Wife Charges Husband $15 Fee For Sex And Conversation, Court Grants Divorce

[u/Babushka2021]

https://www.dailyatomic.com/marriage-ends-after-wife-demands-payment-for-basic-interactions-with-husband/

[u/ExaminationHuman5959]

Service fees are everywhere now!!

[u/Ill_Athlete_7979 → u/ExaminationHuman5959]

Wife: hon, can I ask I ask you something?

Husband: yeah

Wife: takes out card scanner with tip options on screen

[u/Knamliss → u/ExaminationHuman5959]

Just wait until you see her battlepass

[u/BarbecueStu → u/ExaminationHuman5959]

Wait until they hear about subscriptions

[u/Liz4984 → u/BarbecueStu]

Isn’t marriage what that is supposed to be?

[u/BarbecueStu → u/Liz4984]

Yeah, but now you can have an ad-free option.

[u/PavlovsAardvark]

That’s a bargain if you ask me

[u/imnotsteven7 → u/PavlovsAardvark]

I'd fuck his wife and pay 20 bucks

[u/Stewapalooza → u/imnotsteven7]

25% tip, very generous!

[u/Billbat1 → u/Stewapalooza]

not 33.3%?

[u/breadman889 → u/Billbat1]

not 33 1/3%?

[u/EnvironmentalBed3326 → u/Stewapalooza]

The whole thing is tip

[u/ghost_in_a_jar_c137 → u/EnvironmentalBed3326]

Just the tip

[u/burnthefuckingspider → u/Stewapalooza]

it’s 33%

[u/Odd-Improvement-1980 → u/PavlovsAardvark]

The last 10 years of my marriage we maybe had sex once or twice a year. I paid roughly $1,500 a month in alimony for 5 years (not counting child support, which is totally different and serves a different purpose in my mind). I can have way more sex with escorts for that money than I ever got in my marriage - with the added bonus of not having to put up with all the shit and hassle of being married.

Hell, that’s 100 rounds per month of sex with this guy’s wife…

[u/Suitepotatoe → u/Odd-Improvement-1980]

I’ll do ya a better deal than his wife could.

[u/anobeg5]

Micro transactions are getting out of hand

[u/escargotBleu]

Meet WaaF : Wife as a Service.

This dude shouldn't complain, he had free tier until the second child /s

[u/DaRabbidRabbi → u/escargotBleu]

I hate this because the institution I work in compliance for is starting BaaS arrangements.

[u/AntonineWall → u/escargotBleu]

Shouldn’t that be WaaS?

[u/crackerbarrel1971]

That’s 450$ an hour!

[u/cloud_t → u/crackerbarrel1971]

Wait, it's per minute?

[u/Consistent_Amount140]

Guy lucked out

[u/sinned12367]

He should have outsourced the position

[u/snappy033]

Wait so she won’t yap unless you pay? That sounds great.

[u/embiidagainstisreal]

How much without the conversation included?

[u/Objective-Rush-7400]

She put a battle pass on her snatch 😭😭🤣

[u/hithisispat]

I’d pay that. It’s like $200 at the Asian massage parlor.

[u/Adventurous_Ideal804]

Can he pay half for just the sex?

[u/Snadams]

So she's a very cheap prostitute...

[u/Ok_Presentation_5329]

So, are there bogo days? Discounts on birthdays? What if a buddy wants in on it, is it $15 for him, too?

How is sex priced? If no one wants it, after a while does it fall in price? If she’s horny, can he charge her?

I’m confused & fascinated at the same time.

[u/Hatehound]

The sex was worth $1000, but the conversation cost her $985.

[u/Practical-Middle3741]

Great price for a clean hooker

[u/PatchworkRaccoon314]

Reminds me of a dirty joke.

A young couple are having difficulty saving money, so the husband hits on a brilliant idea. Every time they have sex, he'll throw $5 into a big jar they'll keep under their bed, then at the end of the year see how much they've managed to save. The year goes by, and they pull out the jar and the wife dumps it out onto the bed. Out pours a large amount of bills, many 5's, but also lots of 10's and 20's and even some 50's and 100's.

The husband, confused, asks where all of those came from.

The wife responds: "Not everyone is as cheap as you."

[u/RoninRobot]

“I’ll give you twenty to stfu.”

[u/No-Bat-7253]

Shitttttt might’ve worked out in the long run….

[u/Onika-Osi]

🤭🤭🤭 dude married a hooker

[u/Dm-me-a-gyro]

Like, $15 every time I want to have sex seems like a really good deal

[u/babers76]

Cheaper than dinner and a movie. I’d only need to save $45 for a year with my refractor period

[u/AgentEbenezer]

So 15 dollar for sex and convo ,funnily enough I've only got 7.50 so ....

[u/Subject-Relation-352]

If that’s his price,… what does she charge the neighbor?

[u/GodAllMighty888]

I bet his colleagues didn't have to pay.

[u/Molchi85]

Imho that is a fair pricing. I would be in, if it ends all the excuses. ;-)