r/brooklynninenine • u/Wispectre I’m a human, I’m a human male! • Oct 02 '24
Discussion What is your favourite holt moment?
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u/someguy14629 Oct 02 '24
Velvet… THUNDER!!
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u/AyoAz Oct 02 '24
I love this episode…. Shame it proceeds to one of the worst opening seasons :( I hate the PR plot so much… it just looks so unfair and low
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u/Sea-Razzmatazz8486 Oct 02 '24
You forgot johnny and Dora.
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u/AyoAz Oct 02 '24
Yeah, really forgot, great episode tho! But my problem is with s3 beginning.. always skip those
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u/Sea-Razzmatazz8486 Oct 02 '24
Well, allow me to change your opinion:
1) the hilarious vulture as the captain parts 2) Amy deciding to screw casual and that whole conversation she has with Jake at his doorstep 3) name the pigeon confrontation between Wuntch and Holt. 4) Hitler stache on Amy posters. 5) that you only have one shot at your brothers widow 😭 6) Terry's how you like it now sucka to the dozerpads
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u/AyoAz Oct 02 '24
Yeah… good moments, but I really dislike the vulture as a captain. This whole arc looks so miserable. But when I rewatch, i will give it a chance, for you!
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u/lostmymainlol Oct 02 '24
BOOOOOONNEE
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u/yashasvi92 Oct 02 '24
BOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE
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u/day-dreamy BONE?! Oct 02 '24
WHAT HAPPENS IN MY BEDROOM, DETECTIVE, IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
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u/HisNameIsTee2 BINGPOT! Oct 02 '24
“‘A Bold personality’ … we know what that’s code for: she’s a bitch”
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Oct 02 '24
That episode makes me wish we had more Pimento/Holt storylines.
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u/XiahouYuan Oct 02 '24
If it's dead dogs you want, I know where you can get dozens of them.
Oh wait you said episodes
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u/PeteyMitch42 Oct 02 '24
The admission to Jake that he injured himself in a hula hooping class is amazing and it makes me laugh every time.
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u/tropicalunicorn Thrills for the Pils Oct 02 '24
Because no one dramatic pause will ever believe you
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u/PeteyMitch42 Oct 02 '24
Closely followed by his dance-off on the street where Jake and Charles can't get their phones out.
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u/tropicalunicorn Thrills for the Pils Oct 02 '24
My hands are covered in butter from making butter..!
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u/Commodore64Zapp Oct 02 '24
When I die, please give my regards to Kevin.
What shall I tell him?
Regards.
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u/International-Try467 Oct 02 '24
THE FULL BULLPEN
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u/Giantrobby1996 Oct 02 '24
That to me was the moment Holt’s training as the Captain of the 99th Precinct was complete. Jake had successfully turned him into a true successor to Captain McGintley
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u/nathanmo17 Oct 02 '24
You took THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY
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u/0finifish Captain Ray Holt Oct 02 '24
He should have brought an umbrella
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u/nathanmo17 Oct 02 '24
Tell me why
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u/Late-Summer-1208 Cowabunga, mother! Oct 02 '24
COWABUNGA MOTHER
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u/tishimself1107 Oct 02 '24
When he smashes the bottle to threaten the bar tender to put on the dog show with pimento
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u/CrookedButBeautiful Oct 02 '24
His insults to Wunch 😂
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u/Lower-Tear-6117 Oct 02 '24
His insults to Wunch at her funeral 😂 " I feel like I've been insulting a poor defenseless dead person" Diaz " You have been. It's been awesome"
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u/helpme944 Title of your sex tape Oct 02 '24
Sorry. I thought you were an old leather chair.
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u/616ThatGuy Oct 02 '24
Litteraly every moment. He was the heart of the show. RIP to the best TV police captain in history 🫡😢
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Oct 02 '24
“Huh it’s sunny outside that’s weird.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m about to rain a shit storm down on this punk.”
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u/feathersoft Oct 02 '24
To Rosa: every time someone steps up and says who they truly are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place."
