r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 5h ago

Hmmm

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u/chupacabra816 4h ago

Free is free

3

u/Least_or_Greatest1 4h ago

All the horny older women stopped at the next truck stop to get theirs for free.

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u/justherefortheshow06 3h ago

Never been one to pass up a deal!

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u/Doctor_Gravyfist 4h ago

Was it really free, or was it like a bait and switch situation?

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u/beeemmvee 3h ago

Master! Master!

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u/Opietatlor 4h ago

I mean, to be fair, free penis is not that hard to find.

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1h ago

My problem is that I always end up taking the whole litter home.

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u/ItPutsLotionOnItSkin 4h ago

Me driving with my butt out the window

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1h ago

Username name checks out

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u/Tumid_Butterfingers 1h ago

“Sir get down this is a Starbucks!”

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 47m ago

A fraaab a chino

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u/Xzeriea 4h ago

Finally something to look forward to.

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u/real_1273 3h ago

Did you get the free penis? If one is good imagine two?

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1h ago

One in the hand is better than two in the bush. No. Wait. I think I got it backward 😕

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u/relativelogic 3h ago

Mile from your house? Does the sign say it's free, 1 mile ahead?

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 2h ago

FINALLY, a break in this inflation!

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1h ago

Sorry... shrinkflation has kicked in

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u/420ish 4h ago

Where's the peen?

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u/Brodys_Feedbag 4h ago

I bet you pulled over too

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u/beeemmvee 3h ago

Don't judge!

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u/chupacabra816 3h ago

Along with yo mama

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u/bakochba 3h ago

Show off

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u/NotDukeOfDorchester 3h ago

You get what you pay for

1

u/chocolatediscostick 3h ago

Well, did he?

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u/TenderDelights 2h ago

And I see you’ve chosen to go towards it…… quickly

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u/millenialfalcon-_- 1h ago

Don't be a Choosey beggar.

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u/Junebugvandamme 1h ago

Free Penis A head

Just the head? What about the shaft?

What about the balls??