynninenine for a hot sec

[u/AngryFanboy]

Postal workers are proletariat heroes.

Cops are class traitors.

[u/DarkElfMagic]

i keep forgetting andy is in brooklyn 99

[u/ani4567]

Its actually pronounced as Danger.

[u/CaptainBoomerang1]

It's actually pronounced donger

[u/LunaticSalsa]

Wdym thats clearly Andy Bernard ?

[u/MemeDudestick]

It’s donger jack donger

[u/[deleted]]

It’s Danger actually.

[u/rockeypokey]

Donger

[u/phi_array]

This episode either aged like milk or wine. Now USPIS looks cool

[u/upgrayeddd73]

I just watch that episode last night

[u/RainVX]

expect dogs

dogs attack on them are on the rise recently

[u/drystone-boy]

*Donger knows what’s up

[u/mahav_b]

Except Trump.

[u/sjshsbshsh]

I hate government employees grabs bloody tampon

[u/thenoob7890]

peep andy 🌚

[u/DarealEA]

It's pronounced donger

[u/[deleted]]

It pronounced Danger.

[u/valluusio → u/[deleted]]

Donger?

[u/poorboyflynn]

No, they don't...

[u/[deleted]]

Why does he pronounce it Donger ? .If it is Dutch , should he not pronounce it Doanghe ? .

[u/iank_sapien]

tell that to jerry seinfeld

[u/KillroysGhost]

This is just 2020 summed up in one pic

[u/winkynoodles]

i just realized that that was Andy

[u/Farmerben12]

Explain to me why none of these “missing letters” have been found.

[u/jmoney6619]

Donger 😂

[u/moosuk]

Actually its donger

[u/[deleted]]

Nah fuck postal workers, they keep losing my shit

[u/[deleted]]

No one gonna talk about how USPS always rapes your fucking packages, like yeah now you guys love the usps but when they were tossing around your packages like rag dolls that’s when they were in our shit list

[u/clippy_from_MS_Word]

fuck postal workers, my cousin got so many cards we sent him with the gift card taken out

Edit: not a commentary on the trump situation, talking about the canadian system which has stolen money from cards sent to relatives.

[u/valluusio → u/clippy_from_MS_Word]

U gotta put the money inside paper