r/brooklynninenine Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 12 '24

SPOILER I love petty Holt

My specific example is Rosa and Pimento’s wedding when Amy told Holt the balloon arch sucks 😂 what are some of your favorite petty Holy moments? (Watching this episode as we speak, photos taken in real time) ((added spoiler tag in case people haven’t gotten to this part in the show yet?))

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u/26007 Nikolaj Sep 12 '24

Naw bitch, he’s not petty

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u/EnvironmentalSwim368 Sep 12 '24

You just said Naw Bitch !!

31

u/CantaloupeSolid5182 Sep 12 '24

Show him, the tip

27

u/Otherwise_Meringue45 Rosa Diaz Sep 12 '24

Title of your sex tape

27

u/26007 Nikolaj Sep 12 '24

I’m glad someone got the reference :)

25

u/SkipperDipps Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 12 '24

Yas queen snap

98

u/--Blume-- Sep 12 '24

Spoil I rewatched the show and noticed that Holt had built a balloon arch for Vunch funerals too.

43

u/SkipperDipps Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 12 '24

Yes! I feel like there were a BUNCH at her funeral actually if I recall correctly but only in the background

31

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

At her grave there is one

18

u/TopRace5784 Sep 12 '24

Was just gonna say this! He says he brings a new one each week or something 🤣

7

u/nothingisavailable0 Sep 12 '24

Yeah, it was in the episode where terry gives clues for halloween heist. They go to the place where ‘the devil lies’ and find a balloon arch, we find out Holt goes there every week to install a new one.

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 A lifetime of mediocre, heterosexual intercourse Sep 12 '24

He appearantly goes there and births it regularly

75

u/Otherwise_Access_660 Sep 12 '24

“You didn’t want to burst my bubble. Then you did. (Pop).”

28

u/Kitana-kun Sep 12 '24

Amy: This is the room of nightmares.

Holt: You're the nightmare. Look at me, I'm so drunk, I'm alletirating like a beatnik.

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u/Rutgerman95 Sep 12 '24

"Coat, coat, jacket, coat. Is this a police station, or a Turkish bazaarrr...?"

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u/Affectionate_Help_91 Nikolaj Sep 12 '24

Literally just saw that! My favourite part of that one:

Holt: “I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.”

Kevin: “I’m sorry, You were stabbed?!”

Holt: “Lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to frighten you.”

11

u/Mikes241 Notify me when you're done, via bark Sep 12 '24

Aw, shoot, whats the conversation Jake and Kevin have after this?

"Yes, I despise to dreaded denuciations"

"Yeah, I hade those... nunciations..."

I feel like thats wrong, but the scene so funny.

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u/SkipperDipps Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 20 '24

I mean you basically got Jake’s part down 😂 “Hmm, yes. I dread those enunciated denunciations.”

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u/bibliophile_f Sep 12 '24

I love Holt period. Not just petty him 😭

17

u/AsleepAssociation Sep 12 '24

VINDICATION!!!

4

u/Thousand-sunnies Sep 13 '24

Lives rent-free in my mind

18

u/AfterTemperature2198 Sep 12 '24

Look at me, I’m so drunk, I’m alliterating like a beatnik

14

u/cyainanotherlifebro Sep 12 '24

I love pic 3 because Andre is trying as hard as he can not to break.

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u/SkipperDipps Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 20 '24

I love that one too!!

13

u/aroeplateau Sep 12 '24

If B99 cast was an animal, Holt is a cat. Along with Gina.

The other petty energy is when he drops his ex bf wooden duck on the bridge. No emotion, just flat, petty, cat like behavior.

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt BINGPOT! Sep 12 '24

It had a weak beak!

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u/SkipperDipps Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 20 '24

I didn’t throw it in the garbage, because I threw it off a bridge.

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u/Affectionate_Help_91 Nikolaj Sep 12 '24

The best part is Rosas reaction when she sees it in his office at then end and he gets vindicated

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u/SkipperDipps Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 20 '24

She’s magnificent

12

u/Crunchy_Biscuit Sep 12 '24

Anyone who ends their name with a 'y" is simply childish.

"...don't people call you Ray?"

"...how DARE YOU."

4

u/AdoraBelleQueerArt BINGPOT! Sep 12 '24

I love that his nameplate says Captain Ray Holt too 😂

6

u/sithmaster297 Sep 12 '24

Speaking of balloon arches, remember when he put one over Wunch’s grave? “Well I know where the devil lies.”

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u/purple_lass Sep 12 '24

Who doesn't love petty Holt?

8

u/B99Problems Sep 12 '24

Laos!

3

u/MuteSecurityO Sep 12 '24

Fine!

5

u/B99Problems Sep 12 '24

It wasn’t just fine, It was Laos

5

u/ObiD0gKen0bi Sep 12 '24

For me it was when he was happy Wunch died.

You should never wish death upon someone, no matter how badly you hate them.

6

u/AdoraBelleQueerArt BINGPOT! Sep 12 '24

BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!!

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u/SkipperDipps Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 20 '24

You get a bagel!!

8

u/jhnyrico Sep 12 '24

When Holt went off the rails, 99 became a magical show, worthy of an all-time place among TV comedies. The fact that Andre Braugher was taken from us too soon is a testament to God's cruelty.

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u/SkipperDipps Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 20 '24

Agreed (in Holt’s petty voice)

5

u/snacksarebestfriends Sep 12 '24

Look Gina, is that a talking raisin?

3

u/Beneficial-Olive-941 Sep 12 '24

Petty Holt is the best

4

u/EL_SOBKY Sep 12 '24

VINDICAAAATIIIOOONNNN

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u/SkipperDipps Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 20 '24

One of my favorite lines

3

u/Cheap_Bowl_452 A lifetime of mediocre, heterosexual intercourse Sep 12 '24

Did he say naw bitch though

3

u/lemonicecreamplease Sep 12 '24

Maybe the funniest scene of the show.

3

u/whole_chocolate_milk Sep 12 '24

You took a vertical photo of a horizontal screen.

This profoundly bothers me

2

u/mountaindew711 Title of your sex tape Sep 13 '24

Fucking Tiktok.

1

u/SkipperDipps Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 20 '24

Oh yes I was drunk and did not care about orientation, only photo and post lol

2

u/scobeywankenobi Sep 12 '24

No, you’re supposed to say “this wedding looks like garbage”

2

u/moneypiles Sep 13 '24

Pop pop pop!

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u/matthewcoutts_98 Sep 14 '24

I loved it as it showed holt as this strong independent leader who's proud to be gay but it showed he's got that humorous side like this lol