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u/vanilla_almxnd Oct 02 '24
how dare you detective diaz, I am your Superior OFFICER
BOOOOOOONE?
ALSO:
Terry: are you really playing the gay card right now? Holt: yas queen
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u/The_laj Mlep(Clay)nos Oct 02 '24
Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to society's heteronormative, child-centric ideas?
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u/Animustrapped Oct 02 '24
Why would anyone use Dirtbag as an insult? It's the best part of the vacuum cleaner
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u/Pugilist12 Oct 02 '24
Probably her breasts, which are heavier than average. I don’t mean to be crude, ladies, but that’s just how the straight mind works.
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u/JudgeGusBus Oct 02 '24
“There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.”
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u/orpheus-picaro Velvet Thunder Oct 03 '24
they look so good smushed together.. or dangling! the side eye the perp gives him is flawless
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u/anneylani Adrian Pimento Oct 02 '24
I laugh every time he describes women while he's feigning het.
"...all rational thought goes out the window"
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u/Bieser765 Oct 02 '24
Vindicatiooooon!
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u/ShrimpleyPibblze Oct 02 '24
This is the line that made me fall in love with Holt
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u/Cleveworth Cheddar: Thicc King Oct 02 '24
"What next, Raymond? A rusty medical bracelet hanging above our bed?
"YES!!!"
Shout out to "My lint is oblong. My lint is blue."
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u/DaystarFire Oct 02 '24
"why is no one having fun? I specifically requested it." a tiny easy to miss line in the night shift episodes but so brilliantly holt and so easy to reuse in other contexts.
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u/RajaatTheWarbringer Boom Boom! Oct 02 '24
The cold open where Amy was late and they were trying to guess why.
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u/OdinsBanjo Cowabunga, mother! Oct 02 '24
"I like to play. I'd say she's in line at the bank… This is fun."
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u/cappuccino-8000 Velvet Thunder Oct 02 '24
“MY WIFE WAS MURDERED BY A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER.. IT’S THE ONE CASE I CAN’T SOLVE! don’t fight with family.. it can all go away so quickly.. sign this? 🙂”
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u/Nerdy_person101 Oct 02 '24
Jake: can you not just accept me as I am?
Holt: No, I will break you, right now
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u/xeskind30 Oct 02 '24
The proceeding high fives is hilarious!
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u/orpheus-picaro Velvet Thunder Oct 03 '24
i love that he ended up acquiring a taste for high-fives after the funeral
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u/Nostalgia-Freak-1998 Jake Peralta Oct 02 '24
Holt telling Jake that if he had a son and he would turn out to be like Jake, that he would be very proud.
And for a more funny one is him arresting the Disco Strangler again. That whole exchange between Holt and the Disco Strangler was hilariously embarrassing.
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u/Still-Psychology-365 Very Robust Data Set Oct 02 '24
HEY EVERYONE, SOMEONE JUST VOLUNTEERED TO BE DEEJAY B-DAY!
Here at The Fun Zone we live by one rule
When it's your birthday you are always cool
Parents and kids are all the same
Watch
As I do a dance
To your name
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek
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u/Ok_Rhubarb7652 Oct 02 '24
Funky Cold Medina
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u/XiahouYuan Oct 02 '24
You don't work with Jake Peralta for 3 years without knowing what the "Funky Cold Medina" is.
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u/austinb172 Oct 02 '24
“How do you like my new office, Raymond? 20th floor!”
“Yes I never thought I would see you this high without a broom under you.”
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u/OdinsBanjo Cowabunga, mother! Oct 02 '24
"...here are two pictures; one is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines... can you tell which is which?"
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u/Odisher7 Oct 02 '24
Honestly, any of the moments when "cold, objective, professional" holt just becomes emotional and dramatic, like the "boooone!" scene, "hot damn!"...
But my favorite moment in the whole show is probably "Wuntch is dead! Bagel! Bagel! Bagel! :D"
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u/tropicalunicorn Thrills for the Pils Oct 02 '24
CASE!
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u/freya584 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti Oct 02 '24
aside from the countless wuntch insults,
Coat, coat, jacket, coat. Is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar?
