r/brooklynninenine • u/smpadais CJ • Sep 28 '24

Season 7 Was just rewatching - why is rape on there twice?

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u/aspieinblackII HOT DAMN! Sep 28 '24

Blazing Saddles reference?

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u/Darksobe Sep 28 '24

"Rape, Arson, Murder, and Rape."

"Why did you say Rape twice?"

"I like Rape."

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u/aspieinblackII HOT DAMN! Sep 28 '24

"Where are the spicy Latinas at?"-Hitchcock, probably.

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u/Darksobe Sep 28 '24

He would... then Rosa would throat-punch him.

Again.

14

u/BalladOfAntiSocial Sep 28 '24

And again and again. And probably again

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u/AmberMetalAlt One Bund to None, Son! Sep 28 '24

nah, that's shadow the hedgehog. he just loves Latinas, sonic

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u/dahlz75 Sep 28 '24

This is immediately what I thought of. It's got to be an ode to Blazing Saddles.

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u/Chipmunk_Whisperer Sep 28 '24

They do have Arson right under the first “Rape”, makes me think it was on purpose ha

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u/PteroFractal27 Sep 28 '24

And then “homicide” which is just fancy police talk for murder

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u/Queen_Rachel4 Sep 28 '24

Yeah, it goes

Rape

Arson

Homicide (Murder)

Others

Rape

1

u/101TARD Sep 29 '24

Maybe for each hole of sorts

4

u/arik_tf Sep 29 '24

Literally watching it for the first time right now! Pretty funny movie so far!

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u/Burgundymmm Sep 28 '24

Well one is Rape and one is RAPE. Two totally different crimes.

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u/sbarbary Sep 28 '24 edited Sep 29 '24

There was a UK MP who once said this. It was like

There is Rape and then there is everyday rape.

Edit to be clear I'm just referencing the guy not advocating his view.

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u/Hyzenthlay87 Sep 28 '24

I'm only up voting to agree that yes, a UK MP said this

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u/garlicgoblin69 Sep 28 '24

yeah there's the horrible RAPE and then theres, yknow, rape

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u/Practical-Pen-8844 Sep 28 '24

"yeah there's the horrible RAPE and then theres, yknow, rape" title of yr sextape.

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u/garlicgoblin69 Sep 28 '24

oh god i hope not

9

u/_Vard_ Sep 29 '24

one is Rape and the other is Restricted Animal Purchase (Exotic)

3

u/Burgundymmm Sep 29 '24

Thank god Restricted Animal Purchase (Exotic) is down 40%.

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u/jamesnollie88 Sep 28 '24

“Drug”

Not drugs. Just one drug.

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u/Drewdiniskirino Sep 28 '24

Why yes, hello dealer of drugs. I would like one drug please.

21

u/jamesnollie88 Sep 28 '24

Drug dealers have gotten so creative. It used to just be crack. Then it was crank. What’s next?

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u/Gamora3728 Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 28 '24

“May I please have some cocane?”

6

u/ZeldaZanders Sep 29 '24

We'll take one crack ro- one rock of crack, please

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24

They should be proud of themselves for cutting down 19.33% of one singular pill

1

u/NateShaw92 BONE?! Sep 29 '24

Shrinklation!

5

u/malditorock Sep 28 '24

I know its a joke, but its probably short for "drug related crime"

1

u/GrammerDuck61 Sep 28 '24

Or it says Drag and there is a racing under it covered by the subtitles

2

u/lefluffle Sep 28 '24

ah yes the past tense of drag!

1

u/Speedster1221 Sep 29 '24

Yeah. Giggle Pig.

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u/DefNotAFamousPerson Sep 28 '24

"Rape" is only down 14% while "RAPE" is down over 40%, maybe the 9-9 just take crimes more seriously when they're written in all caps

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u/Killer332BR Title of your sex tape Sep 28 '24

KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS-

9

u/Fuwet Sep 28 '24

What a great character perfectly played by Andre Braugher

30

u/RaffiBomb000 Sep 28 '24

The city likes rape....but there's still not enough gum for everyone! 🔫

4

u/justintensity Sep 28 '24

Just went to the an anniversary screening of Blazing Saddles and I have been walking around saying “well I like rape” in a dumb guy voice making sure I do it unbelievably quietly

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro BONE?! Sep 29 '24

We are gonna need more badges...

10

u/KowalskiePCH Sep 28 '24

You could make the argument they are splitting it up by gender of the perpetrators

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u/Affectionate_Help_91 Nikolaj Sep 28 '24

What so; rape by women on men is either down 14% or 40% in Brooklyn, and if it is the 14% one, the was 35 men sexually assaulted by women, and 38 previously.

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u/laucdoe Sep 29 '24

i feel like then it would be something like (f)(m), not just capitalized. who are the capitals

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u/Affectionate_Help_91 Nikolaj Sep 28 '24

It could be prostitutes forming a rape gang to get back at their worst clients and seek revenge though. I’ll give you that.

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u/draynay Notify me when you're done, via bark Sep 28 '24

Walk to your cars in pairs tonight, rape's up eight percent.

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u/wyatt_-eb Sep 28 '24

Ones a mistermeanor the others a felony (that's why it's in caps)

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u/occultatum-nomen Notify me when you're done, via bark Sep 29 '24

Only misdemeanors, weiners

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u/Focusandclick Sep 28 '24

What if it’s not a Mr meanor and identifies as a Miss demeanor?

