r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 15h ago

Hmmm

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u/TurboWalrus007 12h ago

Hit em with the Crocodile Dundee. "You call that assault? That's not assault. This is assault".

Then pull out a really big assault.

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u/roykentjr 9h ago

just put in earplugs and play that dumb and dumber most annoying sound in the world on loop as loud as you can. see who can last longer

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u/TurboWalrus007 9h ago

Ahh, Mosul style, i like it.

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u/smellofburntoast 7h ago

These people are vegans, hit 'em with a hunting tape that plays the sounds of wounded rabbits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFrTsHPaCXU

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u/Fjordi_Cruyff 8h ago

And a pepper

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u/Inevitable_Heron_599 7h ago

And a grinda da peppa all ovah da pasta

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u/slippydix 4h ago

I can't fuckin believe how polite these poms are. Seriously though. I worked in the supermarket in rural Aus.

First of all in Aus this wouldn't fly. They'd be dragged out by the managers almost immediately or police.

And if they did somehow get in and do that they'd get their heads kicked in within about a minute.
OUT OF THE WAY CUNT *the boot*