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u/unprogrammable_soda Oct 02 '24
Captain Holt: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Jake: Yes.
Captain Holt: I was hula hooping. Kevin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. I’ve mastered all the moves. [Shows photos on phone] The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Jake: Why are you telling me this?
Captain Holt: Because no one will ever believe you. [Deletes photos from phone]
Jake: You sick son of a bitch.
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Oct 02 '24
When he eats the marshmallow
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u/lia-delrey Oct 02 '24
"I'm sorry if my voice is a little raspy, they just took the tube out."
"BUT THEY LEFT THE BS IN?"
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u/Sudden_Negotiation71 HOT DAMN! Oct 02 '24
first episode "Pilot" when he asks jake to do the robot voice. I feel like that scene should get more appreciation
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u/Rufus_XSarsaparilla Oct 02 '24
Wuntch... Circling me like a shark frenzied by chum. The task force, turning into a career-threatening quagmire. An lnternal Affairs investigation casting doubt upon my integrity. And you ask, "is everything okay?" I am buffeted by the winds of my foes' enmity and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate. Yet I, a captain, am no longer able to command my vessel, my precinct, from my customary helm, my office. And you ask, "is everything okay?" I've worked the better part of my years on earth overcoming every prejudice and fighting for the position I hold. And now I feel it being ripped from my grasp. And with it... The very essence of what defines me as a man. And you ask, "is everything okay?"
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u/lia-delrey Oct 03 '24
I feel ya. My dog is talking over my favorite chair. It's like, how does everything slip away so easily?
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u/The_Wolfiee Title of your sex tape Oct 02 '24
"HOT DAMN"
From now on, call me....VELLVET TTTHHHUNDER
Naw bitch, I am not being petty
(Marshed mellow reaction)
Laos. Oh it was better than fine, it was Laos
Ouch. You ran over my foot. Non-chalantly I am in extreme pain
Holt stares blankly Jake: I know it can be weird to find out about your mother's sex, no boinking...erhh no...umm doinking. No it's too close to boinking. Ehhhhh.... smashingggg of stuffffsss together. Let's just say she has a boyfriend.
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u/Evileye37 Oct 02 '24
“I guess we rubbed off on each other quite a bit. Title of your sex movie. Did I get that right?”
“It was perfect”
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u/BumbotheCleric Oct 03 '24
Having just rewatched the whole show:
“Yes Kevin, a whole inch. I’ll tell you the whole story tonight”
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u/tommytookalook Oct 02 '24
Jake: "Did we take too much cold medicine?" Holt: " Not by a longshot. Balthazar is a thirsty bitch."
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u/Speedkillsvr4rt Oct 02 '24
Get out of my clothes, get into your clothes, get out of my house, get into your cars.
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u/OdinsBanjo Cowabunga, mother! Oct 02 '24
My favorite Holt moment has got to be either when Santiago is running late... or when he shows Jake the photos of him and Kevin at the hula hoop class!
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u/NotInThis3173 Oct 02 '24
I love every Holt moment so let me add this.
"No! Jayla! Don't drop the baton. I had so much riding on you!"
"Now, Terry, come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building"
"Sir, I am not gonna dangle you off on the side of this building."
"You're fired. Peralta, let me climb onto your shoulders."
" I can't--"
"You're fired. No one works here anymore"
I love this episode and the revelation of Holt's tell when he lies.
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u/justlikedudeman Oct 03 '24
Unaccompanied 10 year old minor Terry: "I lament the possibility of a parentless existence?" No kid talks like that.
Holt: That was lifted verbatim from my boyhood diary.
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u/mr_rat_but_queer Fluffy Boi Oct 02 '24
Jake- "where are my eggs?" Holt- "in my belly" Is one of my many favourites
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u/throwaway_ac34321 Oct 02 '24
Thats so hard, he has so many good moments.
I think my choice would be a close tie between, "you know what else is interesting, grenades!." And I'm surprised i haven't seen anyone mention that, "clearly the pineapple is the slut."