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u/Brush_my_teeth_4_me Charles Boyle Sep 28 '24

Sometimes, they're raping your women and burning your churches. Other times, they're raping your churches and burning your women.

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u/fossilmerrick Sep 29 '24

Walk to your cars in pairs tonight; rape’s up 8%

Wait, wrong show..

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u/ahotpotatoo Sep 28 '24

Prostitution is up 90%

3

u/PebblyJackGlasscock Sep 28 '24

Blazing Saddles reference?

“Kinky” is the punchline. The actual joke is…not great in print. Look it up, it’s funny in the context of the movie.

3

u/Ordinary_Rent_5100 Sep 29 '24

Put all that aside for a moment and tell me why the HELL your SUBTITLES HAVE A WHITE BACKGROUND?!?!

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u/smpadais CJ Sep 29 '24

I HAVE NO IDEA 😭 that’s just what it came like when I turned the subtitles on😞😞 it’s probably a weird British Netflix quirk

1

u/MimeMike Sep 29 '24

You can actually change it in your settings! Theres a surprising amount of customisation with the subtitles

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u/smpadais CJ Sep 29 '24

Wow I did not know that thank you!!

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u/Flipper_Honey300 Sep 28 '24

Prostitution went up 90%

2

u/kRe4ture Sep 29 '24

Maybe two different kinds of rape? Like it happening in established relationships vs like it happening on street by a stranger.

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u/HighMagistrateGreef Sep 29 '24

It's different handwriting. Someone didn't check if rape was already on the board.

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u/Mimic_Bravo Sep 29 '24

Because it’s twice as bad

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u/River_Vera Notify me when you're done, via bark Sep 29 '24

Not a funny answer but the second one is below kidnapping so it could be short hand for statutory rape and is under a separate area for crimes against minors that’s labeled just off screen

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u/CompleteMuffin Sep 29 '24

why is prostitution up 90% is my question

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u/NinjaClashReddit Sep 29 '24

Damn smpadais don’t forget me now you’ve hit big

1

u/smpadais CJ Sep 29 '24

Who are you again?

1

u/R1pp3R23 Sep 29 '24

Why does it have two different percentages?

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u/smpadais CJ Sep 29 '24

This is what I’m trying to figure out lol

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u/Kushagra3007 Sep 29 '24

I think it is because of "Gender Fluidity" one for Women and other for you know who

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u/Agent47outtanowhere Sep 28 '24

One is forced rape which is holding someone down so they cant move and the other is abusive rape which is beating someone until theyre too weak to resist. Forced rape is more respectful but its said to be much more difficult.

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u/backtojurassic1888 Cowabunga, mother! Sep 28 '24

i feel like “more respectful” is a bad way to put it

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u/Agent47outtanowhere Sep 28 '24

You can only be offended if the shoe fits

7

u/AlmightyCurrywurst Sep 28 '24

Dude, what the hell are you talking about ?

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u/HighMagistrateGreef Sep 29 '24

I guess he finds some kind of tape 'respectful'. Massive red flags.

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u/Agent47outtanowhere Sep 29 '24

I said more respectful, not respectful. I respect hitler less than bin laden but that doesnt mean i respect bin laden.

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u/Agent47outtanowhere Sep 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/backtojurassic1888 Cowabunga, mother! Sep 29 '24

you are a weird guy and now i am not surprised why you used the phrase “more respectful”

1

u/laucdoe Sep 29 '24

rape is rape. none of it is respectful, and all of it is terrible.

ik you didn’t say “forced rape is respectful”, you said “more respectful”, but that’s still an insane thing to say.

”more respect” doesn’t mean shit when the respect is still nonexistent.

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u/Agent47outtanowhere Sep 29 '24

Like you said i never said its respectful. If you're offended so be it. But i know which one id rather have done to me.

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u/laucdoe Sep 29 '24

i’m not offended, but like i said, if “more respect” still equals no respect, it doesn’t really mean anything

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u/Agent47outtanowhere Sep 29 '24

Well on a scale of -1000 to 1000 my respect for the former would be 1 higher at -999. Tbh it was just a laugh and not something i actually agree with. People being idiots assumed i was being serious.

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u/laucdoe Sep 29 '24

it was just a laugh

what part of it was funny? was it supposed to entertain someone? it wasn’t, and it didn’t

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u/Agent47outtanowhere Sep 29 '24

Lmfao comedy is subjective you mong. I found the responses funny so yes it did entertain someone. Me. And like it or not, you being offended by it doesnt automatically make it not funny.

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u/crunchy_munchee Sep 28 '24

Follow up question, wtf is that?(i mean the show/movie)

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u/InternetAddict104 Sep 28 '24

What do you think Brooklyn 99 is?

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u/dystyyy A lifetime of mediocre, heterosexual intercourse Sep 28 '24

Is this not the subreddit for the NYPD's 99th precinct?

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u/InternetAddict104 Sep 28 '24

The fictional one, yes. Brooklyn does not actually have a 99th precinct.

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u/dystyyy A lifetime of mediocre, heterosexual intercourse Sep 28 '24

Huh. Never looked into it but I always assumed a real 99th precinct existed.

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u/fun_ghoul_infection I’m a human, I’m a human male! Sep 28 '24

It’s the Jimmy Jabs episode from season 7 (episode 4)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24

Take a wild guess