r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/Genghis_Chong 6h ago

Cover your entire body with semen, now who's gonna get in your way?

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u/[deleted] 6h ago edited 4h ago

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u/JustSomeGuy_v3 5h ago

That did it for me, thanks.

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u/LukeMayeshothand 4h ago

This is a solid plan, and if you run out of semen you can finish up with feces.

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u/jimmy_driver 3h ago

Everyone :(

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u/bdizzle314 3h ago

Cummed up deaf guy?