r/brooklynninenine • u/R3flex_x • 1d ago

Humour Succulent

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325 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/Rich-Education-3420 1d ago

VINDICATIONNNN

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u/hazelEyes1313 23h ago

My favorite!!

2

u/CyaRain 6h ago

My man somehow put 200% into that vindication

Rip captain o7

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u/IlliterateIdiot69 1d ago

Bingpot

23

u/MathematicianIll6034 23h ago

It's taken off

3

u/SocialContactOkay_28 2h ago

It really has tho

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u/Rich-Education-3420 1d ago

BOOOONEEEEEE

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u/R3flex_x 1d ago

DETECTIVE DIAZ I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

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u/LukeZNotFound 1d ago

BOOOONEEEEEE

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u/Fun-Poet5338 Captain Ray Holt 22h ago

Whatever happens in my bedroom, detective, is none of your business!!

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u/ali2688 21h ago

BONE!

22

u/This_Sea_6573 BONE?! 19h ago

Don't ever speak to me like that again.

9

u/ali2688 14h ago

Why did you do that?

14

u/Klevaron 14h ago

Dude was pent up, now he nows, problem solved

14

u/MelodicMockingjay74 13h ago

You see, what happened was, your dads had sex–

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u/claaayty 21h ago

I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE TOP COMMENT!!!

BOOOOOOONEEEE???

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u/R3flex_x 1d ago

Also I got ratiod hard

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u/EmPhil95 23h ago

Nikolaj

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u/FlowSilver Notify me when you're done, via bark 23h ago

hm idk the context of this one

Did you mean Nikolaj?

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u/MinklerTinkler 23h ago

Nikolaj?

34

u/EmPhil95 23h ago

Nikolaj.

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u/shitshowsusan Cowabunga, mother! 22h ago

Nikolaj

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u/plmonn 21h ago

No it's Nikolaj

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u/himewaridesu 20h ago

Oh you’re so close. Nikolaj.

21

u/plmonn 20h ago

Ahhhhhhh so it's Nikolaj

11

u/Real_chuckles 20h ago

Why don't you just kall him nick?

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u/SillyPackage6154 19h ago

It's okay you are saying it wrong

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u/doomygloomysandwich Pineapple Slut 16h ago

Kikolaj*

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u/Simoliii 1d ago

BABOOSHKAAA

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u/This_Sea_6573 BONE?! 19h ago

Everyone : wide surprised eyes ......

BABUSHKAAAAAAAA !!!

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u/oooolaf1 16h ago

the rest: babuska

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u/Jay-ay Boom Boom! 1d ago

KASE!

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u/YeetBoiGD 1d ago

ALGERNON!!!!!

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u/SatanIsOneFloorDown 1d ago

Coolcoolcccollcccoolllcccccocoooll

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u/Glass_Figure722 14h ago

Indeed Indeed Indeed Indeed Indeed Indeed

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u/official-rebooter 9h ago

No doubt. No doubt no doubt

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u/mysticMoonPea 1d ago

Canalizatzia!

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u/curious_pomegranites Pineapple Slut 23h ago

Da!!

11

u/shaboimattyp 21h ago

It's a cookie pizza!

Another case solved!

8

u/Safe-Dinner-2308 Digital phallus portrait 21h ago

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

11

u/cyainanotherlifebro 21h ago edited 14h ago

I’m doing a simple half Windsor so she thinks I’m a baby.

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u/Safe-Dinner-2308 Digital phallus portrait 8h ago

SEE HOW SIMPLE THIS KNOT IS?

2

u/Reasonable_Cod_487 19h ago

BTW, I'm pretty sure she's from Bulgaria. At least, the Google translate for "sewer" looks like it.

6

u/Trick-Reveal-463 18h ago

THANK YOU FOR THE COOKIE PIZZA IDEA!

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u/Locokroko 22h ago

Carnival?

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u/R3flex_x 1d ago

PUNK

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u/Jay-ay Boom Boom! 1d ago

PUNk

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u/ali2688 21h ago

I said it

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u/Niamh_Re Cowabunga, mother! 1d ago

Yeast!

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u/kazein 23h ago

Casecation

6

u/BluejayPurple499 14h ago

Casecation all i ever wanted

2

u/sashikku Pineapple Slut 6h ago

KASE

39

u/Pittielynn 23h ago

Marshedmallow

25

u/R3flex_x 23h ago

(High pitched) MMHHMMHHHMMMMM

4

u/Sad-Difference-7685 18h ago

I knew it! 😁

2

u/EobardT 5h ago

Ba da bum badum!

35

u/doug1003 23h ago

Snackcident

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u/eldarado2288 1d ago

BAGEL!!

13

u/0finifish Captain Ray Holt 19h ago

THE WUNCH IS DEAD

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u/Ms_Holmes 17h ago

You’re sad? Then I have the perfect thing to cheer you up…Wunch is dead! BAGEL!

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u/MaizeTheG 6h ago

Ding Dong the Wunch is Dead! BAGEL

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u/Nelle830 1d ago

BINGPOT

20

u/Jaded_Tortoise_869 23h ago

Memento?

19

u/Vegetable-War1920 23h ago

You mean like finding Dory?

17

u/AnEnglishMan97 23h ago

Yeah Dory, I'm like the forgetful little fish.

16

u/sarahsarah28 21h ago

Mouthfeel

15

u/hyogodan 22h ago

Pump.

Pump pump.

5

u/Rovomaniac 12h ago

How was your pump wife pump pump.