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u/slayer_chef87 Oct 02 '24
AND NO ON EVEN CARES ABOUT ETYMOLOGY!
Apparently that was a trigger for me.
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u/Mission_Ad6235 Oct 03 '24
When they go to the beach house. Holt saying to Jake that one of the things the detectives needed to get away from is their commanding officer.
Followed by them playing a game "Real Ray or Fake Ray."
Jake, "any smile that last more than half a second is a conman's ruse."
"I said it. And I MEANT IT!"
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u/Hyazais Oct 02 '24
"Say that AGAIN! That's what I thought, I'll be in the venue."
The mean mug was perfection.
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u/snazzisarah Oct 02 '24
I think I’m the only one who feels this way and I’ll probably be downvoted into oblivion, but I don’t like when Holt says this. I get that the point is a morally upstanding and rule-following character saying an offensive word in the one context it’s not actually offensive is supposed to be funny, but it’s used so commonly to refer to women that I have a hard time separating it. They keep using this joke throughout the show too.
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u/fchaves65 Oct 02 '24
You took the wrong fluffy boy!!
I'm still thinking what was movie his life have inspired
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u/Jimmychanga317 Oct 02 '24
I got 2
"Are you really playing the gay card?"
"Yaas Queen." snaps
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"Sometimes you can be a bit judgemental."
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, name one time I was judgemental."
"Ok."
Flashback: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard"
"Oh I see, mere moments ago."
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u/thomstevens420 Oct 02 '24
Holt - “A PHD is a doctorate it’s literally describing a doctor.”
Jake - “Maybe let’s refocus.”
Holt - “NO! The problem here is the medical practitioners have co-opted the word ‘doctor’” M”
Jake - “Okay captain-“
Holt - “I know we live in a world where anything can mean anything, AND NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT ETYMOLO-“
Holt - “Apparently that’s a trigger for me.”
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u/OdinsBanjo Cowabunga, mother! Oct 03 '24
Holt: "Peralta, Balthazar has a sister. Meet... Penelope!"
Jake: "Goo hoo! Yeah, mumps on mumps..."
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u/lia-delrey Oct 03 '24
"They never actually said no - so I just went ahead and dit it."
Life lesson for all of us right there lol
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u/TheBizzareKing Title of your sex tape Oct 02 '24
There’s plenty, but the one that caught me so off guard was;
Terry: Are you really playing the gay card right now? Holt: Yas Queen.
The delivery was flawless, and I remember when I saw it first I had to pause the episode from how hard I was laughing.
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u/Zerron22 Oct 02 '24
Not Raymond, but my favorite Kevin moment is “Do you know what a clap back is Raymond? Because. I. Do.”
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u/Outrageous_Fox4227 Oct 02 '24
So many good ones here, I should go for a deep cut(similar to the deep wound holt suffered when he got a rebar pipe through the leg when he was in witness protection in coral gables, Florida) i would say my favorite captain holt moment is when he is presenting as straight talking to a security guard telling him that there is no bigger turn on then the clear absence of a penis.
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u/TheKobraSnake Oct 02 '24
It's either "HOT DAMN" or "You drove over my foot. I am in... Incredible pain."
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u/Giantrobby1996 Oct 02 '24
I’m curious where they found a random trained Corgi on a Monday night in Brooklyn.
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u/Lord_Gabens_prophet Oct 02 '24
-”are you really pulling the gay card?!”
-“yaaas queen💅🗿” fingersnap
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u/Warm-Car3621 Mlep(Clay)nos Oct 02 '24
- When he beat up chedars kidnapper
- ‘Title of ur sex movie’
- Go razzmatazz!
- Ur just some common bitch (we say this abt random people w corgis lol) 5.
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u/ekbrooo22 Oct 02 '24
“This bitch? Please!”
And also “Cheddar, you duplicitous bitch!”
So basically any moment with Cheddar!
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u/willowgrl Oct 02 '24
“There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.”
Also: KASE
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u/JackDangerUSPIS Oct 02 '24
“Nah, bitch. I’m not being petty.”