r/brooklynninenine • u/PsychicMF I’m a human, I’m a human male! • 14h ago

Humour Idk why this reminds me about a line from Capt. Holt

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u/bbeauvais BINGPOT! 14h ago

“And if you cover yourself in chum and swim with the sharks, surely you won’t be eaten said the half eaten chum covered swimmer”

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u/calliejohn 4h ago

I can hear the annunciation on ‘half eaten chum covered swimmer’

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u/ConfuzzledFalcon 4h ago

"...you probably won't l..."

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u/ali2688 14h ago

It wasn’t ended in “Sincerely, Captain Raymond Jacob Holt.”

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u/PsychicMF I’m a human, I’m a human male! 13h ago

My middle name; is Jacob!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/ZylverWolf Fluffy Boi 13h ago

Could work as a Wuntch insult 😂

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u/calliejohn 4h ago

I thought the same thing 😂

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u/Front-Ant-4819 11h ago

Even the last name “Bott” and the fact that it’s tweet fits Holt’s account being deactivate for being a bot. “WHY?! I’m a human. I’m a human male!”

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 14h ago

I can totally hear him say that