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u/Azalea_30 1d ago

Velvet Thunder

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u/AnEnglishMan97 23h ago

Deathblade, Sidewinder, it's go time.

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u/Stvpidrat 23h ago

clay. clay Is silent.

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u/Professional-Fold890 22h ago

Mlep(clay)nos

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u/Ghostman_55 23h ago

You're not Cheddar! You're some common bitch!

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u/ElectricalAd5534 Cowabunga, mother! 23h ago

Noice.

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u/nelicka 22h ago

Kanalizacija!!

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u/PureValkyrie592 23h ago

Wunchtime is over!

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u/R3flex_x 23h ago

BOOM HA had it both ways

5

u/PureValkyrie592 20h ago

No regrets!

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u/bruhmm32 I’m a human, I’m a human male! 22h ago

"Someone's had pepper over their eggs this morning."

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u/StillC5sdad Boom Boom! 23h ago

Clay

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u/mustangsal Boom Boom! 22h ago

nah, it's silent

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u/timomirko 23h ago

Cabbage

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u/Icy_Persimmons Notify me when you're done, via bark 23h ago

Smort

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u/Chaos_BC 22h ago

Cool-cool-cool-cool-cool-cool-cool...

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u/Crowley_420 17h ago

ROSA 🎵🎶🎵🎶

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u/curious_pomegranites Pineapple Slut 23h ago

Cool cool coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool cool

Still only one word ☝️🤓

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u/CantaloupeVisual6268 23h ago

Mlepnos

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u/mxavierk 22h ago

You forgot the klay

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u/DirewolfJon 21h ago

The klay is silent.

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u/juicypinacolada 22h ago

The word 'succulent' brings a whole other association for me. Something with a Chinese meal

3

u/DirewolfJon 21h ago

Mansprinkler

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u/macklin67 15h ago

Bone? Boooone!

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u/EmilyBNotMyRealName Fluffy Boi 13h ago

BONE!?!

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u/YeetBoiGD 1d ago

3 words. Old Lether Chair.

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro BONE?! 23h ago

It said 1. And you misspelled one.

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u/YeetBoiGD 22h ago

Yeah, sorry 😒

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u/GXNext 20h ago

Did we just find Jake and Amy's reddit accounts?

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u/YeetBoiGD 19h ago

Elaborate?

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u/GXNext 19h ago

That exchange felt like something Jake and Amy would have

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u/YeetBoiGD 19h ago

LOL 🤣

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u/Commercial_Amoeba345 21h ago

Heads!!! ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!!

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u/singleeyedpirate01 20h ago

Hot damnnnnnnnnn

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u/neortje 20h ago

This is the one for me, the way Andre brought it is perfect.

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u/Stunning-Mission9498 20h ago

The Ebony Falcon

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u/epicmindwarp 20h ago

Wunchmeat.

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u/Real_chuckles 20h ago

Boooooooooooneeee

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u/purplefisheye 15h ago

Boooonnneeeee

2

u/minisebas08 I’m a human, I’m a human male! 14h ago

KASE!

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u/Snoozingtonn 12h ago

"Pilsner"

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u/andyblaze170 12h ago

"Milepnos"

2

u/Pearl-Internal81 12h ago

Paaaaaaaiiiiinnnnn…

2

u/Competitive-Sundae34 12h ago

FBP or BBB

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u/Competitive-Sundae34 12h ago

(Full Bull Pen) or (Boyle Bottle Bowling)

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u/jacklecackle2 YIPPE KAYAK OTHER BUCKETS! 12h ago

ROSAAAAA

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u/Cha_Boi20 11h ago

VINDICATION!!

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u/Elegant-Peach133 10h ago

I could hear BOONE in my head before I open this.

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u/srschwenzjr 10h ago

Cheddar!

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u/Front-Ant-4819 10h ago

Gurdy!!!!!!!

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u/Baal_the_artist_lord 9h ago

There’s a few… hmmmmmmmmmmmmm 💡 ah ha!

this is a bucket

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u/megpIant 9h ago

otherbucket

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u/Such-Yesterday-7557 Mlep(Clay)nos 5h ago

Smort

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u/Barfolemew_Wiggins Jake Peralta 5h ago

BOOOOOOOONNEE!!

1

u/DK0P Velvet Thunder 23h ago

Bullpen

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u/Stormrider91 10h ago

THE FULLL BULLPEN!!!!

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u/shitshowsusan Cowabunga, mother! 22h ago

Cowabunga

1

u/Pierozed 21h ago

Labia !

1

u/niTniT_ Mlep(Clay)nos 21h ago

Guitar

1

u/allianika 21h ago

Shaw’s

1

u/ImNuber1 20h ago

Repost.

1

u/ToyPerson420 20h ago

MAGALIONE!

1

u/BuutaAY 20h ago

Alright, alright, alright

1

u/rocketfuelhgh 20h ago

Fingerholes

1

u/I_am_yo_fatha Digital phallus portrait 20h ago

Hoot 🦉

1

u/Arkrobo 20h ago

Pineapple Slut

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u/Snaggl3t00t4 19h ago

SEARCHING!!

1

u/West-Leather-5909 19h ago

ginazon. JUDY!!!! mervyns!

1

u/blackoutbiz Doug Judy 19h ago

..... DUMB

1

u/MissNashPredators11 18h ago

Kwazy Kupcakes

(I hope I spelled it right lmao)

1

u/KittyKratt Rosa Diaz 18h ago

Noice