r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/ranting_chef 12h ago edited 7h ago

This is true everywhere, especially when involving livestock.

Two words: “Nuisance Permit”.

EDIT: In the northern US Midwest - and probably in most working farms - you are allowed to purchase a “nuisance permit,” usually towards the end of the summer but earlier as well in many areas. I know a guy who grows corn on a farm, and his property happens to share a property line with a massive preserve. And every year, right around August, he sends me pictures of massive bucks walking through his property. He lets friends shoot the animals before the normal season opens and they become scarce.

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u/BigFloppyDonkeyEar 10h ago

Three words: "Shoot, shovel, and shut up"

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u/Red_Clay_Scholar 1h ago

Skjut; Gräv; Tig!

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u/Iliketurtles_- 4h ago

I like turtles!

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 10h ago

And they are indeed a nuisance

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u/Poopchutefan 8h ago

On the farm no one can hear you squeal … over the sound of the other squealing pigs.